World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

Why can't elven women resist human men?

>whatever I do, someone objects
it's like she was talking about blueballs

home...

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if only blizzard copied angel arena instead of dota. maybe one day.

That's just one elf laying down, not fucking elves.

would you?

Why is Sylvanas a redhead bloodelf here instead of blond highelf?

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because they never tried orc, troll or even tauren

"Ghostlands Ranger" HotS skin m'lord.

Drops from Charles or drops from Murlocs?

actually

>Honor Gain Nerfed in Seething Shore due to Players Feedback on BG

can someone help me decide of whether to play troll or orc...

Skyrim Sylvanas is cuter.

Murlocs, they drop both valsharah and azsuna quests

DotA 2 already has Angel Arena Reborn, I'd rather play that than let blizzard fuck up something else with RNG lootboxes like hots.

>due to Players Feedback
I'm sure they were overwhelmed by people complaining that Seething Shore made the prestige grind slightly more bearable.

So that's what would happen if highelf Sylvanas had been in touch with fel shit like the other belves. She turns into a redfox.

>Why is there so much confusion over the inspired ethnic origin of the Draenei in WoW? I've seen people refer to them as Russian space goats, Arabs, and many other things, when it's actually quite obvious where blizzard got their ethnic inspiration from: the Greeks. Just look at the Light's Chosen elite Draenei on the Vindicaar: Divinius; Aeqinas; Heradus; Vertos. Then you have sayings like "Chronokai Kristor!" Where both Chrono and Kristor (or Christo) are very obviously Greek. Then on TOP of all of that, you have the their accents which are really not Russian at all, and their culture which is that of an intelligent, philosophical race of ancient peoples who were the original theologians of the Light, similarly to how the Greeks were some of the earliest theologians and philosophers of Christianity. So there you have it: the names, theological parallel, language, and more point to their Grecian inspiration. No more Russian goats please. Draenei will never be commies

>no posting best skin
user I am disappoint

uh oh, well, when you look at it that way, I guess you're right user

I would argue that almost every playable race needs new walking animations. Most of them are really bad and make it hard to play as them generally.

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Thisalee?

Take your meds.

dota 2 customs are awful because valve doesnt give a fuck

Ok, thanks then. Gonna try Charles a few more times then I'm giving up and farming Murlocs, again like in Stormheim.

Because the female models already tend to have decent animations, unlike the males who tend to be large and lumbering. I wish male taurens were smaller like female taurens and I wish male orcs/troll stood up straight like female orcs/trolls. And I would like it if male dranei were smaller and thinner like the women.

>Arabs
I mean, arabs do fuck goats, but the similarities end there.

Thin humans are not playable though so why would they bother changing their walking animation?

>I wish male orcs/troll stood up straight like female orcs/trolls

i have some news for you

Sorry that high mountain Tauren joke proves they’re russians

Do you think that if I scratch her genitals she will scratch mine?

I'm not female belf for you to try and drug me

what?

>resist
>posts a pre-rape scene
That's dindu logic, I expected more from an Alliancebrother.
Could it be that your are a falseflagger?

This post is like an onion: so many laters of autism.

>kingaroth beam/orb hitboxes are disconnected from their animations entirely, making them undodgeable or unsoakable
>antoran high command spawns 50% more mines, half of them are fake
>coven storm of darkness ticks multiple times in 0.1sec intervals

we had to cut raid an hour early because the only boss left was kingaroth and the beam took out 8+ people each cast

how the godfuck does blizzard manage to screw up something as basic as a HITBOX

Draenei are turks though, they even have turkish wrestling in one of the argus world quests.

So I got back into this game and Im confused. It seems every time that questing takes me to one of those smallish encamptments that offer some quests, I NEVER find an inn there to rest and teleport back too, even though I remember there was usually an inn at these places, even if it was just a little tent. Did they change this or something or am I just getting unlucky with my zone choices? I hate logging out without resting but if I want to stay in the quest area I usually don't have a choice.

Thin humans are coming after fat humans. Horde has 5 AR already, Alliance only has 4 as of right now.

Horde:
Zandalari
High mountain
Mag'har
Nightborne
Vulpera

Alliance:
Blue Elf
Dark Dwarf
Yellow Draenei
Fat Human
??? (Skinny Human)

I know they're changing orcs, but are they changing the other races too?

what now

She'll claw yours.

Greedy Valve and Icefraud is worse.

how cool would it be if abominations were a playable race?

Why would thin humans be their own race when they use all the same assets as fat kul'tirans?

Skin texture, hairstyles and hair colors are exactly the same.
They will either not be playable at all or be a body option for kul'tirans like how orcs get straight bodies as an option.

Sweet

Or maybe they're *gasp* a fantasy race?!?!

Orcs are more like turkic tribes and in now way are Draenei in any way like turkic tribe turks nor ottoman or the current turkroaches.

>Joined a normal antorus, for the second time. 942 ilvl, last time I was 928. I've improved quite a bit I think. DPS is 950k, and I can't seem to get more. I've got about half the leggos. I got picked during the coven fight. I let the raid know, hey y'all, I'm bad at this one. I died like 20 seconds in on first attempt, stood in fire. Recapped, and knew I would let that happen again. Too late. Some 9 million dps mage was on my nuts from the minute he joined just before for some reason. I got the boot.

I've done lfr for antorus like 30 times across my alts, always struggle with that fight. The rest of the raid is cake.

Every time I try and rise above lfr I get the boot. What am I doing wrong.

(That was my first death the whole raid, consistent 950k DPS, food, rune, flask. Perfect at the rest if the fights.)

I'm about ready to call it quits with the game if I can't seem to rise out of LFR.

Edit: sub rogue. Talented correctly according to icy-veins.

>straight posture Taurens never ever
Feelsbadman, Metzen himself would have approved bros.

Hozen and Dark Rangers are strongly suspected. Jinyu for the Alliance.

Any info about hunter pet abilities and talent trees? Still thinking of keeping my hunter shelved after they butchered pets.

>orcs being based on anything other than germanic forest niggers
lmao
Did you even play WoD?

Yea they aren't the best, you're right. Still think Blizz could do worse, though.

Who needs +15 desu

This. Fuck the casino system, grinding is a torment without a stimpack too.

If Tauren get a straight posture they needed to be shrinked like Zandalari because Tauren would be too tall at this point.

How do you stand in fire on NORMAL

Straight orcs are also reduced in size a bit from regular ones.
They are the same height as old orcs but with a straight back

It's more like a mix of different tribe cultures, from germanic to slavic, turkic and mongolian.

>huge telepgraphed ability
>we think it's bugged
>better keep doing the exact same shit and try to ride the beam every cast rather than adapt and spread further
>WTF 8 OF US DIED AGAIN

There's nothing more profoundly retarded than looking for real world counterparts of fantasy races. Orcs are Conan the Barbarian. Draenei are Protoss. Forsaken are A Nightmare Before Christmas. Elves are... elves.

Tauren are an exception in that they're a very thinly veiled copy of a real culture.

reddit players

youtube.com/watch?v=AOHp9dXcc2A

Just fill my insides with orc cum already

beta countdown

The 15 dollar skins weren't very good either but making them extremely rare from lootboxes that you get at a snail's pace or waiting for them to go on weekly sale or bundle isn't much better. The whole loot boxes update could have been good, the free hero pack they gave out was awesome, but then they started changing item rarity and as doing event exclusive items in lootboxes you didn't have a chance in hell of getting with buying fifty of them. It really fucking sucks the path that game is going down.

There is no EU horde /wowg/ guild so i am going to make one.
Lets decide on the realm first.

strawpoll.me/15218174

Yes there is.

Wrench at Shattered Halls Horde

yeah man when you're behind the boss and the beam is on the other side of the room and you die to 4 ticks of ruiner it's just a mechanical mishap on our part

maybe if you actually raided mythic tonight on reset instead of waiting to sneak into your guild's heroic alt run on your main this friday you'd know it is literally bugged as fuck

Its not a mythic guild desu

Name one wowg mythic guild

no wowg guilds are mythic u mong

There will never be a wow vg guild doing mythic since 20 people

>/wowg/ guild
why copy horrible ideas?

if ur starting a mythic guild why would u recruit wowg

>960 piece of shit that isnt an upgrade
EVERY WEEK

>EVEN considering Roach Nether
pls Gooby PLS

do you ever wonder why all of the posters here's tmogs are from legacy raids or are heroic tier at best user

hint - it's not because the current mythic gear looks bad

Basically the reason I don't bother with doing higher than +12

>Turkish-Nether
ur a fucking idiot

wrench is a circlejerk for the officers.

the other 20 people in the raids are just serfs and get rejected for m+ or literally anything outside of raid days. they don't consider opinions and everyone but them is muted on discord.

this is why the guild always ALWAYS dies shortly after first tier.

let wrench die do not join them for BFA

Kinda happy they're removing tier sets for this reason

come to doomhammer and I'll join

>tfw 4 armour pieces, two lego slots, two trinket slot are all locked to stuff i can't get from m+
>all i want is a FUCKING belt and i only get FUCKING capes and rings with the wrong stats

I'll join but it'll be on an alt. Is that okay?

I'm really liking the Sethrak style and how they seem to be an independent threat unaffiliated with the Old Gods. I'd take them over Vulparra to be honest.

The highmountain Tauren have a joke where they say something like “why does that draenei couple keep asking me where rocky is” this is a reference to rocky and Bullwinkle which is a show about a squirrel and a moose with the antagonists being a russian couple who are spys so this can show the draenei’s accent at least is based of russian’s but their language and names could be based Greek like that one user said

How to get human gf?