/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

Give me fucking investigations Odogarron, I'm tired of sniffing your paws for 30 minutes in a row and only get HR investigations.
I know you're fucking a tempered Legiana, let me hunt her, goddamnit

I would take responsibility and cherish my Odoggo wife,

>Start doing arena for the first time.
>Get to Azure Rath.
I honestly thought I wasn’t a shitter until now. Doesn’t help that I don’t play any of the weapons it gives me.

>Join user's Black Diablos hunt
>Hunt a Blackablos; no Black Spiral Horn
>Hunting second Blackablos; get dropped from the session
>"T-that's okay, I'll just play by myself until the internet comes back"
>Kill two more; one Black Spiral Horn
>Realize I'm bored as fuck
>Turn off game

I demand answers

>Believing an Odo slut would ever get pregnant from a human.
She took the knot, obviously

I'm putting together a Pastebin with improved mounting information (webm in Pastebin)

pastebin.com/gakLgyQY

Please let me know if you have any additional information.

Don't quote me on that, but for the GS mount I feel like you have to time your charge, like a normal one, to deal the most damage.
I haven't really tried to extend it, I always let it go at the third charge.

Also
>That confused camera when Radobaan steal away your Bazel
My sides

i mounted ur mum

What to augment diablos weapons with? Have the hammer and charge blade

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You need elemental crit

..is there more?

Element is shit on GS. It's way more effective with weapons that hit rapidly, like Dual Blades.

>STILL no Odosluts taking the knot
>closest thing is a Kirinslut
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>if it's not small like my penis I can't play with it
-user
youtu.be/MvRE6WSxQEA

i made some adjustments

pastebin.com/6zvfe4wv

Neath a faulted sky...

Check pixiv my man

I said I have elemental crit.

But then why did Crapcom include them in the game? To trap shitters?

Top three Greatswords? I'm fucking sick of using Vaal.

It's no surprise that you habe no idea how pregnancy works. Or sex.

Yes. Seems it worked.

jagras apparently...

My penis weenus

Aside from vaal, arena, nerg, jagras

Sparrow. I know, it sucks.

GRUG NEED NEW SMASH SMASH

I want to hold hands with the Meowstress.

There's none though you faggot

Jagras, Vaal, and Nerg.

There are 10 pictures with the Odog tag on pixiv, none of them involve the knot. What tag should I be using

Tried out the lance and found it pretty fun. What skills are useful with it? Aside from the standard atk/affinity skills

>eating haribo and huntan
who /comfyhunting/ here?

Striker SnS is fun!

Xeno is alright.

UNGA NEED POKE POKE

Better be Happy Colas, faggot.

is this nose big enough??

>smoking pott and hunting

who comfy here?

It's probably censored. You need adult clearance.

>It's no surprise that you habe no idea how pregnancy works. Or sex.
T. Virgin hunter who never impregnated a Rathian after turning her mate into an armor

Guard, guard up, Vaal recovery, recovery speed, peak performance. Health recovery augmentation too, you'll be invincible while 3 levels of Peak Performance gives you the same attack boost as 7 levels of Attack

>recommending Nerg over Barroth

>HZD anjanath is so big my spreadshots hit for 1dmg when I shoot them from next to his leg

>Implying we didn't already try it
Just kill yourself for giving us false hope you quadruple nigger

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DUDE

Bherna girls are the best.

>drinking cheap whiskey and hunting
/comfy/

Brown huntresses are the best. Slightly toasty to caramel.

t. IG main

pls not jim beam

So when using the Jagras SA which has an exhaust phial is it acceptable online to attack the head of the monster?

Nergigante, my flying spiky elder dragon boyfriend, is just so cute!

BAD DOG

Not that user, but I'm drinking Jim Bean right now. Whats wrong with Jim Bean?

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T. True virgin who will never touch a woman and die in solitude.

>TWO pictures of Kirinsluts getting KNOTed
>not a single odogslut
Thats it. I'm done. Good bye everyone

Sauce that you nigger

You sound like a woman.

Eh, I find it to be the worst. Is there a type of jim beam worth drinking?

You sound like a faggot.

Just killed black gravios holy shit why does he exist.Feeling kinda burned out of 4u.Starting it after 200 hours of world was a mistake.

Should I make a male or female in XX?

Female, their armors are sexy and there's a fuck ton of cute/sexy choice

>XX
No.

SnS is so good in XX.
Try out a Deathprize build so you get KO's for days.

Any examples?

I'm not even who you were responding to. Take your midol and calm down thot.

>people cry over SAED
>I just use CB like a normal S&S but now its an axe

female

I'm partial to the vanilla

Someone always post the armors of XX in these thread, shouldn't be too long now

/mhg/ told me it's the best Monster Hunter game.

Welcome to 4u's shitty roster. You should have played 3u or XX.

And what does that have to do with anything? You genuinely sound like a faggot.

Kirin girls are the epitome of Femininity, there's no disputing this.

>save edit XX with all materials
>game become s boring after 3 hours
You said XX was a good game

OwO that sounds pretty good.
Looks like I'm drinking something other than Gin tonight.

epitome of sluts

???

See

When will they make MH XXX?

penis goes in armpit

udon did/doing that for you though

SOURCE

What armor set will it feature?
Moofah? Bherna? Mizu Gunner?

No. You're lucky Worst Game got 1 sequel. How could you expect a third entry?

>Just got interested in the hammer
>Super fun bashing monsters in the head
>Recently got an injury in my left thumb
>can't play, as it hurts as hell, and the injury will become worse
Please bros, at least tell me you have fun in my place

S-sauce?