/fgoalter/ Fate Grand Order NA General

If you like her who fucking cares? Just roll for what you like and don't listen to what /alter/ says, after all, deep down, we all do the same.

Play JP and use a support Horta and then decide.

I pick this one.

cute saint

I'm fucking horny. Post a good panda link or I'll fuck your boipussies.

leave jalter to me!

This guy knows but do not underestimate Arts servants like Lancelot, just keep in mind there are a lot replacements for every servant.

Except Merlin, Tamamo and Waver.

Who are the most kid friendly servants?

Evil Cat

Caster Gilles.

Only for me.

>ugly

Please do not post MY pisstress without my consent, thank you

Best one I know
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda

Half hands fucking when?

...

You missed a ton of half AP hands...we even got way more than JP did during this same period.

Horta is ugly and fat

fuck bro, i want to die

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

>A young girl with lovely bearing that anyone can love, if it wasn't for Jason, she would have lead a happy life.
>If it wasn't for Jason.

JAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOON

Paul is so adorable.

The Saint

rood

But I didn't realize the numbers snuck up that fucking high as time went on, so I'm putting a stop to it. Tamamo lancer and any possible future Tamamos are the exception since they are must haves for me.

I fell into a vicious cycle where I'd get a lucky roll off the bat and that made it easier to buy more rolls.

Gilgamesh oddly enough

It wasn't even Jason's fault, he was just doing his part.
Altera Lily when?

That's a very cute smile

Who would win in a catfight? Smart Cat or Evil Cat?

...

Fuck me. This time, it doesn't works well like Saber Wars
My fault not overcharge Secret Calibur, but damn, the health bar only move like two pixels

How can I become Sieg bros? I love Jannu so much

Atalanta is very well known for wrestling

Smart Cat, Evil Cat is too dumb and would get triple bustered.

Wait until DW makes the Jannu you summon is actually Orleans Jannu. Alternatively have Jannu use her np on you then fuck her while she's stunned

Get cancer, now you will have the same lifespan as him.

What happened to Jannubros, did they really run away because of apoc memes?

Jason 0* servant WHEN

Why are Liz and Nero Bride in America?

Yes but I don't think she could out fox smart cat.

Atalanta beat Peleus in a wrestling match, who in turn beat the goddess Thetis. Atalanta > Peleus > Goddess > Smart Cat

pretend to be a cardboard

The audience

>mhxposters are esl
*INHALES*

>Liz
Comic relief.
>Nero Bride
Nerowanking.

>Rin thread got deleted
top kek, thats what you get for posting a shitty character

are you ready for the shit storm in 23 minutes?

Chad priest

What shit storm

It got deleted because he was the footnigger

>tfw I have to decide between martha or kiyo for my summer servant rolls
>want kiyo because I don't have a gold lancer and also because is kiyo
>Want martha because I would love to have a offensive ruler
which one would be the best choice to roll for?
and why did they have to be in two different rate ups god damn it

Correct.

Make Sieg yours so even if he's fucking Jannu it's still your woman

Why isn't EE at Bucharest, bro?

Isn't Nursery Rhyme objectively best with kids?

>tfw need both Tamamo and Merlin and their rate ups are two weeks apart
What should my course of action be?

Last supah secrit 5* SQ is being released

Martha > Lancer Kiyo in gameplay
Lancer Kiyo is for (you), Martha is pretty ambivalent (but still just as pure)
Both designs are top tier

They get individual rate-ups next year.
Who do you love more? That should always be the deciding factor.

Golden Boy

Oh shit, thanks, I don't keep up on JP news

>Only sub-3* added to the game is Paul Bunyan

Come on DW
Everyone knows you make your money with those insane SR/SSR gachas but that doesn't mean that 90% of all servants need to be gold and limited. Atleast throw us a bone sometimes and add some free shitty bronze servants for memes.

shit. Fine, I'll stay awake for a little longer.

*EXHALES*

Is it really mostly male servants?

there were no scientists there

>doesn't have gold lancer
same here I also don't have a gold lancer thats why I'm rolling for kiyo since she's my favorite character, and if I have some SQs to spare I'll roll for martha because I dont have a ruler.

>tfw no 4* or 5* Paracelsus versions
Pull some 5* bullshit as an If version where his goal was realized or something, just give best boy some love.

Oh, I also forgot. It's 50% harder to get Lancer Kiyo because she is in a triple rate-up, Martha is only in a double rate-up.

>New Jannu doujin
>Sieg became a servant and summoned to Chaldea
>He saw Jannu in her 3rd ascension and she came to hug him
>Dumb male master welcomed Sieg to Chaldea
>Sieg thought he could be with Jannu but for some reasons Jannu was only friendly to him
>One night Sieg saw dumb male master fucked Jannu
>Jannu told dumb male master she indeed knew Sieg but that was a different version of her, the Jannu in Chaldea belonged to dumb male master
>Sieg masturbated to sleep

I mostly want to see more 3 and lower servants because I want to see more minor heroic spirits. There's a lot of potential for all kinds of little known characters, both real and fictional.

The king will get his so deserved strengthening quest.

Hows every ones event supports going? (i kind of forgot about it until today)

maybe

*INHALES*

Who should have a swimsuit version next?

Black beard

Pretty much guarantee one of the Jeannes

Working on it kinda.

Da Vinci should net some extra EXP cards for those level-ups.

Women just want to get dicked, especially servants.

See If you're saving everything from now until summer there's a chance you can snag both.

Chaldea Boys so we can full fujo summer

Ushi deserves another card, lord knows she's been in the game and is popular enough for a 4* by now.

How so?

Do you have the guts to waste those new america mats on Mainyu once he arrives?

Nobody unironically likes Blackbeard.

Yes but the real question is are you going to grail him

>implying I will even get him
Nigga I don't even have np5 Hans yet

Too much money milking potential to not do it

>having a manjew to spend them on

What did she mean by this?