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> get a shitty DRK tank
>check the race
>catboy
as usual

Please team me the secret to acquiring an EB!

blankposting

If cute
>Just be nice and not crazy
>Dont be afraid to ask around

xth for Urth's Fount (Extreme)

alright so serious question
From my time browsing ffxiv porn, or really any MMO porn I find that there is a shit ton of futa stuff. I want to know more about this fetish, mostly why people like it so much. A friend of mine said that it's just to make girl x girl stuff more exciting, but if that's the case why is there futa solo, futa x futa and futa x male? I assume futa fetishists enjoy all but maybe the last one. Are you guys closet gay, bisexual or still consider yourself straight?

im hot!
and youre not!
i get every rare drop that you want!

/d/ has discussion threads occasionally, talk to people there about fetish things instead of a video game general thread.

Okay, I think I understand.
Please be my EB!

I just started playing this game with my buddy. How do we look?

>helmet
You're hired.

I just like dick desu

Hey Poyo what do you think of this girl?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYvI83qPWw

straight dudes that only ever touched their dicks self-insert as a cute girl with the only sexual organ they know

Do you like my helmet?

holy blast from the past, there was a time where i listened to that song on loop
shes so cute i love her, i wanna dance like that!!!!

This is the only correct answer

>visible eyes
Begone.

Any headpiece recommendations for my maelstrom outfit? So far I haven't been able to find anything good.

people say that male miqotes are fags but male midlanders are even worse

What method are people doing for forsaken 2 now? Is it the one with melee uptime dropping their aoe around the boss then running north for the 4 person stack? This means range dps need to get away prior similar to Virus thing in Guardian and proximity base?

One of the berets, maybe?

The good berets I can't use because they're BRD and MCH only.
The berets anyone can use don't look the part.
Would've been an easy pick otherwise.

Vag = the literal most disgusting body part a human can have, they are impossible to keep clean. Few people know how to draw decent men, especially since expressions are the most important part and everyone that draws men gives them a cold emotionless robot expression. Futa makes it way easier to find decent art that doesn't have vags.

staying inside on a rainy day and drinking tea and reading with a catboy ;w;

;u;

nah, convenience is not why people like futa. It's a fetish. Some futas even have "vaginas"

do you think the catboy would just curl up on the floor next to you expecting you to scratch him behind his ears? uwu

Does "walk up" mean you can approach them already in character?

Yes

its ok to be homosexual

Not even feeling the Storm Sergeant one, huh?
What jobs do you want to wear this outfit?

You're wholly misguided if you think everyone has the same reason for liking something. I just gave my reasoning as a bisexual whos stomach turns at the sight of vaginas, but still likes other parts of the female body.

thank you i needed that

You wish your mmo was this anime. Just a couple of adventurers out to save the world.

You just ask one of your friends if they'd like to get married for fun in Final Fantasy XIV!

Imagine a mechanic similar to the sword one in Susano in which you have to clash swords with Odin himself.

Don't forget to knit him a scarf and letting him play with the yarn.

This really doesn't look good.
>What jobs do you want to wear this outfit?
Only DRG probably

Anyone wants to get married for fun in Final Fantasy XIV?

Did you actually have a Britney Spears breakdown and shave your head?

Jesus christ

You're still my son, you know.

Yes, me.
Server?

Balmung meet at bench

Any lizardboy wants to get married for ERP in Final Fantasy XIV?

Why would anyone eb a bench shitter

Not in Balmung sorry

Urth's Fount is already somewhere between a Hard and an Extreme, what we really need is an Odin fight you can't break with whorish item level padding.

You can't name a single ARR fight i140 doesn't ruin.

Yeah... friends...

Maybe consider one of the tricornes, bandanas, or eyepatches, if you don't mind playing up Mealstorm's pirate angle?

please respond

no i just wanna be rinarina!!!

No I said we will meet at the bench. I'm do not hang around there.
Okay. Where? I'll transfer.

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>Ungarmax abusers are getting banned
Which ebin will get eliminated first?

Those all aren't quite what I'm looking for.
Guess I'll just go with this until something better comes along

Jenova

Holy shit I'm not that desperate, let me breath ffs.

> Dodging orbs on Byakko as BLM.
I just got the email. Guess I can start streaming Morrowind or something now.

Proof?

:(

post what you are up to in game RIGHT NOW or else a kitten will die in its sleep tonight

I'm charging my crystal with my brother on an alt that he doesn't know about.

reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/8291ul/ungarmax_bans_have_begun/?st=jeepsh2p&sh=034c21e9

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That doesn't prove anything.
I used it and haven't gotten anything

watching a duet perform in uldah
they're really good

sitting on chara select as i draw for the ffxiv art challenge

I'm sorry I was just kidding. You'll find your EB and it will be the best thing ever! I do believe in you.

Who is that edgy xaela on the right? Is she single?

looks as bad as your toon lmao

>toon

>i am the first guy they will send an email to
are you just pretending or are you that retarded?
enjoy your 9 days idiot

All futas have vaginas. That's what a futa is.

post hips and tummy right meow

There's always the pince nez for that old school shades look.

Thank you for the kind words!
Maybe it will be you after all, some day.

ty unlike some i dont make it look any better than ingame!

Ask her yourself she isn't my type.

dont count on it ugly

:(

I can't I don't know her server or name.

...

That would get me banned.

So, since healers only start building LB after getting someone from near death, If I'm organizing with a healer/tank wouldn't be wise to on the first pull let a DRK/WAR go down to Holmgang/Living Dead so LB can be builded faster and used more often?

I want nothing more in life than to be Lil Bun's boyfriend.

Yes, me

...

who

You barely even know the guy beyond his online persona

I cleared 8s now what

Log out and go to bed

Rare fanta tumlander

Don't care, I have the biggest crush on his online persona.

Fine if you wont tell me about that one at least tell me about the redhead! She looks comfy I wanna watch movies with her.

>It's another "Rabanastre run ends with no gear but 500000 pieces of SAM equipment is up for grabs" episode

I fucking hate this. Just give me the Squire's Tunic so I can be done with this.

Seto where are you? Can I see your nude? Like right now? For just a moment?

Honestly I've been there and you probably don't? His relationships last 1-2 weeks for a reason.

stay subbed cuckboi

Why?
Maybe he'd fall for me? Do I have no chance?