Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>"Drink, Grubby... You will all be Warcraft 4 pros."
>"And what, Blizzard, must we give in return?"
>"...HotS"

>Brightwing teleports onto the tank that's in your team
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>your team loses 40% of their HP and now your support is a screen away getting bukkaked by the enemy team

>warcraft 4
>when OW is their flagship esport for the coming years
unlikely

W H E N

When I first saw vikings I thought it was 3 players controlling one each

What the fuck is floating above Fenix's fridge?

Mei's robutt

Snowball

I love Lunara!

That's the best trade-off imaginable. Someone will just make an assfaggots mod for wc4 and we can have a much better game sans the overcancer.

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>prime
Small dick

Good one, I exhaled.

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Refreshing farts at least

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>deerfags

/OURGUY/

>AI Lucio gets MVP
>Lost Vikings in permanent poly bomb, because player can't split them
Oh, the wonders of vs AI games. Still the quickest way to do dailies.

>quickest way
>do draft game
>pick anyone
>finish all quests
Nice small brain you got there

Who Tychus here

>twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/970701163719835648
**REMINDER** last chance to get chink skins until next year
24 HOURS REMAIN

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Hmm, do I buy the lunar cock or no?

I WANT TO BUY THE LUNAR DOGGO
BUT IT'S SO EXPENSIVE
WHAT DO I DO

Yes cock is one of the best mounts

Pay with cash

Work overtime goyim

Does OP work for Blizzard?

>wanted the jade one but I got the marble one and the regular one
FUCK

>page 7

Would make sense 2bh

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kek

Got from gold 3 to diamond 1and now im back at d2, how do i get gooder?

Be consistent and don't let your bunga draft no waveclear

>stealing my pic
Bad!

>take a break from hots for about 6 months because it got somewhat boring and the overcancer shit was annoying
>feel the the itch to play again
>reinstall
>all counters to overcancer heroes were nerfed
>tracer in every game running wild doing whatever

Ah, why do I keep returning to Blizzard games and pretend they will ever change?

Just cc her bruh

just keep doin whatever you doin desu, seems to be working

>be consistent
>try to be less bad (always look to improve)
>play more
and that's about it

honestly seemed weird to me that people screeched about genji/hanzo as long as they did while ignoring tracer

Don't forget to thank your favorite insect swatter.

I fucked up, this is actually the greatest insect swatter

>all counters
What did he mean by this

>no dick
more like cucklord

>Answering to a QM baby

It's time. Post them and judge.

kys quick memer

>waifufag
Kys

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>NA

Why don't more pros use the Leahblo skin? Is it banned?

it's shit. just like the rest of diablo 3

I think Breez just likes toxic base Diablo.

Breez always uses the Toxic Diablo skin.

DELETE

>D3
>not shit

When the fuck did they add this decale on Tychus?

he has different decals on different skins of his armor, one has always been tracer on it, before she was in hots

>Magatha bitch before /our guy/ Cairne
Over my dead body you cunt.

that was already arranged.

OwO

Gladly

Problem is what would his kit be? Endurance Aura would have to be a talent. War Stomp could be doable. Shockwave? TF you think Lion's Fang is. Reincarnation? Uther has it already. Pulverize from the base Tauren unit kit?

Cairne should definitely not be a pure tank, he had BETTER be a bruiser. Every depiction of him, young or old, has him as basically being The Rock in Tauren form, so he needs to just be able to ragdoll motherfuckers once he catches them.

fake, and gay

Garrosh was getting absolutely fucking bodied by Cairne and would have been easily killed had Magatha not coated Gorehowl with poison.

lol? he was a pussy being beaten by centaurs in wc3.

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Does that make both the Terrans and the Protoss pussies because they couldn't beat the Zerg? The Tauren didn't have the numbers to take the centaur head on and couldn't outpace them on the open plains of the Barrens or Mulgore. Cairne said as much.

His reincarnation would be like Diablo’s if anything.
He dropped a whole cliff side onto their army with an earthshaking was stomp.

Yeah. Protoss are cucked now that they had to chop off their head things

Making Magatha the victor

>protoss
only the irrelevant ones

>KEKED KEKED KEKED AHAHAHA MOM I SAID IT AGAIN KEKED KEKED AHAHAHAH

(You).

Point being that Garrosh couldn't take Cairne in a fair fight. In fact he wasn't even close to being a match for Cairne in a fair fight. He BARELY survived WITH Gorehowl being poisoned. Cairne was dismantling him.

In other news.. any other NA players just get dropped from HotS?

>na

Point is Cairne is only "strong" in these stupid fanfic level novels. Everything officially happening in game was merely him getting stomped without an orc ally

If that slut Maiev can get a nice kit that stays true to her shit after the fact that Zeratul took her abilities I think anyone can make it back.

>fanfic
Blizzard sure does some gud fanfic

He officially dropped a cliff on a horde of swarming centaurs with a massive war stomp.
He literally reduced an army into rubble with his quake.

well why didn't he simply do that earlier? it's rather pathetic.

>27 posters

>no femgob hero
How can blizzard be this inept

Chromie skin

Female goblins are disgusting.

She's a demon not a goblin

FUCKING JEWZARD GIV ME A MEDIVH SPRAY ALREADY OR ELSE I'LL KILL EVERY RETARD ON THIS THREAD

>goblin ears
>goblin height
>goblin skin

who cares what they call it

This guy comes up to your team and unleashes the flame god al'ar on you? What do?

hmm