/shmupg/ - Shoot 'em Up General

Eat the furniture.

>not eating healthy food because you're worried about being called buzzwords
Can't get more beta than that.

We twitch now, state intent before words are used!

The following is with intent of peer bonding, kraut you pedo nigger fanny chafing spastic cock jock.

the following is with intent of bumping, bump

FINALBOSS will be GOAT
already picked up by jp sites

its poojin so NOPE

sorry, rolling gunner is the current flavor of the month poojin
try again next month

>rolling gunner is the current flavor of the month poojin
with who? only matic was playing it afaik.

that 1 more than any other poojin

i give up

weak

Will this even come out? It looked already finished to me actually

don't give up user
you can always beat yourself and become better
that's all that matters

>you can always beat yourself
don't encourage them user.

>i nearly got banned for being an edgelord waaa
too bad it was only nearly desu

t. mentally ill man with meatsack titties fuelled by SOY.

>buzzwords
were you trying to convey anything?

> doesn't know what buzzwords are

Unintentionally that you're reading comprehension could use some work. Post meatsack selfies please my fellow troubled bratwurst burglar.

>more buzzwords
so no then, k.

not a single buzzword in it, brain damage is quite severe i guess.

i remember when i introduced the soy meme to shmupg, hot off the press, and cee attacked me for "hopping on the latest buzzword bandwagon"

how the tables have turned, chav

>another empty post
thanks for the (You)s I guess? an explanation of whatever it was you were trying to say would have been preferred though.

Soyboy is the buzzword, soy is the actual chemical and literal ingredient and therefore not a buzzword, christ you're dumb.

I didn't even complain. Just stating a fact.
I personally don't like these "politically correctness" rules on such twitch chats, but to each their own.

>soy is the actual chemical
wew

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>an explanation of whatever it was you were trying to say would have been preferred though.
I;m not a miracle worker and you can't teach algebra to a baby.

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>i had no point or lack the vocabulary to provide any substance without resorting to memes, buzzwords, or attacks
why didn't you just say that's what you were trying to get across to begin with?

why is cee always so angry and on the attack? was bananafaget right? is it because he's insecure?

pathetic chav
his life very poor

obviously

Typical virgin

CAVE tweeted something about SaiDaiOuJou. Anyone see it? I am hoping it was a pc port announcement

extremely low iq so frustated by anything above basic thought process

twitchtv/cave_shooters
it will just be streamed, no pc port

>I am hoping it was a pc port announcement
NEVER
EVER
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER

>divert and attempt to redefine the discourse
Tell me how i know you're a leftist?

>was bananafaget right? is it because he's insecure?
citation needed.

>Typical virgin
you know where you are right?

>leftist implies himself a beacon of intellect by attacking others despite having no evidence for claim.

ministry of truth indeed.

>continues baseless accusations in an attempt to derail discourse without ever addressing the query

>accusing others of what he himself is guilty of

Come on now cognitive dissonant trotsky it's time for gulag.

I wanted a (You) too...

>more baseless accusations with some generic /pol/ shit to mix it up. question remains 100% unaddressed many posts later.

>doubles down on trance like state when truth proves inconvenient
>bothered by accurate assessment so much he cries "baseless assumption" but does nothing to prove me wrong.

Leftists are all the same.

Cee will never realize how retarded he is, there is no point in trying.

>ego won't allow him to ever admit he's wrong

You know at any point you can simply refute my claims by even something as simply starting by stating that you aren't a leftist? and going from there? but we bott know you are and obviously so.

You lost again.

>citation needed.

I don't know why should I give a shit, you can just stop looking at that place if it bothers you that much, it's funny to read it from time to time though and being able to handle shit talking is pretty useful

you getting angry over a bunch of insecure people anonymously talking shit is the very reason this thread exists

I'm sorry i have no idea what you're talking about, nothing bothers me i was just curious where this claim of a banana quote originated from and whether it has weight to it.

>in pure freefall, vainly attempts to latch onto anything at all in an attempt to avoid dialogue.
pathetic desu.

that is the quote

>a bunch of insecure people
Who are you even? Tell me who you are if you think you are so secure.

>Cee will never realize how retarded he is, there is no point in trying.
no, probably not. but it's fun to toy with him anyway.

oh i see, i figured it was taken out of context and altered to be directed at me and i was correct, absolutely he is entitled to his opinion even if it was directed at me. Where did that come from anyway? farm?

It's over you lost, feel free to simply state that you are not a leftist and update me on your ideological leanings at any time.

look at how insecure this soyboy is

when you kill your enemies they win!

auto triggered by confidence, whew truly a soy collectivist.

>in a futile effort attempts to declare himself the victor while still never having conducted any discussion. comedically resorts to some sort of bizarre ultimatum that has nothing to do with the subject after trying to change the subject many times.

>attempts to declare himself the victor
Victor of a non existent argument mind you.

So you won't answer then? because you are a leftist and every ounce of your views and behavior demonstrates that, go start your own party, how about the national soycialists?

>So you won't answer then?
i'll answer whatever you like after the actual topic is addressed. after all, it was i that asked first.

One of the more creative ways of saying "yes" i suppose.

why is banana to insecure to stream regularly with mic?

>even when offered a way out of the black hole he fell into, still absolutely refuses to address the subject and makes an assumption without any foundations.

The only one who can challenge assumption is you by simply answering the claim. Hilarious how reluctant you are because i'm right.

this place become worse every day

Who was the one that called someone a faggot anyways?

why no cute girls play shmup

>by simply answering
yes, i've been waiting a while now feel free to stop avoiding and start answering anytime

what about me

post pic

kraut said "bananafaget replay copying monkey kappa" or something and aquas gave him a warning for using the word despite it not being aimed maliciously at even a gay person.

I was conveying that because you are a mentally ill man with tranny tits and a soy diet that naturally you a leftist so obviously you support draconian policing measures on language policing and the banning of those who commit wrong think or say words you don't like, pretty obvious to any luke warm i.q operating individual.

Now will you answer my assumption that you're a leftist? i doubt it but it was worth a shot.

>why no girls fullstop play shmup
gee i wonder, it's a shit hobby for societies weirdos and dad bod spakkers (why i quit desu).

I want to impregnate cream

ok let's break it down. because attack x (poisoning the well), you must be assumption y, so therefore you must support stereotype z. weird shit dude. it's literally textbook logical fallacy garbage but at least you finally answered.

Girls don't have hobbies, apart from fucking, riding and dating

Kamui is quite cute

Time to get off the internet lad, yes its less common but i've known plenty of girls with hobbies from horse riding to net/basketball, dance, riding etcetc

My prediction is you are a leftist, for the last time you can confirm or deny although the longer you do this amazing effort of dodging the more obvious it becomes that i'm right.

neither are female, there is not a single female that plays shmups.

>from horse riding to net/basketball, dance, riding etcetc
yes, riding, riding, dancing, thats it
perhaps drawing too, but thats it

>My prediction
even though your initial comment was fallacy nonsense you took ownership of that garbage so i'll give you credit and answer your question: no.

This thread needs more Casper.

kys faggot

It's pretty astounding how much better the steam version of ikaruga looks compared to the gamecube version.
The steam version almost looks like a HD version of the game to me.

>net/basketball
>riding

>women
>basketball
lmao

how good they are is something else but the fact is they do on occasion have hobbies.

So you'll stop playing semantics now?, will you elaborate further on your politcal leanings then?

did you play the steam puyo? is it good?

>So you'll stop playing semantics now?
>leading question
jesus do you really expect anyone to take you seriously? is it a british thing, a low iq thing, a /pol/ thing, a combination, something else?

will you elaborate on your political leanings?

need i remind you of the japanese WOMAN who btfo you and the kraut at guwange?

you know her scores? all i heard was she visits some arcade and plays ketsui and guwange.

steam port is garbo, don't waste your money on it. aside from using (((denuvo))) it also has a myriad of technical issues

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