/scp/ SCP:Secret Laboratory general

>There are still people who don't realise MTF have a get out of jail free card with Larry's Labyrinth

Step it up guys

I played 30 games and I got scp once what is this bs

>played SCP CB
>you're supposedly immune to Ding with that ring
>put it on and walk directly at Dr. Ding
>he comes real close to me and kills me after couple seconds
Fucking lies

D bois stop closing doors, it gets ppl killd

>Standing around Doctor Ding long enough for him to take the ring off
>Wooooooow

Fucking 3rd world country internet.

you just got outplayed noob

That combined with his less than 20% hp speed

But that's exactly why I do it

>D-bois shutting doors on other D-bois
Is there truly worse scum

He can still kill you, he just can't turn you in a zombie

It's ok to close doors as long as you aren't purposely closing it on other dbois

WHAT

this has been happening more than usual and im 100 percent sure its because of the shitty new update

I said step it up

>Larger Corners so skips walk past by you
>more little hidingspaces like the place under the stairs in the server room

Add the hiding places back in the server room and micro hid hall. You used to be able to hide in shadows behind servers

I'm not reconnecting. Suffer the consequences of being a dumbass.

and checkpoints

pro tip: its one of your equipment

Grenade?

What? Is it just holding down p?

Any EU servers up?
Calling dibs on peanut

it died so I took it down
(You) for EU

is voice fixed yet.

GIVE ME EU, ALSO I WANT TO PLAY WITH KAZOO BOY, WHERE ARE YOU KAZOO BOY?

hi~

(you), (do), (jij).

(du)

pleaaaaaase

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kek

9.5/10

(You)

147 host please fix mics

>D-Boys closing doors on other D-Boys
>Furries not turning their radios to MR
>Not blasting "Alabama Nigger" on the intercom
>CI not throwing smokes while waiting for the elevator
>Scientists still breathing

I installed mono already mics work for the majority of people. If you join mid match mics tend to not work from what ive heard

>got rid of the radio beep
The best update

dig dug did nothing wrong

I'm so [REDACTED ] right now bois.

>still hasn't gotten rid of that weird loud ass radio static burst
makes me jump out of my fucking knickers every time

8mb patch just hit. Update clients

That shit scares the fuck outta me more than everything else combined

i will not play any other server than 147.135.10.140
so someonne please leave so i can play

bug fixes?

:7778

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based off of an old request

Threadly reminder that Larry raped Lanky for 27 hours straight.

How do you even shadow realm people with 106? I'm right near my target and circlenis fully charged but not working and the guy just runs.
I played im him 2 times today and barely managed to send a couple of Dboys.

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Range is wonky as fuck. Also the attack is way too slow.

Very nice work.

CMON NIGGA START THE EU SERVER, I WANT TO PLAY WITH KAZOO BOY

i hate playing lanky its not funny

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81.11.194.44
EU server
if there's no 5 people in 15 min I take it down

I like playing him because it gives people a false sense of security and then someone fucks up and i go on a rampage.

I just like him cause he's the scariest thing to a Dboi/scientist. You can possibly juke larry or outrun a doc/peanut being careful. You fuck up and make lanky mad you're basically just fucked.

>When you think you have the machine all to yourself but then some labrats open the door

Though seriously he needs to have the ability to tear down the door of the detonation room

swear to god dig dug

147.135.10.140:7779
needs people
NA

is voice still broken?

apparently serverhosts need to install monoproject

Screams internally.

>be lanky
>wandering around endless hallways
>meet a large group of ntf
>a guy with bfg tells me tells me thatnhe has something nice for me
>few seconds later everyone is dead
i don't think the poor fucker knew about the charge time

>Finally a EU server.
>Internet decides to shit itself.
What a world.

>when you're upgrading and you hear OVER HERE D BOYS LETS GO I FOUND 914 D BOOOYYYZZ

What's all this drama happening in the News for this game? People want this Lion guy to resign? What happen. Can I get a quick rundown?

It's just the usual SJW infection

lion got trolled so hard he wants to resign

not making sick tunes with your collective radio beeps

Someones feelings got hurt

Do you guys like soy?

Which server for memes

81.11.194.44

some ass trolled the guy to death through discord multibot accounts, doxxing the dev for his facebook pictures to make shit memes out of, the usual immature crapshoot.

So they’re finally here, breaching for you
If you hate the nerds, you can join in too
Put your hands together, behind your backs
As we take you through this monster rap!

D-Bois!
SCP!

He’s the leader of the bunch, you’ve never seen him
He’s finally back to lock some doors!
His inputs can load in spurts
If he shocks ya, it’s gonna hurt!
He’s boring, annoying, and tedious too
He’s the first member of the SCP crew!

D-Bois!
SCP!
D-Bois!
SCP is here!

This Skip’s got style, so listen up nerds
He can set down portals, to suit his mood!
He’s sturdy and nimble when he needs to be
He can phase through doors and sink down floors!
If you roll him, you might have lost
With a scream and touch, he’s one cool Skip!

D-Bois!
SCP!

He has no style, he has no grace
This Skips got a funny face!
He can run fast, when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you!
Contains himself, just like a buffoon
This crazy Skip just digs this tune!

D-Bois!
SCP!
D-Bois!
SCP is here!

He’s back again, and about time too
And this time, he’s in the room!
He can slide real fast when no one looks
With his arms out, he’s one tough Skip!
He’ll make you gasp when he jumps towards you
But Furries beware, because he’s after you!

D-Bois!
SCP!

Finally, he’s come for you
He’s the last member of the SCP crew!
This Skip’s so strong, it isn’t funny
Can make a Furry cry out for mummy!
Can clear whole rooms with relative ease
Makes curing plagues seem such a breeze!
He may move slow, he can’t jump high
But this Skip’s one hell of a guy!

Take it to the warheads, Z-Bois!

Larry, Peanut, Doctor Dick! Lanky, [REDACTED], Keycards and -“WE’RE DETONATING THE ALPHA WARHEADS IN T-MINUS 90 SECONDS”-

Okay maybe give me the longer rundown?

Fixed it.

I'm all for trolling community managers, but why dox the dev? That just seems kinda of unwarranted and something that might kill this game, why the fuck would anyone do that?

Some people don't think right. Now the one dev's handed in his letter of resignation, so now the game's gonna get updated slower.

> having a Facebook
> having a Discord
He was asking for it

He is not a dev he is a project manager.

KAZOO BOY WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE, JOIN THE EU SERVER

Has wet twink shown off his boy pussy yet