/owg/ - Overwatch General

02 PLEASES FOOTFAGS FOR FREE

2 wins
8 losses
2600SR
shout out placements for doing nothing
glad placements mean nothing

>playing comp in this ass game

Here comes T.Racer.

Mercy is still better than Moira.

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Talon girls are the best

SFM was a mistake

Not as much as your birth.

SFM was a mistake

reminder that overwatch is lowest common denominator casual garbage

grow up

It's okay if you're bad user but you'll never get better until you fix your attitude problems.

>learned that most tracers in plat are derps who dive bomb
>learned to shoot face 2-4 times, hop, then helix rocket tracer
>burst fast enough to where recall can't be used
I know it wont work in diamond, but it makes the games that much easier

>latina girls are naturally kinky and sexually playful
>french girls are natural born whores
Why is there not a genre for this yet?

>tracerposters got home from daycare

Oh I'm sorry, are you not a fan?

I think it’s on a script dude

>nofunallowedfag woke up from his nap

HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR FREE!

Not really it's kind of shitty and gay and I think you need to have shadism to like it.

Anyone else really anxious to get to use brigitte in a chateau deathmatch

No, FFA is a shit mode I only play if I really want my welfare box quickly.

>flailX2+shield bash+whip shot on that annoying ass moira

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I am conflicted that they gave out a Free Widow Skin. One the one hand, yay free cosmetics. On the other hand, it's impossible to play any mode without people playing Widow to try out the skin. It's almost like they're trying to get more people to play Widow or something..

I'm willing to be she's gonna be annoying af to deal with

There are no good modes in arcade
Death match is barely tolerable for the welfare boxes alone

>total mayhem with the new waifu, poo and torb
>DPS with nearly 1k health all up

>people playing a specific hero more because they got a skin you can't see in 1st person anyway
why do people do this

>see this post
>fully convinced this is a copy pasted post I've read a few days back
>search archive
>it's not
fuck I think I have brain damage

Mystery Heroes is the least shitty if you're a flex player. Plus you can just leave if there's trash RNG.

Instead of learning proper 3D software, all lazy hacks use SFM, and it looks like shit because it's just CS:GO's graphics engine with tons of motion blur. Everything looks like oiled plastic

>total mayhem with brigitte

>it's pronounced "brih-gee-tuh"
But why though?

Ask Sweden

That's how the Swedish VA says it

Stop spreading your shit taste in /owg/, please.

الموت إلى الكفار

Because it's not an English name?
Names get pronounced differently in different languages, silly.

But it's not

>log onto overbab
>open loot box from previous night
>a shitty voice line and some sprays
>herewegoagain.mp3
>start queuing death match
>it’s all squishies
>pick DVA
>hilariously rape all the no skill Moira mains and assfuck the Hanzo shitters etc
>get three dubs
>open box
>no shekels, skins or other lunar exclusives
>repeat cycle
>go to open loot box
>it’s an uprising box
>mfw
>mfw it’s also shit

When I hear it all I can think of is Brigitte as Vegeta
I'm just so used to it being pronounced as "bridge-jet"

>Stop spreading your shit taste
>posts cringy Widow SFM

>greentexting with le seinfeld man
The epitome of original

>any shields ontop of armour act as armour
>~1400hp winston/dva pouncing on you, most of that is armour
>zarya with 550 regenerating armour
>even zen will be able to tank things with his effectively 600 armour regenerating armour
>poo dancing around with 120dps death beam eating all the damage

My friends never want to play and I get shitty team mates. But yeah it is fun
You’re an idiot
You’re an idiot but for a different reason

Post a fan-skin / drawing that you'd love as an skin, fast!

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Arcade doesn't have MMR matchmaking like QP so I enjoy playing it just because it feels like older games where you'd join a server and everyone was at different levels.

It just needs better quality content producers. Check out Black XII Jr.’s MLP Futanari Stuff

>Dumb enough to play with mic in PTR
>call out enemy Brigitte
>say "Brih-jj-ett
>"OMG ITS BRI-GEE-TUH" -grill
>Mute her
So i guess this is going to be a new thing to look out for come patchday onwards

you do know it's pronounced brig-eater not bridge-eater right

That's honestly worse

>MLP
I love good SFM porn, but come on.

Actually it's bReeeee-git-tah

Ive been calling her Briscuit.

i know what you mean man. i'm just gonna call her bridge

>americunts in charge of pronouncing non English names right

>*mutes you in Swedish*

It's actually pronounced BrAAAAAAAPPPPP

She's not though

Bridgejet terran medic skin when

>tfw you're a poorfag that got the PS4 version because your waffle iron can't run anything greater than a PSP emulator so you can't play the new character with the cool kids
A-at least she's a tank and I hate tanks anyways haha.
I wish I had a good desktop

Can't wait for Brigitte and Mercy having bants and Mercy calling her Bri-ghi-tuh

>2018
>english speakers discover the world doesn't use english names and pronounciations

>chu being responsible for banter

if you could have one word to describe chu's interactions, what would it be?

Scheiße!
nah I like most of it ingame

BIG HORSEY COCKS! POV WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE THE ONE SUCKING EQUINE COCK!

>Rein, Orisa, Winston, Brijeta, Symm
Why don't you give up you are not getting through that.

>Genji sounds normal
>Hanzo sounds normal
>Reinhardt is kinda pushing it but fine
>Then there's BREEGEETAH

Words can't describe the deep disappointment and second hand embarrassment Chu brings to the table let alone a single one.

Bundeswehr Luftwaffe

My Little Pony was humanity's greatest mistake.

Dear Shanghai Dragons,

I would like to begin by thanking you for your heartfelt apology. It is clear to me that you care about your fans tremendously. At the same time, I would like to tell you that I don't think you have anything to apologize for.

I can't pretend to know what you've gone through in order to get to the Overwatch League. I only know what I've read about, and that seems like it has taken a tremendous effort on the part of everyone involved. The fact that you can still go out there and give your all for every match speaks volumes to your commitment, and to your heart.

Wins and losses aren't everything in Overwatch. I would even say that they aren't the most important thing. I would offer the recently released cinematic short entitled "Honor and Glory" as an example that courage is defined not by our victories, but by our willingness to continue to fight no matter how bleak things look. The most important thing is that you never forget that. Though you may lose 14 matches, as long as you go back out onto the field and give it your all for match 15, 16, 17 and beyond, you will never be defeated. So hold your head up high, fight on, and your fans will always rally behind you!

The fighting spirit you've shown in the Overwatch League thusfar is commendable, and I look forward to seeing you continue to perform.

Sincerely,
A New Whelpling of the Shanghai Dragonflight!

It's called being ok with sexuality. European and mexican women are not afraid of the cock, they love sex the same way men love it, and they have no reason to hide it since it's not shameful.
I guess it's hard concept for people from a certain country that is afraid of nipples...

BRIGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

It really wasn't.

An actual common Swedish name like Birgitta would have worked better
Prove me wrong

Hey /owg/. [spoiler[MICHAEL CHU EXISTS[/spoiler]

Except (if she was german) Brigitte is a trooper and would be in the Wehrmacht, not in the Luftwaffe. She's not a pilot.

IT'S OVER 1000 health

Brigitte as name has a German/French origin, so I actually agree.

Fareeha!

Does anyone have that image on how to get someone legitimately banned or muted?

Think again

I saw that

>building a desktop in 2018

cryptodicks

Brigitte is the English/French/German spelling. The Swedish version is Brigitta, why they decided to not go with that one you'll have to ask Blizzard as they seem to pronounce it the Swedish way anyhow.

She's best grill so she gets a pass

I'm too good for your fancy little "Ctrl+S" feature.

the one with the kawaii widow faces?