/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #761

Chloe is such a doof

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

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Max loves Chloe and Chloe loves Max.

>"shhhh Lisa, don't make a peep or we'll get busted!"
*nibble nibble*

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

Truer words have never been posted.

I want to lick Young Max's thick eyebrows

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As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

My powers might not last, Chloe.
That's okay. We will, forever.

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Show me a cuter picture from any video game
You can't

FOREVER

In Life is Strange, Max was a best and Chloe was a shit.

But, in Before the Storm, Chloe was a best and Max was a shit.

Interesting.

MY Chloe doesn't pull away from her kiss.

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It's almost like Deck Nine are all morons.

Nah Chloe was best in every game. She is best girl

See, this is why we hate you. It isn't enough for you that Rachel and Chloe be together - you have to degrade Max too.

Max and Chloe are both best.

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Hmm

Truly they put even Commander Shepard to shame with their sick moves.

KISS the PRICE.

CUTE!

Interesting.

Why reply to them? Why give them more fuel?

Daily reminder to NOT reply to...
Fuck it, not like you fucks are gonna listen

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tfw no baby Victoria touring blackwell in Farewell

The Beauty of Blackwell, the Protector of Price, the Love from Long beach, the Baroness of Beans

Poor Katie.

Tell me about YOUR Chloe. How does she differ from the other Chloes?

Why is Victoria the cutest girl in the whole series?

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Such an easy concept, but they never grasp it.
/lisg/ is made up of complete brainlets

You mean like every time Amberprice is posted and someone has to make an obscene remark?

Kate needs to lead a new crusade against them.

MY Chloe likes Max romantically, unlike most canon Chloe's

My best friends mom died recently, this episode got me sad as fuck.

Because Victoria just wants love and someone to see through her defenses.

Rachel:
>drug addict
>slut
>fucks for drugs
>steals from innocent people
>selfish
>has affairs
>smelly corpse in a hole

Max:
>literally saves chloe's life multiple times
>saves kate's life
>doesn't do drugs
>modest
>always considers other people's feelings
>never has affairs
>alive and smells good

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My condolences to you and your friend.

>just wants love and someone to see through her defenses
Hmm.. who do we know like that?

You better not be ghosting your friend.

>Chloe? You're facing the wrong way.

Kate isn't like that at all. She was actually quite social and outgoing before the party she got drugged. That's why she even went in the first place because she wanted to have fun

>Give me a break dude. Tongue is worn out. Your turn.

Revere her! Praise her! Adore her! The Goddess of Arcadia Bay!

I meant that Kate could love her and see through her defenses. Sorry if I was unclear.

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Max is a lucky girl.

If that webm user is here and looking to make more Farewell webm's, can you make one of Chloe having a pretend sword fight with the trowel and bottle?

My Chloe saw Rachel make eyes at Frank once, and being true to her Alpha Female status, promptly stabbed him in front of Rachel to assert her dominance.

Rachel, another alpha female but with submissive tendencies, immediately flocked to Chloe's side as she had made a clear case for being the more suitable mate.

Also, she slapped the shit out of Max when she came back to Arcadia Bay and made her clean her room so David would stop being a dick about it, while her and Rachel sipped rum in bed post-sapphic activites.

Did Max get to watch said sapphic activities?

Aww.. I hope this gets made.
webm user is truly the hero we don't deserve.

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Thanks.

I would never.

It wasn't discouraged but she mostly ignored it because it made her get funny feelings like when Victoria intimidates her, so she just sat at Chloe's computer snooping through her email in between carrying bags of bottles and old crusty plates downstairs.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PRQPc-PK1gM

>5 days

I was hoping the creepy sea critters would pop up in Farewell.

Rachel:
>10/10 Beauty
>Talented actress and model
>Fun and knows how to have a good time
>Saved Chloe from the hell that Max created for her
>Brave
>Loved by all

Max:
>Boring
>Swears she'll keep in touch with Chloe, ditches her at her father's funeral and forgets she exists
>Cowardly
>No social skills
>Poor grades, only excels in taking bad polaroid pictures
>Nosy and loves snooping on people
>Always messes everything up

God bless both of you

Didn't read but can tell it's wrong.

Sad!

ENCOURAGE HER AGREE WITH HER

Thisx100000000

/moves mouse left

SMASH that encourage button

Oh goodness

Bitch has never eaten cake once in her life.

Hmm!

Good lord

A N G E L

Max wanting blonde Chloe in the future is confirmed

>Max
>Bad Polaroid pictures

Bitch, she wins a contest for her selfies and probably opens up her own gallery in SanFran. She makes 500 grand her first year with only one selfie for sale in her 40000 square foot gallery.

pfftt Maxine is stuck working at starbucks until she's 30

Ok

Max. Never Maxine.

And don’t underestimate Max’s status in the high culture art world after winning that award.

Rachel never had sex with Frank. She cucked him with Jefferson. Confirmed by Nathan.

>Max will be alive and holding a job
>Rachel is dead because she was a slut
Hmmm

Where does she work after 30?

She doesn't win it in the final timeline

There is nothing but darkness and agony

Photography studio owner with award winning photos that people will pay over a million dollars for

Probably a high ranking job at a 3 letter government intelligence agency, cus you know, she could stop every mass killing, terrorist attack, war, and other disasters before they even happen. It'll be an easy job too.

I have zero hope for s2 if all SE wants is misery