/scp/ SCP:Secret Laboratory general

Hello where is the cool server

That's the furfag reddit server

>look at 173
>die
such is life in the site

Never trust a nerd, even when your playing as one

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more SCPs when

>shining the flashlight on a 939 player stuns him for a few seconds so you can get away
There, now the flashlight isn't completely useless.

>flashlights you
>supersoaks you
nothing personal

There a guide somewhere to the basics? Tutorial doesn't cover much.

Just play the fucking game and git gud

i think there's a more updated version

We need the plum tree that takes on the properties of the soil its grown in, SCP-1147.

add scp nigga

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Is somebody able to post a picture of the new 096 spawning chamber?

HOW DO YOU CHANGE CONTROLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never. They're revealing their plans for the next six months by the end of the week.

147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140

You can only choose one
>I will close the gates!
>I want SCPs to come on the surface as a group and camp spawn sites!

I want SCPs to come on the surface as a group and camp spawn sites!

>leaving gates closed
That's not very chaotic of you.

>I don't want scientists and D-boys to escape
>I don't realize the doors open 5 seconds after someone activates the nuke so SCPs can escape regardless

Is there a mic indicator when you're talking?
It says to press Q for voice chat but I don't know if anyone hears me.

>Chaos Insurgency are supposed to be chaotic
I hate this meme.

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nope

:7778

Just started playing, can someone please explain why the laser gun guys always kill the machine gun guys?

Ask them

t. lowtest discord using casper saying Veeky Forums enjoying furry fag

MTF want to save scientist and prevent d-bois escaping. Chaos wants yo save d-bois and kill nerds. MTF also needs to contain the SCPs but Chaos doesnt care whether SCPs escape or not.

How do we stop the elevator SCP?

Laser gun guys are the mobile task force of the SCP Foundation.
scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation

Machine gun guys are Chaos Insurgency, a splinter division that are trying to take down the SCP Foundation.
scp-wiki.net/groups-of-interest#toc4

Am I the only one who is just always a huge traitor when they spawn as MTF guard? Something about being the mallcop makes me feel inherently untrustworthy

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Interesting, thanks.

Not particularly, only if I'm Lieutenant. MallCop is great for that feeling of being a looter and Commander is great for having better access than shitty Lieutenant.

>mtf asking if someone can hear him
>i can hear him but he can't hear me

I imagine that's what hell is like, just continuous miscommunication hi-jinks.

>filing cabinet trapped me and then shy guy

>MTF can hear Doc
>Lanky can't even hear doc

mysterious game

>spawn as D-boy
>almost instantly find the exit to heavy contaiment
>literally next room after that i find a teal card
>nerd following us doesnt even have an upgraded card
>exit light contaiment
>find the heavy contaiment exit 2 minutes after we took the elevator up
>find the gate b
>its open so i dont care if i dont have red card
>5 D-boys making the easiest escape of their lifes

This footage is shown to MTFs in-training for educational purpose on the subject "Close the gate"

I still can't believe we got out so easily.

do I hold down lmb when I'm playing peanut? I just move around and dont do much

Was there, shot the scientist in the head.

>Lock myself in the Intercom
>See Doc and a zombie coming by
>Get ready to taunt them
>They move over
>096 is right behind them

That was fucking hilarious right after we got in the elevator

096 cant break down intercom and othet special doors

Considering that’s exactly what he did to me, I’d say you’re wrong

>spawncamping
Kill yourselves

just protecting a dboy

Well, i know for sure he cant break big doors

Yimo, it's time to stop camping in Nuke room

Yes he can. The only doors he can't bust down are blast doors (914, 372, Surface Gates, etc)

Not him but just go down there and kill him you big baby

there are literally only 2 doors he can not break
the huge blast doors everywhere and the airlock doors in light containment. regular keycard doors mean nothing

:7778 18 connected

Shiggy>Lanky

streamable.com/1dzzz

>Shy guys face when he goes past Dboi containment and hear them talking about his brittle neck and what sort of screams he made in the shadow realm

What's the tier list for SCP's?

Based on strength, survivability, and killing ability

Doc > Lanky = Peanut > Elevator SCP > Larry

OP/fun as hell - Shy Guy

Pretty powerful/quite fun - Peanut

powerful/fun - doctor

weak/meh - zombie soyboy

silly cuck/forever stuck on guarding nuke/spawn room duty - larry

meant for

>S(ue) Tier
682

>Top tier
Doc/zboi combo

>Mid Tier
Larry
Doc no zbois

>Low tier
Peanut

>Bully victim tier
Shy guy

>682
not in the game you fucking nigger

This list is effectiveness proportionate to skill level btw I.e. the higher they are the less skill needed to be effective with them.

It's a joke you Veeky Forums double nigger

68sue detected

>see a swarm of dboys as ci
>and a fucking scientist
>"im a dboi"
>shoot him in the head

I don't get this meme that the game is worse after we moved to Veeky Forums, just yesterday I kept blasting music all the time and never got killed for it

You can close them again

147.135.10.140 has slots open.

You're why it got worse

>implying that isn't cancerous

Whatever you say sweetie ;)

:7778 is nearly full

You're the autistic kid that would keep trying to join in on the joke 20mins after had moved on

you nigs think this should be turned on?

So this basically makes it so you get to play everything eventually? Sounds good, I'm tired of being a Mall Cop 7 times in a row.

Look at those hipbones, that belly man. Who wouldn't want to rape that for 27 hours

What IS Chaos deal exactly? Is it like a Duty/Freedom kinda deal with Chaos being Freedom?

scp-wiki.net/chaos-insurgency-hub

would NOTsmash

Are plane bois still in the game?

no it just makes it more likely that you play everything eventually
it's kind of hard to give a concrete example

>Enables/Disables Smart Class Picker (Currently very buggy)
yeah I guess I won't use it
they want to use SCPs to establish power
Foundation wants to contain them

The dev actually fixed it on a stream but everyone told him to revert it back, so yes.

shit taste. If you just kept the hood on you could probably do anything you wanted.

yes

ofcourse