/d2g/ - DotA 2 General

>stuck in low prio
>last game
>ELDER TITAN
>support a CK in a dual lane against puck and ember
>they're both hilariously bad
>im stacking all the camps in dire safelane, 3 camps every minute
>4 minutes in
>lvl 2 astral spirit
>collect my millions of damage from the 100 creeps stacked
>literally walk up and 2 hit the puck
>3 hit the ember
>continue to do this for 10 minutes

and thats how i supported a ck out of low prio

Why are dota teams so awkward?

this is so fucking embarassing

just reduce the mana cost of ult by like half

noone: yeah nah fuck off slacks

>bunch of autists
>playing the same video game 8 hours every day
>for several years

Why are they so awkward?!

>battlefury PA

wew lad

REEEE-ARMING

Quick, which team should i bet?
I am putting my life savings in it.

unironically navi.

This match was ass-clenchingly great.

NAVI

ESPORTS LIVE
STOP ALL BLOGS
REEEEEEEE

the other one

>mfw OpTic has ppd, but also zai, pajkatt and ccnc

/ourdog/ is streaming doturds.

na'vi

now offlane him in 5k and get back to me you low prio scum

Why is tobi analyzing he doesn't know shit

>archon and below ranks
must be austitically clowny play

>stacking the enemies camps for them

??

>worst girl

thanks for the input guys. i am putting 118,200USD in VP.

wrong

>Betting when this game is so dead pros will throw for their own bets because it's worth more than the prize money

This fat fuck casting games with 0 effort. He doesnt control camera. He speaking with 10 words for 10 hours casting games. Berry cool, unbeliable, 4Head, smileyface, i best lone druid. I hope singsing will cast games or i better watch maur or zyori than bulldog.

imagine being able to afford only TWO (2) of dota's finely crafted """talent""" per game of a MAJOR lan

>

>kim kardashian liks her
You just proved my point

>i gonna pick naix into ancient apparation
Wtf is navi thinking.

Why don't you tell them 3k shitter

>AA counters naix

Uhh, just go radiance evasion build

Two years ago today EE won Shanghai Major

it's Puppey and w33's birthdays today

>Its been two years since EE has been relevant
thank christ

Congratulations w33

Top 4 at the last Major

more like fucking top bore

That's like saying "Top 16 at TI"

Only a few months until EE wins TI.

I liked it

wut

Today is also birthday of ourguy hyhy and ALLWAYSWANNAFLY

OPPA OPPA GET FUCKED NAVI NAVI NAVI

>dendi
>rushing bloodstone on lina
is there a worse build?

Just sentry SKs lane wow, navi hello?

5 yashas

>He thinks a sentry counters 5000 DAMAGE

It's Navi what do you expect

based 2k animeposters with 45% winrate

>tfw no philosophy bro to pong my 3k strats off
i miss clan iraq teaching me how to play
i miss watching his techies iron talon jungle hotd rush replays

what is this slow as fuck thread you niggers

it's navi vp

>lina losing again

Everyone knows her sister Rylai is better.

Did people actually think Navi had a chance against VP?

>Slav shits
>Early in the morning in western countries

we have been dead for a LOOONG time now

is dendi still decent enough?

no

Decent? Yes

Good? No

He still has good games

wtf guys
accidentally went into lolg and it looks way better than d2g
explain this dotards

this version of na'vi is unironically decent

How? its just girl posts

L;AO, didn't think Russians would be so brutal in annexing Ukraine-

it looks better because you want to fuck anime girls

...

not after rodjer and sonneiko left

for what?
barely scraping enough pity invites to get bottom 8 at TI?
Probably.
Hasn't reached his older, balder, fatter counterpart Loda status that's for sure

Lil is back to being a mediocre tier 3 support isnt he

He always was

VP were good because of the rest 4

lil's next insta post when

9pasha has always been the worst for me

>kick sonneiko instead of dendi
>pick up lebron
>end up having two shitters on your team

Waow

dendi sells to much merchandise to retarded kids to kick him

he started declining couple of months before TI, incidentally he found gf at the same time
(You)
pasha is most underrated player on VP by far

>only ukraine left is noone

dondo rakes in the viewers and thus money

Why doesn't dendi just retire to fulltime streaming, or go into CIS casting/panel work?

>lil is dead in that webm
lmao

Just make a na'vi tier 2 squad for him to fuck off in, he will forever be the anchor of na'vi becoming t1. Artstyle had to come back out of retirement and wipe his shitty asshole just for him to win one LAN.

pasha is the best offlaner in Dota2 pro scene, dumb

He likes competing

He's not a lazy fat cunt like bullcuck

le offlaner overrated meme
Ye his darkseer is good but I believe it was that tourny that he had played a legion commander that was mega game losing - the one where ramzes was safelane alche and sold his solar crest.

>hey everyone who doesnt win games should retire or something lol
>there are only a few teams/players left
>dota 2 is dead

Lil making god tier jukes

>who is universe

>dendi
god just fucking kick him

Dendi hasnt performed in years.

>dendi

you spelled mind_control wrong small son

poor lebron
i wonder which teams would've let him live

>thinking pasha is a better offlaner than mind_control