/scp/ Secret Laboratory General

First post for Ultramarine bro, he keeps us going.

But I already mentioned it

>Larry's bitch not on the list
But that's his most important role. Or just being everything's bitch, really.

>still banned from /v/
>thread about the intricacies of wiping one’s butthole after pooping now 250+ replies

>SCP is banned from /v/ because it is a general
>"But what about the vermintide threads, the draw threads, and the /v/ermin threads?"
>SCP is banned from /v/ because it is a general

How can he be so cute?

Drawthreads is board culture and Vermintide has a general

Isn't there an actual nine tailed fox demon as an SCP? How does that not get confusing? What if I say NTF and people think the MTF when I really mean the SCP?

>be D-boy
>make it to well hidden card room with only 1 other boy as peanut slaughters literally everyone else
>peanut keeps finds us and keeps us pinned, but eventually goes away
>a minute later,suddenly the door opens
>lone NTF commander
>gives me the super weapon
>peanut comes back
>open door and proceed to waste his ass in 1 go

FEELS GOOD MAN

because people can draw almost anything cute

So does SCP, but one is allowed to have threads on /v/ and the other isn't

They’ll just call them Epsilon 11 in that case.

>/v/ tards want to vote on changing an already established name

Newfags get out

Don't bother. It's probably a shitposter. They're going to dance around your rebuttals by just narrowly missing your point each time. Yeah I'm being paranoid, I don't care. This whole thing has been beyond gay too long.

Yeah, and it's officially Shy Guy or Lanky kiddo.

>71.63.72.162
this ip is not responding when I try to connect nor when I ping it

>casperfags are pulling a gambit by making us autistic about the official nicknames in response to the casper name being forced
Kill me.

He is a good boy

I mean, he kinda is right about it being board culture but SCP threads are deleted on sight while several other threads, despite having generals, are allowed to have /v/ threads

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Any idea when the fucking VC is going to be fixed?
Kinda boring playing without it specially when you are a spook

Voice chat breaks when you join mid round. When the round ends and restarts, it should fix itself and be fine afterwards.

Are the mics still broken ?

update adding scp 2774 when? he can have mechanics similar to doctor

caspar is a stupid name because the old man is the one who can walk through doors like a ghost

I played 3 rounds and the round restart never fixed it,guess I'll wait till its completely patched

Clearly Casper would be the name of their kid

>tfw only want to play as scp

Casper fags be damned, I am calling him Virgin.

It’s still kind of fucky. That works for me, but then it reverts back to the “all mics die after 10 minutes” glitch.

Where does the Casper nickname even come from anyway?

Agreed

I wish they'd change the guard class to medic, give them a med pack with their pistol. Makes them less shitty to play. Also, does anyone else feel like the rounds last to long with lanky in play? Or is it just me?

shitty forced meme that somehow catched on

SCP-3008 when?

call the scp foxy

>71.63.72.162 doesn't exist
>All the others are full
End
My
Fucking
Suffering

Not gonna happen in this game. It'd have to be an entirely separate mode.

Never let the devs design new SCPs
>4 second blink duration when peanut can only teleport a meter or two at most when not at low health
>All SCPs can be killed
>Larry can be contained as soon as anyone with "all" access for containment goes there, his magical realm becomes piss-poor once enough respawned NTF are thrown at it
>Doc is the only good one because of relatively solid gameplay, and more zombies mean less respawning NTF/CI
>They fucked Lanky by forcing it to stop for a few seconds while raging, making the rage have an arbitrary duration, and the worst part being that it becomes COMPLETELY defenseless once the rage is on cooldown, allowing literally anybody with an LMG or a rifle kill them at close range

He’s white, like a ghost. And it’s ironic since Casper is a friendly ghost, while Lanky isn’t nice. I guess.

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Has Larry and 682 ever fought?

No
scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682
jump to 106

Disappointing. I hope if they ever do fight, Larry wins. Let 682 lose.

>Watching Ultramarine, nuke is about to go off
>He is the last D-Class
>As he enters the elevator and the announcement finishes, he whispers to himself "Not if I can help it."
>The absolute madman stops the countdown and a Chaos Marine shoots him.

what are the conditions for a round to end?

All D-Boys, Chaos, NTF Die
Nuke detonates
SCP's die

7779 has space

nuke doesnt mean a round ends
only scp, chaos remain
only ntf remain
if neither of these are fulfilled the game will continue.

server?

THE ULTRAMARINES ALWAYS DELIVER

147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
One of these three, just ask around about the Manic Ultramarine, a few should remember me

147.135.10.140:7780

New voice actor for the warhead announcement is weak af.

>Mary Sue Marines
Pick a better chapter next time Ultra Smurf

Fucking smurf.

You're just jealous our Primarch lives and guides us on the fields of battle once more.

>pick a better chapter
>posts a pic of Lamenters
>the literally dead chapter

I'm a proud strong Black Templar who need no Primarch.

>Rowboat Girlyman sells out for that xeno pussy
You should be fucking ashamed.

>Find red card in shelf
>Activate nuke
>WIn.

>D-Boy
>Survive a fucking bloodbath at the hands of Peanut
>Manage to scrounge a keycard and get to the key room
>Am an idiot and destroy it on rough
>Locked in alone until MTF shows up.
>The idiot drops his gun and id in the machine.
>Steal it and brain him.
>Start upgrading his card until another MTF shows up and detains me.
>He says he's going to "Save me"
>As we're running I see a detainer stick on the ground and pick it up.
>Shy Guy arrives on the scene, use this as my chance to arrest him right back and take his shit.
>Hole up in the bomb silo with a radio talking shit and killing MTF until that first guy comes back and murders me.

...

i haven't played since the threads on /v/ have been banned by that faggot mod ABIB.
How did the game changed?
Also how is the Veeky Forums threads here? Relatively chill or already full of cancer and shitposting drama?

Relatively chill, though its mainly people talking about how they want to fuck 049

>Veeky Forums
>not full of shitposting

Have they fixed the goddamn mics yet?

did they ever fix voice

I'm up for more suggestions

>find refinery super quick
>1:1 card
>refine card
>red card
>can't find exit
>end up being sent to shadow realm

>Make it out as Nerd without any NTF help
>Killed by NTF outside
I fucking hate these faggots.

>not killing the entire squad as they spawn

...

LaughingGirls.png as 096 and 106

Ultra Marine is a fucking legend tbqh

>682
>lose
He'd just bullshit himself back from death like he always does.

I have to go user, but I will deliver tomorrow.

No because they would use the number of the skip to identify it.

The SCP in question is not actually a Nine Tailed Fox, there's actually only ever one Nine Tailed Fox iirc.

>voice still isnt working
why is anyone playing this

install the mono libraries

But it's so boring.

so what exactly is 953 then?

a korean nine tailed fox, it's called something else

But SCP-953 is a Nine Tailed Fox, just Korean flavored (kumiho). And don't forget that, or she gets triggered when you call her the Japanese variety (kitsune)

Thought that was a cute touch to the SCP description.

>Addendum 2: Special Emergency Order As misidentification of her species tends to violently agitate SCP-953, all personnel are to be hereby ordered to refer to her as a "Kumiho," and not a "Kitsune." Personnel asking what the difference is are to be reminded of the difference between a Cherokee Indian and a New Delhi Indian.

i've read somewhere that 682 is only as strong as a "quarter of the universe"
i doubt larry could take that much out if he dies by electrical discharges

but can I touch 953's fluffy tail?

Idle Kick when?
I'm tired of having one round drag on because some d-boy is afk in spawn

>Tfw not in the same server as Ultramarine
Manic where you at? I wanna hear your sermons.

No

did 147.135.10.140:7780 die?