/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #542

>see this
what do?

You're not still staying up, are you? Just kidding, it's okay!
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thead is "descent"!
Alternatives are 'divine' and 'leviathan'.

As with every night, I both encourage and welcome all poetry written, or even all literature. Poetry is of course preferred but I understand not everyone enjoys it. Hopefully you give it a chance though and get a lovely poem written! I know you can do it if you try!
As always, all you need to do is take one of these three words and write a poem about it with the word as your theme or topic! But you're really free to do whatever you'd like, and it's just a suggestion. Whatever the case though, I'm sure you'll do great!
I hope you all have a fun filled rest of your night and a lovely morning ahead of you! I'm looking forward to reading all of your poems.
Good luck! Do your best!

Caught up with all the ones from today; good job everyone! Keep it up!
Monika!

Doki Doki Literature Club but instead of making the other girls unappealing, Monika makes the MC into a gross loser.

not too much food
You don't want her to become like "that" one image

can i taste it?/spoiler]

Hey everyone, Bread here!
I’ve been so excited for the WoW night, I can’t wait until we can all play together! The time is drawing near, so make sure you’ve got everything ready by the time we’re all ready to play.
Server: excalibur(dot)ws/

Alliance or Horde poll: strawpoll.me/15167298
Guild poll: strawpoll.me/15186956
Race Poll: strawpoll.me/15214295

In a surprising victory, it seems like we’ll be playing on Alliance! Because of this, when you all first hop in, make sure to hit O to bring up your friends list, then add “Garasing” to the list. He’s my main character, so you’ll probably see me on him when I’m not leveling up my new character with you guys. Once you do this, send me a whisper, and I’ll hit you up with a guild invite.
Make sure you guys don’t forget to register on the website!
The registration process is simple: all it asks for is an email, username, and password, then you get the whole game completely free. Did I mention it's free?
Once you register, download and extract the torrent from the website. For those of you who can't torrent (or choose not to) I've got a mega link right here for you guys:

mega.nz/#F!4t4HnCRT!9bGtYGSPy2-yydBkoIXHUw

THIS IS A NEW LINK, OLD ONE WAS BROKEN, IF YOU ALREADY DOWNLOADED, USE THIS FOLDER AND RE-DOWNLOAD THE GAME

I'm still looking for a couple Anons to be guild leaders for the literature club. If you're interested, let me know!
I wanna roll our characters out on March 14th, 11:59 PM EST, but if that doesn't work for anyone interested please let me know.

Something to know before hopping in, the different races all have different starting zones, some on the other side of the world, so once you hop in if you find out there aren't a lot of Anons around you, message me and I'll bring you to the most populated area.

If anyone has any questions, link them to this post or ask Bread in the thread.

Oh, but I do

Of course, it's hard and throbbing!

...

no bully user pls

>Monika with the reverse blackmail

dropped

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I am a loser but at least not that kind of loser, damn.

Can we add "pizza/food wars" to the list

dokis as vampires

I'm going to encourage self harm for your Doki's and I'm gonna like it

I really want to play with you guys on this server but I’m travelling, hopefully it lasts long enough for me to get back home and create a character.

Whiles we’re on the topic of wow
>Your Doki
>Her main class

Which Doki has hairy armpits?

FUCK THAT VAMP MONIKA HNGGGGGGGGG

>Monika
>Demoman

I want to fuck that Natsuki so hard

You’re being a bit cheeky, mate, but I’ll let you off the hook just this once.

My heart.
Why'd anybody do that to either of them?

>Sayori
>Most would say Medic but I feel more like it'd be Engineer

Sayori
Priest or Paladin

>FUCK THAT VAMP MONIKA
hiss

PLEASE GOD JUST GIVE ME A VAMPIRE MONIKA AHHHH
Vampire monika green when?

Cutting yourself for Yuri!

Anyone else feel like strangers ALL have hostile intent, like if they are off in the distance it feels like they want to yell at you?
Then the feeling people you have to associate with all secretly hate you?

If given the knowledge and the chance do you think Doki's who's names end with "i" would want to gang up and kill Monika?

I'm sure it will user.
If this becomes a thing, how would you guys feel about putting a little information blurb about it in the OP? I don't wanna pull an AnonHana and do it out of the blue, but if this catches on, would you guys want to put like a pastebin with info into the OP?
>Monika
>Either Arcane Mage or Demonology locks, as she would try to use her newfound magic prowess to escape into this reality.

I love you monikanon

>You wake up at night, unable to control your own body!
>As if hypnotized, you walk to the school, guided by the dim moonlight and a mysterious voice in your head!
>On arrival, you're greeted by .. Monika?
>It turns out that shes an ancient vampire who has overpowered your mind with her dominating will!
>She asks you to be her undead thrall!
>But it's not like you have a choice in the matter! Ahaha~
>She gently circles her pale finger around your chest, and then traces it slowly towards your chin..
>Her palms envelop your cheeks, and she tilts your head in preparation
>You only tremble in vain, as all you can do is watch your body betray you
>Her gaze pierces through your soul and you lose even the last bit of resistance you still had
>Feeling her cool breath against your neck gives you goosebumps and shivers
>It begins..
>Two sharp stings, quickly replaced with a strangely warm and peaceful sensation
>You're horrified, the thought that you feel good while your blood is getting drained scares you, even more so when you think that some otherwordly monster actually drinks it..
>A minute later, your vision starts to blur and your thoughts become clouded and numb
>Still in her cold embrace, your conscience fades in and out.. She has stolen everything from you..
>It's finally over, you feel heavy and exhausted, unable to move even your lips, now left to sit against the wall
>Yet for some reason, you're also feeling a pleasing afterglow
>Monika strokes your hair, it's the last thing you feel before "death"
>"You'll work hard for my sake, won't you, my dear~?"

Anal for Sayori's huge ass!

WoW is trash

M-more? Please?

>You awaken to your new birthday in an unfamiliar basement
>Your limbs lack the strength to properly balance yourself
>you manage to stand up barely
>Leaning against the wall for support, you straighten your thoughts
>Finally remembering what happened, your head starts pounding
>In a sudden panic attack, you touch your neck to feel the wound
>It's not there? your skin is smooth, as if everything had merely been a bad dream
>You could've sworn that it was all real
>you start staggering up the stairs and come across a door
>Unexpectedly, it's not locked, so you walk through to find yourself in a normal looking house
>You're one step away from the front door, as your movements are abruptly halted
>Trembling, you recalling this constricting sensation
>"I wouldn't walk outside if I were you, user!"
>Able to move again, you turn around to face her
>Monika is standing gracefully infront of you
>"Ahaha~! Surely you've read a book or seen a movie about our kind?"
>"You know what would happen, right?"
>It wasn't a nightmare, she really turned you in to one of ..them!
>You're overwhelmed with negative emotions, but for some reason, hate isn't one of them
>You should be detesting or cursing her for what she did to you, but you don't want to
>No.. she is your "master" now..
>You're simply incapable of harboring ill will towards her
>"You seem to have accepted it faster than most!"
>"That's right user, you're my pet now" She giggles playfully, hurting your ego
>You suddenly get lightheaded and fall to your knees in front of Monika
>"Oh, right, it should be that time for you right about now.."
>Wondering what she means, it hits you
>Your mouth is dry and you're feeling an unbearable ..thirst
>"Just a moment, I'll be right back~"
>Monika drags a tied up, teary girl in front of you
>"You know what to do, so go ahead and dig in ..Ahaha~!"
>You look at the poor little girl and notice all the bite marks over her
>Kept captive, only to serve as a meal for your mistress..

>Helping vampire Sayori get used to eating with her new fangs!
>Eventually automatically bracing yourself to catch the food when she tries to put it in wrong!
>Telling her blood does not typically go on cupcakes but what happens behind closed doors is her concern!
>Going for really long walks at night and failing to keep up with her high energy and supernatural stamina!
>Vampire Sayori!

Don't be lewd...

"No, I could never!"
>the human part of you screams in resistance
>but your hunger and instincts are driving you mad
>despite your defiance, your fangs are bared and begin inching towards her
>Just barely supressing your urges, you force yourself away
>"Looks like you've got potential! you pass!"
>Monika lets the girl free, and she meekly crawls out of the front door in horror
>The beast inside of you wants to chase her down and feast on her blood
>but your humanity has the control, and you've kept your senses
>you wouldn't survive in the sunlight
>You whimper and cry in front of Monika, feeling miserable and sad
>"There, there.." Monika strokes your cheek and wipes your tears
>"The first and foremost important quality of a vampire is having selfcontrol!"
>"You've proven yourself to be quite reliable! most of my subjects usually give in to their primal instincts, so I've had to delete the ones who've failed my test"
>You shiver at the close call you've just avoided
"I-I don't want this.. I don't want to drink blood!"
>It's okay, you just need more time to get used to it" Monika patronizes you
>she swiftly cuts her forearm and brings the bleeding wound close to you
"I can't.. I just can't.."
>"You'll die if you don't.." Monika states coldly
>She could force you if she wanted, so you have no choice but to accept her kind offer
>Seeing the crimson essence of life in front of you, you carefully lick it with the tip of your tongue
>it's so ..sweet
>You wrap your lips around the wound and drink away
>You're torn by guilt, but compelled by hunger
>After a while, you're overflowing with intoxicating satisfaction
>Monika flicks your forehead and calls you greedy
>"You are MY servant, don't expect me to take care of you!" Monika scolds
>"but being relied upon, is not a bad feeling at all" She whispers as she pulls you near to lick a drop of blood off your lips and kiss you
>she chose you, so that means you're important to her..
>you need to make her proud..

Shut the fuck up Sayori

Natsuki
Scout
The fuck are you on about lad he's obviously talking about TF2

___________No

Her juicy ass has plenty of room for a fat cock. She probably wouldn't even notice if you slid it in while she was sleeping.

>Yuri in the last panel
Precisely why I love her. Don't fuck with the best girl or you get the knife.

Hey, you shut the fuck up. Don't talk to Sayori like that, you jerk.

Well, then Obviously Monika would be a spy, loaf

A-user I already came so much today

>Challenging the vampire dokis at Wrestlemania!
>Wait until they find out it's an outdoor venue during the day!
>They'll have to no-show the event like cowards and look bad!
>Believe that!

Anyone ever cut their Doki's name in their arm?

>Monika still shows up because she's only one of those gay only-sparkle-in-the-sun-twilight vampires

can someone explain why a short, linear (for a vn) and a gimmick of a game has had numerous generals here
sure the idea was fresh I think but really guys?

Check out ksg before posting this here

She wakes up and gives you a good morning kiss but then she feels something dripping out of her ass and she gives you this look

"A-user...!!"

No one is waiting for me.
And i'm done waiting for others.

Would you rather join:
>the guild of vampirehunters with Natsuki,
>the templars with Sayori
>the exorcist order with Yuri
in order to defeat the elder vampire Monika?

>Natsuki
equipped with her wits, skills and the finest leather armor
armed with a silver crossbow, garlicbombs, molotovs, uv flashlight & a stake
Naturally, she's styling it with a van helsing style hat and dark cape to blend in the darkness of the night, so she can sneak in the domains of those that she hunts

>Sayori
Clad in blessed & baptized gear and righteous fury to rival unholy forces with ease
Ornate steel platemail and a winged bucket helm, wearing a magnificent cloak and wielding a gold-hilted two handed sword, all styled with crosses and writings in the name of god
With a just heart and a serene aura, her mere presence alone makes all evil beings wary

>Yuri
Wearing gorgeous pitch-black robes made from only the finest of fabrics, completed with a traditional priest's collar
>armed with scriptures and verses that are imbued with the very Judgment of God himself
>She is also accompanied by holy magics that wards against evil and smite lesser demons with just a single word

>If you join the hunters, you get a whip and a pair of badass pistols that shoot silver bullets

>If you join the templars, you get a glorious war hammer/poleaxe and a massive towershield that blocks any curse or unholy spell effortlessly

>If you join the exorcists, you get an infinite bottle of holy water and the ability to throw some fancy blessed blades endlessly

Monikafags were incredibly butthurt about this the last time

I'm waiting for you user
I'm always waiting for /ddlc/
That update button is dangerously addictive

>tons of people who've never played a vn are introduced to the format
>the characters are lovable right off the bat despite the unbelievable setting
>turns out said people actually enjoyed the format, got moved by the story and stayed for the love of the characters that they developed
>general turns out to be a fun place to top that off
It's not strange when put that way, is it?

so held along by autism then
its just that this one got really popular and I would've assumed the contrarians wouldve ran it out by now

What is ya'll's timezone right now? I'm EST.

since you liked the vampire monika heres countess vampire monika

Good job not responding to bait tonight /ddlc/, I'm proud of you

good night

I wish.

I can really relate to Sayori on some levels.
Being depressed sure does make one solvenly.
As in uncaring about their appearance.

Monika has done more for me emotionally then any female has in 10 years.

There has been no bait tonight

I want to be a Belmont for Sayori!
I want to spam item crashes and wield dual crissaegrims!
I want to work out like crazy so I can still be agile despite how bulky the loadout sounds!
I want to forget to bring the stake and have to make do with just the hammer like Executioner Smough!

Natsuki's sounds like the most fun
but why wouldn't I want to form a balanced party with everyone together? imagine how much we'd be able to accomplish if we all cooperate

Yes.

Ive been busy lately so I haven't had a chance to go on here as much as I would've liked, but I just want you guys to know I love ya and appreciate ya and I hope I can get around to being active on here again.
Hope you guys have a good day/good night and take care

>asking out Natsuki.
>she says yes.
>agree to meet by bus stop.
>it’s cold out and Natsuki waits and freezes.
>user never shows up.
>a representative of the cultural enrichment brigade meets her.
>some misunderstanding happens.
>that proud man of Africa snaps her neck.
>user got busy playing pubg to go out with her and darky killed her.

And that’s why addictive vidya is bad.

Hi

Hi have you seen potato Monika?
I want to feed her a tide pod.
I’ll even force it down her throat.
She needs chemical burns in her tummy.

>Have to study for a test tomorrow
>Supposed to wake up early to study
>4:00 AM
WHOOPS
Night night.

Anyone have the jedi council ddlc meme?

>pubg
A faggot like that wouldn't deserve a doki anyway

I told myself I’d go to bed early I did quit the vidya early.
Tho I stayed up too late yet again.
God fucking damnit I am such shit at life.
Too tired to stay awake and too depressed to sleep.
It’s a special kind of pain.

>but why wouldn't I want to form a balanced party with everyone together? imagine how much we'd be able to accomplish if we all cooperate

Because it's just a silly little choice game
Also if everyone works together, Monika woudln't even be a proper bossfight

Goodnight user!
Are you sure you can get up on time and get ready? Are you the kind that could generate a second wind and stay up and active all the way until the test? 4am's a risky time to go to bed with stuff like this.

Looks like a disney princess
It's good, but if you add some jewellery like an amulet or earrings, it'll be even better

Listen here nigger

Your doki loves you so stop being a faggot

I can usually wake myself up at 11 with an alarm. It's not a major test, just entry-level anthropology stuff, and it's the only class I have tomorrow so I can just keep enough energy to make it through the test then go home and collapse.
I'm far more used to dragging myself out of bed without nearly enough rest than I should be, but that's just how it is being a full time college student.
Night night dokis.

I...I'm...cumming!!!!

Why do you feel like that, user? Most strangers aren't any different from you.

I don't think they'd want to harm Monika even after what she did.

Join the templars with Sayori. Oh, god. What a grand time that'd be to go on crusades with my beloved Sayori.

I feel sad and anguish.

I love Yuri!

Cutting my Doki's name into my arm usually helps me feel better

...

Well that's good, best of luck and sleep comfy, user!

Your Vampire Doki but she's Malkavian!

>Too depressed to sleep
I know that feel all too well.
What helps me is to listen to music while I sleep, or even something like a podcast or a TV show or something. It keeps yourself distracted long enough to just drift to sleep.

ROLECALL
IF YOURE IN THIS THREAD, SAY HERE
im not doing this for (You)'s I promise I'm genuinely curious

Why is Sayoris ass so fuckin fat?

Here.