/wtc/ & /gwt/ - The Witcher & Gwent General

she's the cutest and probbably goddess as well :DD

Have we decided what Ciri's armpits smell like yet?

Ciri swallows

Anyone else saving their virginity for Triss?

Guys what do you think Triss's shitty wet farts smell like?

Lilac and gosseberries.

In other words, literally what Yen is compared to Triss

Heaven.

OTP coming through

Outta my way Yen fucking shits!

Would she make a good Yennefer?

Not him but shut the fuck up retard. Gossiping about eceleb drama is not gwent discussion.

Who dat?

He was mad that they picked a white woman instead of Pusoko, literally shaking.

TRISS IS A CUTE !!
A CUTE !!

Evelyn Claire

she does porn

half of the cuties posted here do porn.

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>that feel of emptiness
I don't want to go trough this again

AND ILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN

Merigold, Merigold - full of grace
How i would love her - sitting on my face.

r8
I really like this one

Ciri a lovely pure a pure pure pure and a perfectly perfect in every way and a pure and a perfect and lovely and a one for me and the only one for me.

I lovely love Ciri a pure and a perfect!

Picking silvers or golds that can play other silvers is the way to go.

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon so pure and Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon so perfect! I love Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon!

CIRI
U
T
E

>travel to a land ravaged by war, famine and disease
>proceed to steal everything I see from every peasant's hut

yen is ugly

You know what's really, REALLY annoying about TW3?

When you go to the crafting tab while in dialogue with a blacksmith, you can click on the missing materials for something you want to craft and buy them in that same tab. When you go the alchemy tab when buying from a herbalist, you don't get that same option for missing ingredients. So you have to remember what it is that you have to buy then search it in the herbalist's inventory. It seems trivial but it baffles me that they didn't think of this shit

I know the difference is that you can brew stuff yourself but only the blacksmith can make you armor and weapons, but if you're going to include the option to brew potions while buying from the herbalist then why not make it so you can quick-buy ingredients while in the alchemy tab

Somebody should warn those poor bastards.
They'll have no idea what hit em.

I need to post more Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, i haven't posted enough Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon lately and i feel kind of sorry for letting my fellow Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon-friends down in the eternal quest for posting Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon and spreading Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon's eternal name and most pure heart that rivals the heavens of celibate grace and holy spirit.

I love Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon and i want you all to know that Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon is the only one for me and that there is no one else but Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon that could give me true joy and happiness in life!

Damn imagine being this pathetic

Toussaint is so comfy to just wander

The brewing tab in the alchemist shop is the same as the one you use to brew your own potions. The herbalist is not brewing for you, they basically copied and paste the tab you use in the game menu to the herbalist shop, you can't buy stuff from that tab because you can't buy stuff when you're on the road doing things by yourself

Damn imagine being this pathetic

Yes, I know, and that's the problem

Autist

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Hmmm
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1. Why in in-game book about Cirilla its written that her parents died in sailing accident near skellige (actually vilgefortz teleportation magic) when its widely known that Emhyr is her father and he's alive?
2. Was perhaps the book written in the time after the catastrophe and before Duny revealed his true identity and led a rebellion to reclaim nilfgaard's throne?
3. But if thats true, then why it is written that she is heir to nilfgaardian throne? On what basis - that she is emhyr's daughter? But then the 2nd sentence had to be incorrect!

I dont get it. Plothole or CDPR fucked this up? I admit, this whole story is pretty convoluted.

I'm not a Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon-friend per se but I welcome additional Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon posts in the future! I haven't seen many Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon-friends here lately unfortunately

I don't think it is widely known that Ciri is Emhyr's daughter. If there's an in-game book that states Ciri is the heir to Nilfgaard, that seems like a plot hole.

>oponent drypasses round 1 with franceska
>i drypass round 2 dont care if he gets free op topdeck
>he takes all the rope to play franceska
>start of round 3 he takes all rope to play vrihed dragoon

i wish all cancers upon him

im actually playing it right now
though i dont love standard
it doesnt seem that bad

Trissfu wishes you to have good luck and have fun.

All I want is to fall asleep in Ciri's warm embrace

I'm gonna sleep now and dream about Riannon Elen Cirilla Fiona. Good night Fiona-friend!

Hmm...

Sweet dreams my friend

I love Little Miss Merigold.

autist

>draft absolute garbage deck with 3 golds and no synergies going on
>think hard about breaking it but decide against it
>opponents missplaying their numerous golds left, right and centre and generally playing like total shit
>even win a game where I drew no golds
>5-0 so far
>mfw
Did all the good players go back to ranked and now the mode is dominated by shitters or am I just lucky? Post your experience.

You should pick the manticore one

I think the lack of skill-based matchmaking is just finally showing us how awful the average gwent player is

Just so we're perfectly clear, this is the same guy right?

Would you waifu a crone?

from what ive seen on twitch streams, the first 5 games are literally always lvl 1-10 newbies, with drafts like 1 crone, 1 infantryman, 1 botchling etc..

I've never experienced it myself tho, my 1st game is usually vs god tier deck.

I just finished my first 0-3 run. I d/c'ed all 3 times though... Kinda scared to try again because my internet is fine.

>banking all on cirir when opponent has last play

do you think he will like my lock ? xd

endscore lmao

I heard Koviri scientists made a magically infused device for state security that eavesdrops and forms an projection for whomever mentions the specified entity. But instead of being limited to their world, the magic infusion made it communicate with every other world as well. Maybe Trissfu knows we're talking about her :3

its kind of annoying, but you can still pin the recipe so you only have to spot one out of like 5 or 6 ingredients instead of the whole inventory

I LOVE YOU TRISS MERIGOLD

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Does it get any better then that ?

I LOVE YOU TOO, TRISS MERIGOLD. ME TOO!

No.

Is Gwent dead? There's almost no discussion.

Everyone is waiting for Kripp and his inevitable falling in love with Trissfu.

im going to bed but some1 respond to this post when he is done please so i can know how it went when i get up

>enemy plays a card
>at the same second its "opponent connection disconnect"
>it dissapears after half a second
>the screen is still on his side
>he can't play a card
>i cant play a card either
>hes chink

pic related happened after 5 min of broken game

Hope you are blessed with a dream of Trissfu.

>charm a enemy yarpen r2 with SUCC
>round 3 starts and my yarpen is 5 health

any explanation to this ?
he didnt damage it thats 100% sure

did someone use peter on him?or mardroeme?

nop, he was 2 cards behind and 50 points ahead.
i used SUCC and he passed, so i played parasite.
SUCC went off, i won on even cards charming his yarpen who was 10 power thanks to 2 buffs from sieges support and when round 3 started he was 5 power as natural

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what a cutie

A cutie!
A CUTIE!

>finally made it back to my computer
Being deprived of Ciri is akin to being deprived of Oxygen

Welcome back, have a Ciri

Yen

I was thinking, is Nilfgaard not the unequivocally better choice for the majority of the humans in the northern realm?

If we are talking about the white washed tw3 nilfgaard, then yes.

No, since 99% of the northerners HATE them.

>When the connection's so unstable you can't even get 6 round wins in
CDPR BOYS

This was intended. Just like what we did with the Bloody Baron story, some things in life don't get closure. Hope you understand :)

I would be less bothered if it wasn't a turn based card flopping simulator with unplayable latency issues. On the bright side since I give so few fucks about the game these days I'm only at 2700 which means I can lose 3 games due to disconnects and win the next and still end up ahead. Player stories, playing the same game as Kripp maybe he'll notice me and I'll be famous and on a stream!

Trissfu, Trissfu - what a cute !

I want to fug Vivienne in her tight little pink cloaca

>Scientists baffled by a waifus incredible ability to be too cute for her own good.

[laughs in Nilfgaardian]

Cirilla is so beautiful it hurts

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