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Tuner update drops in a few hours editon

>CURRENT PATCH
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Shit no one cares about:

>Boner Games Guide:
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>Unlocks by Rank
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>Older threads (Archive)
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>/gtag/ Tripfag circlejerk "crew"
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>Heists :^)
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first for I miss iffy

Shit thread, start over and try again.

Really though, are they just dropping an update on us tomorrow? The drip feed ended last week, right?

when

They're not going to drop an update on us that soon. At most they'll release a trailer for it and drop the update next week

just a reminder, lel

R.I.P. GTAG PC

C-ry, TRASH!

You're literally the only one that has every cried since you've been around.

>Tuner update

What!? This is literally what I've been waiting for the whole time.

he's rusing you user

That's too bad

You right, extreme LEL, you can call "crying" too.

R.I.P. modding GTAG PC trash crew

R.I.P. godmode.blater,

(C)ry you've messed it up. scared trash, you just suck. lel

youtube.com/watch?v=ceXpGEGcUDg

Tomorrow we will get a new bonus week, likely with discounts on the rest of the expensive shit from Doomsday. Later in the week we will probably get the trailer for the update which will drop the following Tuesday

I want the Neon to go on sale.
It's cool but I don't know about $1.5M cool.

lmao game is dead, there wont be an update next week or next month, move on

>the comm and lt nepotism circlejerk finally got purged

thank you based blyatter

>you aaah need me to bring you a ride?

This. It's been like this for a while now

*sniiiiiiiiiiiif*

kys

I doubt it will be, it's still fairly new. I'm certain the Deluxo, Thruster and Akula will be though. They really want to drain those banks before the new content.

It sold a record number of copies last year. It's more alive than its ever been

You've got a point, but I also thought that about the Avenger and look what happened to it.
It probably will be quite some time, but a guy can dream. I've got my Schafter V12 for fast family fun in the meantime.

and how many of those accounts are from banned players
and how many of those players are bots

update when?

They're still comm though?

why the fuck was everyone kicked from the crew? what is the new crew?

socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_pc

skiddies from Ukraine joining all day every day through the leaderboards

thanks for the link, invite requested

Just incase some of you haven't figured it out yet,
combat in the doomsday heist is really easy once you realise that damage on weapons doesnt matter, enemy health is really high and bleedout doesnt happen so you have to do headshots to kill them quickly, always aim for the head with a high accuracy weapon.

There, now stop dying in my games

Don't forget about me.

As an addendum to this user's post, if you simply cannot git gud at clicking heads, use Incendiary rounds on one of your weapons. The burn effect stuns NPCs and keeps them from firing back at you while you and your buddies magdump them.
Remember to use snacks, armor, and cover, too.

1 hour or so till update. Post your HYPE face

>I/E sale
>NPC SUV sideswipes me and pins me on its front bumper
>pushes me with the force of an MOC cab into a concrete wall
>15k damage

theres really an update? shid

I don't think there'll be an update.
Though they will still need to show off something on the newswire. Announcement, maybe?

REAL TALK
Why did they make it so all members of the heist have to survive in order to complete it?
I remember when it was possible for people to die in contact missions aslong as there was one person still standing.
Really made doing heists such a chore to do since the people you are forced to drag along with you can screw it up because little timmy died.

Been saying this for years they should have had a double cross option that is chosen by the players and hidden until it happens. I should have the option to kill my teammates before we get on the boat for PacStan

git gud

For all you eleventh-hour bunker-busters, remember that even after the new sales and bonuses hit, you'll still keep your double bunker payouts until you leave your current session. You can lag yourself out with Resource Monitor, but as long as you stay in your session and don't give your game a chance to load the new price data, you'll be able to keep making that extra money so long as you sell before leaving.

>being this dedicated to grinding

youtube.com/watch?v=AYqmedgub8s&feature=youtu.be

what's all this about? gta6 confirmed?

update what time?

>My dad works in GTA and he says the game takes place in mexico
I'd take everything said with a pinch of salt. Also considering what GTAV was meant to be before release, who knows what it's going to be.

A sil80 would be perfect for gta, through in different tail lights from some other 90s jdm and job done.

Off course it's going to be VC
But more importantly what would they have to do to fix GTA6 online for you to buy the game?

bullshit

Unconfirmed speculation masquerading as confirmed information: the video

Make it play like the trailers they advertise the game with instead of a grindfest to get basic vehicles that end up being useless and outdated when an update comes out.

Dedicated servers.
Working anti-cheat.
No lootboxes or cash-only items/currency.
Remove passive mode, KDR, and scores.
No instant warping to heists or missions.
Players with high mental state have a lower threshold for votekicking.
Players with high mental state get additional stars when committing crimes.
Military response to rampaging players in weaponized vehicles.
Better incentives to cooperate and participate in activities other than 24/7 Baghdad.

what are the bonuses for the week does anybody know

all of these would kill the game, I like most of them but they'd kill the game no one would buy it because 'it's GTA' excuse. He's an idea. Why not have a server option before you join where passive is forced on all who join the session this way.. nobody accidentally triggers the pissbaby with the mod menu who was legitimately minding his own.

hasn't even been updated yet I think

SMOKE EUCALYPTUS

Oh, and region locking.
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This game and rekt threads made me fucking hate chinks with a passion

Hey, buddy, I think you've got the wrong general. The Sims club's two threads down.

How do you even pronounce eucalyptus?
AEIOUcalyptus or YUcalyptus?

YUcalyptus

Autarch or Vagner?

Pic unrelated.

(Vag)ner

>that vid of the guy curbstomping a toddler while people casually walk by
>that vid of the guy holding a dog down with a stick while boiling it alive
>literally fucking anything involving an internet cafe

Vaginer. But if you need something for freemode, I'd recommend XA-21. It's not as light and easier to drive.

So which car has the best combination of high speed and handling in your opinion?

The idea of a discount on the Khanjali both terrifies and excites me.

T20

Pariah.

There is no need to be afraid.

RicedOut370Z requesting invite to gtag

Oh come one, how is it not fair to have police on the military level like in old GTAs and have actual jets hunting down jet shitters.

Only fair.

never ever

More heists when?

Hopefully soon

This calls for at least 300 people per session.

>piss off a whole session of dirty BRS
>they start killing each other in the chaos surrounding me
>they're so brain dead they start concentrating on themselves

>hey man check out this huge world
>literally takes a solid 2 hours to circumnavigate
>150gb game
>campaign is sparse as shit
>sessions are barren because bad netcode only allows so many people
>insane lag, memory use
yeah no

[bagpipes start playing]

fishing when?
/gtag/ promised a downtime update

>tfw am poor
>tfw burned 100k because I was hasty with my wheel choices and preferred the chrome option
S-spend wisely boys

Well on the bad side there's no 2x bonus on I/E or Heists, but on the plus side no 2x Heists means Viva won't be completely insufferable this week.

Do some Headhunters, and in the cooldowns, look up how to unlock free chrome wheels.

what is 2x?

Nah it would take like an hour and a half. And The Crew did it, even tho that game suffered from a lack of close detail.
Honestly that’s assuming the speed cap is still 120 mph. It’s doable, but unlikely.

>tfw captures are out of style
Shit, at least I can definitely do the high end and tuner ones

Overslept due to my alarm not being obnoxious enough this morning. Glad they were having deployment issues since it let me leave the contact mission I'd been idling in and get back to freemode at 6:30 without the bonus getting reset. Gonna keep the money train going for another million I think, but RIP cheap supplies.

Do we still have the same shitty events and discounts?

why is there a casino and race track?
why do we never get to use bawsaq?
dont they wanna suck more trillions from us?

Stunt races

Those two categories are thankfully the most useful in spite of how easy they are to unlock. Chrome wheels look okay on most vehicles and with those you'll have a nice selection of designs to play around with freely. The bike wheels are easy to unlock, too, since enemy NPCs count towards it. Do enough Humane Labs ground team and you'll knock it out before you know it.

Sports and Muscle are the real killers. I've been playing since 2013 and I still haven't unlocked chrome Muscle wheels.

I guess the possibility of using shark card money on in-game gambling is maybe a little bit of a legal issue.

rockstargames.com/newswire
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S HAPPENING
it's not happening, no announcements today :^)

but fifa makes trillions off of shit packs and reverse bull transfer market

is the vagner worth the sale?
I already own the pariah and I am basically doing only freemode.

Vagner is nice, but a lot of its prestige is being due to its status of the racing memecar of choice. Most supers are nice if you just freemode. I'm personally waiting for a sale on the Autarch.
Remember, you can always try it in a race.

>didn't make 15 mil being afk last week
Shame

They'll point out the shitty discounts and bonuses later today but probably no announcements

HOLY SHIT THEY GOING TO ADD LONG RANGE MISSLES TO YACHTS!

That's a neat source you've got there

2 mil a pop

how?