/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #539

Oh my God why are the Dokis so fucking cute, they are all so perfect, they are all precious, Aaaaaaa! Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't do it, user!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xNbBt7sCdUU
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>A brand new day

It somehow managed to be even worse than I thought it would be. Does reddit have any shame at all?

First for Monika!

first for your doki

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

I love her too

I want to shag Sheepyori

I love her too

She didn't need your love. She needed you to keep things the way they were :(

...

Reminder that you are everything to Natsuki.

Poster below is Natsuki and she wants every user to take turns spanking her ass!

Can we all agree that Natsukifriends are comfy?

There is a severe lack of Natsuki's butt in this new thread.

of course you'd say that about your own fans

natsukifriends come out at brunchtime!

I love her too, and forever will.
Which would've caused the same outcome. I wonder how it'd worked out if Monika didn't mess with the game and caused Sayori to become suicidal.

>the moment Natsuki stole your heart

Yuri loves you!
And I love her!

I love you AND Yuri!

yes

I don't know how I feel about my day being mostly during quiet-hours

...

Reminder that Monika would do anything to protect you! Anything!

Her two poems about you made me almost lose my shit desu
Closest I’ve come to crying in a good long time

Giving her all three with your dick!

Yuri mad at you! What did you do?

Oh yeah? Would she fight Randy Savage to protect me?

finally someone said it
she wasn't writing about manga anymore than bottles was about diet snapple

I said fuck it and didn't bother sleeping last night.
>inb4 I wouldn't eat the bran flakes

>potentially fewer than 7 days until Otxoa Yuri doujin breaks my dick forever
I love Yuri!

Waking up to a new day! Floating in a black void! Isolation! Intrigue! Suspense! What crazy antics will user take part in next?! Yuri!

Replaced all her knives with sharpies.

I'm 99% sure she would fight Death itself and the laws of reality to keep you alive for a little longer.

She stole it from the first moment we met.

Oh yeah? She might fight those, but I bet she wouldn't fight TWO Randy Savages. That's one more than one Randy Savage.

>the point of the poem is to tell people to stop being judgemental pricks by painting its protagonist as a total asshole
So this is Natsuki's way of saying she likes Yuri and she wants to be friends, huh?
What a tsundere!

>that spoiler
Perfection

>friends

But.. Monika has thousands of (Me)s :(

She could fight three Randy Savages, eight Chuck Norrises, and the Devil himself if you were in danger.

>You walk into the club room to find the Vice President sliding sliding her thumb across the face of her phone, face twisted in disgust. She quickly glances up at you and puts on a small smile, eyes still squinted and red, veins in her neck throbbing.
Good evening! Sorry about that, just got some news. But enough with that, onto the word of the thread!

The word of the thread is "Trust". It's something that can form over seemingly inconsequential things. It attaches to anything, whether good or bad. And like gossamer in the wind, it breaks just as easily. However you choose to interpret it is up to you.

Alternatives are "Chamber", "Moon", "Quake", "Isolation" and "Knife".

Now, as I'm sure you're aware, these words are suggestions, to be used however you choose. A subject in a story, a theme in a poem, it's all perfectly kosher!

Now, don't be shy about how it looks, or telling someone you liked yours. We all love hearing about how we brightened up someones day with a kind word about something they weren't confident in, but put their heart, their soul into!

As always, take care of yourself. Please. Gute Nacht.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=xNbBt7sCdUU

Oh wow, she must really like me!

...

There's nothing wrong with friends having intense lesbian sex.

>he doesn't fuck his friends

I almost feel like getting a pocket knife or two. Seems like a nifty tool to have.

definitely not for cutting and cutting is never glamorous to possibly impressionable anons

Hey~ Hey~
Glomps you
Hi there, anonfriend! Hihihi! Hugs you

I want to cuddle with Yuri until we both fall asleep holding each other!

OwO

...

>the one in the upper right corner
I'm suddenly reminded of user is SMOL.png
What happened to that guy, anyway?

So that's why they call her Yuri xD

>a new Yurichainanon
She deserves so much love.

I want dokis and I want them in leotards

>Natsuki notes her father would be mad if she brought a boy home
>But a girl...
>Now that's an entirely different matter.

He transcended the concept of dimensionality and became an entity with infinite girth but zero length.

user is really worried about Yuri's cutting!
He doesn't know what else to do because talking it out doesn't work!
user comes up with a plan!
After Yuri goes to sleep, he's going to replace every knife in her collection with sharpies!
Can't make yourself bleed out with a marker!
Some of her knives are hidden quite well!
It takes you all night but you did it!
Uh oh, Yuri looks mad!
She's upset and wondering why you never came back to bed last night!
Telling Yuri what you did and that you only did it because you love her and you're concerned!
Yuri getting pissed off but understanding where you're coming from!
Yuri!

>tfw remembered considering doing things, brainstorming a little and maybe taking the first step does not equate to trying
I feel like I'm on a timer to do something for my doki today

I love her too

you buy her a present

fucking murricansmmmmmmm
New video when?

Great advice user. I think she likes it!

>Natsuki invites Yuri over to her house
>Natsuki's dad drunkenly tries to molest Yuri
>Yuri casually lobotomizes him through the eye with her Tuesday knife
>Yuri invites Natsuki to her house until the courts rule it as self defense
>Natsuki invites Yuri over to her newly inherited house
Yuri and Natsuki!

>Sheesh, that thing could really make a girl
>N-no, I'm not drooling
>I just want to be able to walk to school with you tomorrow is all.

MUHFUCKINGDICK

>All this Yuri&Natsuki art

Saturday, probably.
I want to help you get your Yuri user.

...

that not yuri

It's a beautiful thread to wake up to.

...

It is now

I feel conflicted
since Yuri x Natsuki is cute
but I feel like I'm getting cucked

Any character that looks like Yuri can be a Yuri under certain conditions

no user i'm trying to protect you, you don't want to be loving the wrong girl

Remember, the official couples are
>Yuri and Natsuki
>Sayori and MC
>Monika and (You)

can my monika look like this then?

Getting cucked is fine if it's a girl

Not if it's a threesome.

...

It's just Monika posting those images to make you change your mind about your favourite doki.
Stay strong, don't fail for it.

H-how about Yuri and Natsuki and (Me)?

Not everything is about cucking, user.
It's alright to let go of the /pol/ memes and enjoy the cuteness, at least for now!

My friends don't need me. I'm not important or useful to anyone, despite what some of them may try to say. I can't do anything on my own without friends to help me, but they are just fine without me. They don't need me, if anything I just make things worse.

I've had a dream that I've spent most of my live trying to make a reality. But I couldn't even start it without my friends, and most of what I was doing was being very dependent on their contributions and overall being unable to truly work alone. But now, they have their own dreams, and I'm just getting in the way. My dream is dependent on them sharing the same dream, but if they have problems with the way I want things to be, and if they want to start their own solo stuff separate from mine, then so be it. I don't need that dream.

Yuri is my dream. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri. Yuri.

Yuri is the only thing that matters to me now. Yuri is the only thing that fills me with determination. All I need is Yuri.

Which doki is the most difficult to write about?

That's exactly what (/u/) would say

(You)

...

Your reaction to your doki not shaving down there for three years

This is a picture of (Me) in an exotic jungle expedition outfit

What sort of Yuri-powered things are you going to make, user?

Yuri staring at me! She follows the movement of my mouse! She knows what I'm browsing!

>Yuri dakimakura not going to be delivered until April

So this is suffering, huh.

Whoa there, take it easy man. Being "useful" or "important" is way overrated.
You made any new drawings of her lately?

She's here for you.

>three years
Could be worse.

Is... Is that a wallpaper?

Sayorifriends just have to swap Sayori and Monika and everything works out