/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #541

Would you play a DDLC fighting game? Who would you main?

I love Yuri!

I get it's supposed to be a perspective thing but
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hi

I love my wife!

nth for /ddlc/ roblox nostalgia trip.

>t. doodleanon

Grab, pull, smell, whisper, lick, shrug, embrace, whimper, throw, catch, comfort, love!

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I'm going to hell boyos.
I stole a whole bunch of McDonalds schezwan sauce packets from where I work and gave them out to my friends to use when we ate chicken during our DnD session. We were honestly rather disappointed in them.

POST DEM HUGE CUTTER TIDDIES

Prepare a vegetarian meal and zebra cakes.

But does it condone LEWDING DOKIS!?

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT and JUICY. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheepyori has a friend!

No!

>wipe it entirely
The AI backs up itself
>restrinct access / set limits etc
True AI would be able to mess with its own code, just like human mess with body chemistry

W I D E
S A Y O R I

As long as you aren't outright harming them, I guess?

Thanks for fixing the thread number

Nuh uh!

She has no style
She has no grace
This Doki
has crippling depression

>tfw dated a girl in highschool with a HUGE FUKN CUTTER BOOTY
I don't miss the girl but god damn do I miss those highschool boxers-and-panties-only buttjobs
fuck that emo bitch for giving me this fetish

>lewding dokis
>Natsuki on a leash
Wait until tomorrow. I'll have an excuse ready for you by then.

i would die for her

okay lets be frens :)

>True AI would be able to mess with its own code
How? It's not like you can go inside your own mind and reprogram certain assets.

She is the sun in my sky!

Nother chapter of pet play?

>Natsuki not using some sort of giant cookingware
>Monika (or any of them, really) not using a giant pen
>Yuri not using a knife, something that's already a fucking weapon
>Sayori not using a whip or some other rope-based weapon
Dumb!

I have some clover and forb :)

Your doki but you are 10 years old and she's into shotas

Nah, you're doing the Lord's work by not validating the complete faggots who go nuts for brick and mortar meme sauce

holy shit yes

Of course.

>Yuri as Noel
>Sayori as Es
what are you doing?

What he means is if we didn't restrict the AI to not be able to modify itself it could rewrite it's own programming.
That's why we should do that, so that way it can't remove all the other restrictions we'd have on it.

Nah, I was an obese ten-year-old, not to mention a complete shithead. Plus, I couldn't get it up when I was ten.

Oh, missed the rest of the conversation, my bad.

pics please

>True AI could mess with it's own code
Restrict the code, stupid.

That stinks, I was really tall for my age.

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We can do it on a macro level with surgery. On a micro level it can be done with genetic engineering.

Currently we unintentionally do it by doing stupid shit and giving ourselves cancer, but with enough science, we can certainly reprogram some stuff.

I want to SMASH Sayori's ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

i like clover and forb!
sharing clover and forb with cowyori!

I want Sayori to suplex me and break my neck, killing me instantly!

I want to get Sayori on her hands and knees!
I want to slide my cock into her from behind!
I want to pound Sayori's HUGE butt and see it jiggle!
I want to call her Mommy while doing so!
I want to squirt cum deep into Sayori's burning hot pussy while she shakes her gigantic marshmallow ass on my cock!
Sayori!

>the when the only person who would miss me more than Monika if I offed myself is my own mother

Are you having a stroke

>push her back while yelling "BACK YOU FIEND!"

But that would be true even if you had a wife. Your mom loves you more than anything in this world.

Pull her out and throw her down on my bed

Sayori's butt being too much for me to handle!
Sayori trapping me under her gargantuan rump!
Helping Sayori but a new skirt that can cover her inconceivably titanic ass!
Sayori!

i put tee

I want her to pour t on my penis

i put burg

Your doki but she just got drunk for the first time and genuinely believes she's gonna die

I don't know user, that looks a lot like sode to me. Since when do people put tee in 2 liter plastic bottles?

Shoving fast food down your doki's throat!

maybe to dry up the tea leaves?
have a colander like thing to prevent the leaves from escaping and adding hottish-warm water to it

continue

Telling Yuri you prefer soda to tea!
Telling Yuri normal people don't put tea in bottles!
Making Yuri cry in front of her friends!

Shoving lots of love down your doki's throat!

...

I want to furiously pound Sayori from behind!
I want to smack her ass to see it jiggle!
I want to smack it so hard I leave hand marks on Sayori's massive butt!
I want to jam my cock into her as hard and fast as possible to see her butt shake!
I want to pull out at the last minute and cum all over Sayori's bubble butt!

I'd rather shove my ballsack desu

>ywn stuff your doki with sweet treats
>ywn rub their tum once they're stuffed silly
>ywn use their belly as a pillow when relaxing
why even inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide?

Damn this thread is LEWD

Hey everyone, Bread here!
I’ve been so excited for the WoW night, I can’t wait until we can all play together! The time is drawing near, so make sure you’ve got everything ready by the time we’re all ready to play.
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I'm still looking for a couple Anons to be guild leaders for the literature club. If you're interested, let me know!
I wanna roll our characters out on March 14th, 11:59 PM EST, but if that doesn't work for anyone interested please let me know.

Something to know before hopping in, the different races all have different starting zones, some on the other side of the world, so once you hop in if you find out there aren't a lot of Anons around you, message me and I'll bring you to the most populated area.

Sayori's butt isn't that big.

I'll tell natsuki that I'll be sure to bury here by that large tree in the park, and I'll read manga there every day.

you take that back right the fuck now faggot

W-which one do I shoot!?!

ok retard

That is true, but the only rump we've had experience touching is our own. Thus, her butt is bigger in comparison.

I give up, I keep forgetting the image so here it is

Your doki but in order to get her you have to give up either your vision, your touch or your hearing.

Which one do you choose?

Shoving bigger and bigger foods down your doki's throat!
Your doki's being too embarrassed to say it's too big!
Doing it in front of her friends!
Her friends are both embarrassed and flustered at how much your doki's can fit down her throat!

>Natsuccubi is still flat

>Your doki but in order to get her you have to give up either your vision, your touch or your hearing.
I already have to wear glasses so i guess I'm going to become blind.
Yuri will take care of me... right?

Rally the forces of the new voices
Push through obscurity into new transcendence
Light the pitchforks and raise the torches
Set fire to everything of regimes past
Even the water and air shan't be spared
Ablaze one, alight all
Escape
No, no, no
There is no such thing
Not for me and not for you
Was it not in your books
This revered tradition
To raze the land
And leave none to all?
Yes
Praise our gods
For yes
Our final escape
Is your final defeat.

>tfw you will never watch Sayori getting BLACKED

Touch, easy.
Worst case scenario I have to walk with crutches assuming my feet go numb too.

I'm not black, sorry dude

All this talk about Sayori's butt is going to make my fic turn into a doki version of danberu nan kiro moteru

Teasing Sayori because my butt's bigger than her little butt!

I'll go for hearing, I can just get implants to hear her. Also because not being able to see or feel her would be hell for me.

are you stupid or just pretending?