/owg/ - Overwatch General

>solo queue
>placed against 5 stack
how is this game's matchmaking so shit

I just encountered a Symmetra using an aimbot.
How bad do you have to be to aimbot as Symmetra?

just ended

>queue up with 5 stack
>team chat plz
>they join team chat
>all 5 of them shouting Spanish at each other
Now I know what European players have to go through

What is angel chicken. And what sauce?

Report them for abusive chat.

THE EVENT IS NOW OVER.
BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR.

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I love Tracer!

>Dreidel icon
>for some reason he named himself after his rank

I've been dc'd from server 4 times today and I notice I've been getting dc'd more often in the past two months. Just me or anyone else?

this general is fucking shit

Commission it already

Name 1 general that isnt a dumpster fire

I pretty much never get DCd, but I have noticed that my ping gets progressively worse with each event that releases.

Dr. Junkenstein is VERY cute and I love him VERY much.

What's the highest IQ skin for Ana? We all know only shitters use Captain Amria, so what do intelligent people use instead?

g-guys I finally got my last arcade win and the event ended

>ywn be a cute chubby nerd girl like Mei
How do you cope with such an existence?

>heroes get's an event/new skins
>skins 1.5x more expensive for 2 weeks then drop to normal prices
>blunderwatch gets event skins
>skins 3.0x more expensive until next year, buy more boxes!
nice game watchbabs

Corsair

I wanna cum in Widowmaker then go for some sloppy seconds and churn it up into a frothy mess by fucking the creampie, like churning butter in her bleu pussy.

shitting up a perfectly good meal with a disgusting diet soft drink? some faggots just gotta have thier aspartame... you are better off taking the sugar and working it off.

___ p e r i d o t ___

She looks like she's smiling more than being smug

The Chinese skins are all shit anyway except widow

big fan of shrike, i just hate how it glows which feels offsetting for a character who needs to keep themselves hidden

between all the dumpster this is the most disgusting and smelly piece of shit.

>We'll never get an elder god tier summer skin as perfect as Tychus skin

Angel chicken is its name. The sauce is a mix of cream of mushroom soup, cream cheese, butter, and white wine.
You don't know what you're missing out on. It's delicious.

Sanzang is god like.

Sanzang and Lilly are the good ones.

they play the thinking mans healer instead: lucio-----

Go to /xivg/ and fucking apologize to me when you return.

t. someone who's never been to the overwhelming majority of generals on Veeky Forums.
/tesg/ and /meg/ come to mind as contenders for the worst one.

what about horus

>free Amélie skin
Neat

I want her to sit on my face

Event is over

>The Chinese skins are all shit anyway except widow
Open your mind

cut that chicken up before you cook it you SAVAGE

I did. I sliced the breasts in half before cooking.

The only reason I don't like Sanzang is because of the face.

this shithole is nothing compared to the depths of human depravity that was /ksg/

Zaryas is nice, I agree though the rest are garbage

EVENT IS OVER GENTS
POST 'EM

I-I like Genji's...

Winston's is great as is Rein's

if you thought sugar was bad for you than you have no idea what aspartame is... its like comparing a grade school bully to the mother fucking devil

>Paid Nova skin
>Free Sarah skins

>that one in particular

how do you counter bastion rein orisa mercy comps?

t. basic bitch genji main
every faggot genji i see who can't aim for shit and tries to deflect moria's succ while bouncing around like mercy on a cock has that shitty skin
it's like how every trash hanzo has the dumb white wolf one

>stroking your own ego
No one care about CTF

at least they play the game, you guys just post porn pictures, this looks more like a competition of who is the most autistic son of a bitch in this general, do me a favor and kill yourself you're a fucking neet parasite who waste his time jerking off in generals you fucking virgin and I don't apologize to anybody and less I will apologize of you mother fucker, I don't follow orders of a little ass fucking faggot who jerks off all day.

i'm just sharing man
no ego involved

it's the fucking best one and one of the few skins where the gold weapon actually compliments it instead of looking tacky

>did not enjoy ctf
>did not play ctf ranked
orisa in original skin though so kudos or whatever

Sitting in 1 spot and taking pictures of your characters feet is not playing the game you fucker.

>Padre, you missionaries don't seem to know Japan.

I remember being in /ssbg/ and /mk8g/ long time ago and oh dear those general were pure cancer.

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But I don't even play him...

Dynasty ofc

I wish I had the energy to grind up to that for the icon and spray, probably would have been doable since I was around 4000, but the match making times regardless of when you played and how easily games turned into stomps was off-putting

thoughts on those custom game modes 20k exp / hour
can i get a quick rundown

Cultist zenyatta is better
There will never be a genji skin that tops sentai outside a literal Naruto skin.
Rein's crusader and winston's yeti is better
Zarya has totally 80s

>match making times
can confirm, 40 minutes each game
nobody seemed to care about this mode

then you just have bad taste, but don't worry you're in good company in these parts

>get this from last lunar lootbox
wew

not worth it

/wtc/ was wonderful back in 2015, but it was completely ruined over the course of a year or so by a small, dedicated group of shitposters.
Only the release of Gwent managed to redeem it and bring back some actual discussion, instead of just constant posts about huffing a certain someone's farts. Like, what the fuck, man.

I know, that's why this general is fucking shit, if you like and defend this general is because you like to eat shit and you're justifying your taste of eating shit

First time I'm hearing about this
Why?

why does moira run like a kid obsessed with anime

BTY, BTC and triss killed /wtc/

so whens the next event? is it uprising? will i be able to purchase those skins for 1k?

what sens/dpi you guys use? do you switch with heroes? i use g502 is there software needed or do I just use presets?

Because she's a closeted weeaboo

>used to be a /wtc/ regular
>check catalog
>its still alive
>almost all of the posts are feet, armpit or fart related
I'm glad I left over a year ago

I wasn't even going to mention her name, but yeah.
And to think that I used to like her, both as a character and because she looked like someone I used to know.

More like why the fuck does she run like that when first person her hands are in front of her

I keep my dpi the same for all heroes and change the in-game sens for certain heroes.

dude, in /mk8g/ and /ssbg/ there was a fucking 15 year old british girl and a creepy old mexican pedhophile that started to date online in private skype calls, chats and mario kart and smash lobbies and the generals started to talk more about those idiots than the actual game and the generals died.

why does moira not use both hands for her ult?

you can get way more by simply playing
and i don't remember but if Blizzard still bans for these XP custom games that's risking a ban right there

She does. Kind of.

This is a better question though.

> all these tears over sombra
> shitters and """""pros"""" now have to deal with a hero they didn't think of before
> get buttmad because they get countered and don't know how to watch their back
> sombra will probably get nerfed again and go back to being literally useless

>be Doomfist
>Sombra hacks me
>kill her with knuckle gun anyway
embarrassing

I honestly just keep it the same for everyone, 800/5
I've toyed with the idea of using different sensitivities for different heroes, but it just sounds difficult to get used to

Can't wait for how cancer /cpg/ will be
Also owlfu best girl

> mastered doomfist rocket jump and map flanks
> drop out of the sky, assassinate someone and fly out

Fucking fun