/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

DON'T BULLY MY GF >:(

920

that's when it's time to unzip nullcore

>cheating
fag

i wish i could enjoy things

*unzip lithium*
*notice your 60 bucks cheat*
oWo what's this

>unzips nullcore
>notices your vac ban after a week
oWo what's this

no u

I realized that most of the time, is just people leaving because they couldn't get the easy win in the 2nd round. I changed teams in the last 20 seconds of the round to defend again and try to finish the contract but everyone already left, fuck them.

who made this post

post ur boi

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

u marked your own post as bait dum dum

Thanks for all the circlejerking last thread guise.
Done a bit more mapping work than just the boxing ring, I've got two active forks of trade_alley (one competitive, one community-based), a sequel to trade_alley, a failed 3cp vault map, that Mt Akina racing map we used once, and one of the shittiest 72hour jam maps I've seen.

>he thinks bait takes skill

trade maps
what an aembarrassment

>he thinks anything in tf2 takes skill compared to quake arena

lol.

>he thinks quake arena takes skill
*shoots floor*

>any child here pretending to have knowledge of what takes skill

>he unironically thinks anything takes more skill than sniper
LOL?

post fempyro

i'll take 4 ref upfront for it

i main sniper

gimme a free sample plz

kys on stream then i'll post it

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done :)

many thanks!

any servers with a decent rotation that allow mods?

ok. i get the appeal of fempyro now.

it's a shitty sfm porn model, nothing to "get" about the appeal unless you enjoy shitty porn

i enjoy shitty porn

give me a (You) to complete the transaction

(You)

now with extra shitty

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

i dont think thats shitty at all

>both sides getting decent amounts of weps
God I fucking wish.
The backpack dispenser is fucking shit and never going to happen.

BRAFT

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>high heels with rubber soles

Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.

Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.

"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
" The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots

Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest

Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro

So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?

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Is that you, xenosbid?

>join game
>60 seconds left
>half the team is spies and snipers
>lose
>next game
>half the team is sniper and stuck in spawn

threads dyin', pay the toll of one (1) fempyro to keep alive? y/n?

>Titanium tank got this popular this fast

Neat

should i buy things

No

>the team traditionally playing defensively is masquerading as a demolitions company
>the team traditionally playing offensively is masquerading as a construction company
Shouldn't it be the other way around

planning on trying out tf2pl tonight, whats it like?

but i want flashy pixels

>This fast
The badge got in ages ago, people are only just now paying attention because something about Reddit.

Apparently really good. Better than TF2Cancer. There's a 2 minute time limit to start games. That alone makes it 10/10.

Why even ask?

im a retard who finds choices hard

You always knew what you wanted
It was just in your subconscious, my man

oh

is is pyro a problem or no?

depends on what she ate haha

no

i report people who are better than i am at team fortress 2 because it makes me feel better about myself

i only taunt when i kill demomen, pyros and medics

I only taunt when I kill spics.
I play pub servers.
I taunt a lot.

I only taunt when I bodyshot with the machina

What is the current flamethrower of choice if reflecting rockets is that fucking important to me?

>What is the current flamethrower of choice if reflecting rockets is that fucking important to me?
>literally every flamethrower airblasts slower, more expensively, or not at all than stock
Gee
I fucking wonder

Well the Degreaser is not that much more costly is it? Not like the Backburner which completely cripples your shit, but I think the Degreaser is bad right, or at least thats what they told me.

what do you report them for? cheating?

puff and stink lmao

Please form your own opinions on weapons, jesus christ. It's not that hard to understand. Try out each primary and see which one suits your playstyle the best.

The degreaser's only use is swapping in microseconds with the Panic Attack as of current weapon designs, I guess THEORETICALLY you could run out with the PA to goad sollys into trying to fire at you more and quickswap airblast.
Stock is the only thing worth running, the DF is fucking worthless against anybody that has mastered not moving in a straight line, the phlog is just for wrecking pub kiddies and getting them really upsetti, and the nigger burner has some occasonal situational use if you've got a map that can lead to sum gud flanking

i just report them because i fucking suck ass at this game and will never ever improve
every time i play a class that isn't soldier or pyro the enemy team starts forcing their shit down my throat or some dude with 10,000 hours under his belt and 2 pocket medics decides to gangbang me

i want the fempyro to puff and stink me

>play tf2 to feel less depressed
>just get even more depressed

wow you too?

>Getting depressed

Lmao

iktf

>getting compressed

hoovy takes no skill

i will pay someone $5 to uninstall this stupid shitty fucking game for me
god i hate it so much

tfw this game is always fun on paper but it actually isn't in practice

["Eye Twitch"]

-Replaces Invis Watch
-Allows the spy to teleport (blink) to a short distance
-Charge meter is consumed depending on the distance
-Blink is similar to Corvo's (dishonored) blink, where a spotlight visible only to the user and determines the distance of the teleportation
(for reference: youtube.com/watch?v=oOOsec4mO20)
-successful backstabs replenishes the charge meter
-Blinking removes afterburn

[Flintblade]

-Sniper melee weapon
-deals -75% less damage
-right click lights huntsman on fire (cooldown : 6 seconds)

[Bonfire]

-Sniper secondary weapon
-when used, Sniper creates a bonfire that illuminates an area around it, revealing cloaked spies around its radius
-Huntsman arrows can be lit on fire when pointed at bonfire.

can't you pretty much do that with the dead ringer?

Bonfire sounds like it'd be fun. Wouldn't get added solely for that fact.

>Huntsman arrows on fire on demand
oh
baby
shit i'd settle for maps that use the degroot torches more often

the pyro better be able to put out the fucking bonfires because what would stop a bunch of snipers from forming a literal fire wall that makes it impossible for spies to conventionally get past chokepoints without being obvious as fuck

even better if walking through the bonfire ignites foes

>foes
>not having friendly literal fire and becoming the king of griefs

Most chokes are small enough I imagine one bonfire would be enough to block it. It's a dumb idea.

by all logics, airblast should be able to put out a bonfire, and yeah, if step upon directly, it should provide afterburn, similar to map torches

what if bonfire could illuminate all mercs and show a team colored glow like with your allies and shit?

Only if there's an achievement for standing in the bonfire and dying while taunting