/twg/ - Total War General

>Nth for Chaos Daemons is one faction, not four separate ones.

SOYMANES EUNT DOMUS

VOLCANO DESTROYING JAPAN, NO SHOGUN 3

If there's was going to be undivided Chaos, everyone would just be asking
>Where's Slaanesh? Where are my titties and tentacle rape monsters?

How Gay is /twg/?

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Youa re pretty faggy already tbqh, senpai.

what TW game has loli cat girls?

>o-only history sells
>gets warhammer
>o...only eurocentric games will be made, q-quit asking about it
>china gets announced
>well, at least our past games stick to europe
>nubian kangdoms announced
>you will never get Total World War faggot, quit crying
>mfw

dumb swede

>some fag in butted mail

At least post proper hamata

make your kitchen into a hotbox and then turn on the gas in the stove. After a while you might see some loli cat girls while playing TW. If you are one of those glass stove shitters you deserve the worst.

>strawpoll.me/15208422
Can you two actual gay men get the fuck out? Thanks!

>amazons still not announced

Has there been any news yet?

I wish I could see the reactions.

Sorry name mode off.

fuck off you queer swedish nigger

Would you guys like a mod where banners where given diablo-esque randomization effects?

>Those manly vascular hands

what campaign should I play in LME for napoleon?
does LME allow me to play as minor nations?

Is rome 2 fun? I don't really care about "historical accuracy" or Rome in general. I'm tired of Warhammer 1 and Empire/Napoopan

>what campaign should I play in LME for napoleon?
1812 France
>does LME allow me to play as minor nations?
Yes

attila is more fun and also harder.
DEI has the best campaign features but the battles are pretty unbalanced and take too long. vanilla r2 is boring easy shit

Can someone do this but with the full God army (warriors and daemons)

I remember seeing Mortal Empires get released like a few months ago, did it improve the game compared to how shit I heard it was at release?
I'm pirating the whole game anyways so I'll have all the DLC

It'd be kind of hard to make them random without making them either OP or underwhelming, I think. Most banners are pretty shit.

I get an "Unhandled exception error" when I run the LME executable, any ideas on how to fix it?

Feels like the follower slot menu would get overcrowded.

Not particularly, it would be cool to have a mod which rewarded banners for specific activities rather than random drops though.

unf bigggg

Any good basic guide for Medieval 2? Im really digging the game but im pretty bad. Im more used to Rome 1

literally just hammer and anvil.
Siege tactics are non-existent though since the AI goes full retard during them.

There's the banner of eternal flame which isn't bad. Beyond that...
Well on TT there was one which shot lightning and was pretty decent.

Use cavalry

>hammer and anvil
what do you mean
thanks. the tier 1 units seem pretty garbage in this game apparently. in Rome 1 i relied very heavily in Tier 1 units while upgrading "profit" buildings instead of military ones.

Hammer = cav
Anvil = Infantry

>followers of nagash AI builds their unique VC unit structures but doesn't ever upgrade them so they won't get hexwraiths
Bravo CA

It's more than likely just money.

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10/10

Oi dun get it.

no, arkhan's starting capital has been t5 for dozens of turns and has sphinx buildings etc with a tier 1 special building still, it's the same in every city with one (there's 5 of them)
also this is on legendary so they should have money for everything

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youtu.be/juH-ckrN-cQ?t=47

Do you agree?

>ranged in front of cavalry
>crecy.jpg

Fuck off, Darren.

>e-celebs

>one unit of quarrelers ties up four units of gobbo wolf riders

fuck dwarves

Gobbo Wolf Riders are chaff cav meant only for tying up a stronger unit, or running down a routing unit. There is no excuse for overcommitting that many woofriders to one Quarechad unit

success breeds jealousy, manling

Squigs.

to be honest most of goblin's army is chaff meant to tie up stronger units

Where are my KILLSHIT units as Skarsnik? The spider doesn't kill nearly enough shit to qualify

Most powerful Red Line Buffs in the game
Nasty Skulkers are great fun
And Also that Night Goblin Archer RoR which does Armour Sundering

watch legendoftotalwar. he might be a shitter in the new games, but he's very good at medieval 2. he'll show you how to cheese sieges, use the fort cheese, and micro the cavalry.

What's the best R2 mod to use when you don't feel like going turbo-autismo by using DeI?

anyone use Old World Rites for TWW2? Is it balanced?

I made a thing for FOTS naval battles after 9000 hours in microsoft paint

Skulkers, trolls, giants, arachnoroks (better against enemy cavalry than enemy infantry, really), squigs, rock lobbers (get the rock lobber tech upgrade, it's great) against armoured infantry, gobbo divers against low armour non-monsters.

>stop autoresolving like a faggot
>and start boring cheesing like a faggot

Prioritize arrow fire on lightly armored troops. Prioritize bolts or AP arrows on heavily armored troops. Pikes are good so bringing a couple to every fight doesn't hurt.

I don’t suggest you do this every time, if you want to speed it up you can just do it normally and win anyway with superior positioning gained from being on the attack. This is for occasions when you need to take out big fleets and you don’t have enough ships. Maybe I’ll make another one for straight-up fighting, either way is better than autoresolve since damage costs are so expensive.

Why the holy fuck would you charge 4 units of wolf riders into a unit of quarrelers? They're heavily armored dwarfs, even if the gobbos COULD win the fight it'd take so long it'd be a waste.

>expecting anything more than cheese from people that play on VH+

The most aesthetic Gobbo battles involve at least a few units of squig herds. I could easily make a good gobbo army with no orcs.

They're ranged units cuh I should be able to slaughter them easily :^)

That was the reasoning at the time, anyway

Its kinda in a placeholder-y spot right now, just to show that it works. I think he will go more into a balance/lore modifications in the next version. I would wait.

Good reasoning in most Total War games but not in Warhammer with the Dwarfs

Gobbos are fucking great

That’s why armored range units are OP in every game. Armored horsearchers most of all.

t. autoresolving normal players

Call me that to my face and I'd deck you

uhh why do I have two generals in my army?
I'm using LME
pic related

t. warhammer was my first toddler war

Near Earth Object 2017 VR12 is the size of a skyscraper and computer models have it hitting CA HQ on Thursday

Even then, 4 units is complete and utter overkill.
Even if we were talking bret peasants that gobbos could kill, you'd never want more than a unit or two tops - sending in four is either wasteful or a sign that you're fighting a losing battle (unless you outnumber the enemy so heavily you can afford to make poor trades).

stop being a fucking dick, none of the TWs I played are like this

Nigga, Total War is the first game limiting you to one general per army. Your newfag is showing so hard.

I was fighting a losing battle every battle against dwarves is a losing battle for me

but yeah it was retarded as fuck in retrospect

>these fucking "click on cars until there are no more cars" captchas start popping up

time to go to bed

Is this the famous /twg/ hardcore gamer

are you fucking stupid? the issue is that I have two joachim murat units in my army not two separate generals
fucking brainlets

Dwarves are bitchmade.

Step one - Flank
Step two - Hammer
Step three - Repeat

I’ve resigned myself to the audio captcha which is still faster than doing the literally 2-10 image captchas it often takes to post.

both attila and rome 2 limited you to 1 general

>hammer and anvil dwarves
>they don't give a fuck because your cavalry has nochargebonus and the dwarves have a billion armor

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Every total war until rome 2 was like this.

fantasoys everyone

Oh, those don't cross my mind as real TW games anyway. :)

>One Joachim Murat dies
>Still have another Joachim
Sounds like a win for you.

lmao 2murat

2murat11!1!!1

Gatta get those monsters my dude. Work on getting Trolls and Squigs and you will make progress.