/eagg/ East Asian Genocide General - Alien Invasion Edition

only if i get to play as crazy steve

So they got rid of animation cancelling?

You can also dash-cancel her R1+X in the air to jump up further, as many times as you have air dashes

I swear they must of reversed Tan and Shang's stats.

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Don't underestimate Wu's mighty fire tactics.

it's still in, but you can't just sperg out like before

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>qt leaning in giving obvious ques
>zhou yu just sitting there like an autist

Is he /our strategist/ bros?

Gotta starve 'em more, ya know? Get 'em nice and hungry, ya know?

Which one of you is marrying you? I'd like to offer my heartfelt congratulations.

What the hell, I'm already married to Cyan

Oh shit. You better watch out man, someone is hounding in your wife.

Probably just some fat loser. I don't have to worry about him leaving his house, let alone proposing to my wife.

>you is marrying you

Words are hard, leave me alone. :(
I don't know... They seem pretty serious about it.

that's the rest of the original servants, now show us the new ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=N2C8Vdc1P9k
youtube.com/watch?v=ewiydWUzHE0
youtube.com/watch?v=RoTI029G4lU
youtube.com/watch?v=aTaMKQfoPMI

I'm going to marry my genderbent clone!

We're going to get stuck with only the shittiest FGO servants, aren't we?

>Zhou Yu
>Not Zhou Tai

That's some huge manspreading.

Zhou Tai moves like a ballerina.

What

>you is marrying you
DW9 English localization in a nutshell

I said Zhou Tai moves like a ballerina.

Ok. Why respond to me

possibly

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Roger A Muirebe

This would be better if you were playing as Gongsun Zan.

Trust no one, not even yourself or Yuan Shu.

because you didn't understand the first time.

I mean the first time. What was the joke

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Zhou Tai looks moves like a ballerina.

Man playing the story of a character you actually care about the story for really highlights the shittiness of DW9's story mode. 99% of the "cutscenes" are just ingame models standing around in idle making one or two-sentence comments on things happening.

Is this your first Dynasty Warriors?

Well yeah, they aren't cutscenes.

Try liking Cao Ren. You know nothing of suffering.

>Try liking Cao Ren
Is this even possible?

Ok what did that have to do with sitting next to Lianshi

Not cutscenes. But I know what you mean. I actually find them better than the china map with heads and arrows moving around.

youtube.com/watch?v=dDHFPZ4ullk

SSX's japanese voice gives me suicidal tendencies

>Dong defeats the waifuposters
>only to create what would soon become the greatest waifu of all
A tragic hero, that one.

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She doesn't even have the cool feminist lines. Fuck the japs.

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Anyone have a folder they're willing to share of rotk 2010 screen shots? I lost mine in a fire attack.

LOOK AT HOW SHORT THAT NO NAME OFFICER IS HAHAHAHAHA

>not having a backup

It was a REALLY good fire attack.

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haha I surprised my wife at her job, She's working on something really important and I distracted her so much she lost her train of thought.

It's so nice to see her angry though. :)

That job must be shit if her workplace is in a shack.

I want a version of this with Wang Yi and muh chow.

Anyone still have that picture with all the watchtowers marked? I'm missing 4 of them

Uh, why is Taishi Ci's helmet ponytail light purple?

Is Han Dang the oldest participant in the entire RoTK? He was with Sun Jian from the very beginning, and outlasted even the Shu brothers by a few years.

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Liao Hua was from the Yellow Turban rebellion all the way till the fall of Shu

>died 264
Jesus fucking christ how, was he a child soldier in the turbans or something?

I don't know, but it clearly shows the state of Koie

Same reason his armor is pink.

Buggier than Skyrim.

He was 14 or 15 as a Yellow Turban

Wikipedia says Zhang Jiao died in 184. So, if Liao Hua had died at 80, he'd have been born the year of Zhang Jiao's death.

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Liao Hua was never a Turban, that's fictional. He joined Shu when they took over Jing.
No he wasn't the oldest.Sima Fu was 92 when he died. Zong Yu was around 76. Ding Feng also served for 60 years, his birth isn't recorded. Lu Dai was also incredibly old.

For custom scenarios in DW8E which is more hectic, three or four big factions, or multiple smaller factions?

i require more.

Don't be greedy user, two now and two after dinner.

Which Ding Feng?

Elder. The one that started under Gan Ning.

Kunoichi or Nene?

As far as people that were participating in battles in before Zhang Jiao's death though, do you know of any who outlived Han Dang?

As far as playables go, he definitely seems to be the longest-lived of the oldfags.

Kunoichi has better thighs, better tummy, better smug, better lips, and a better ass.

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Gracia!

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None that I can think of off the top of my head at the moment.

>The character so forgettable that Mitsuhide forgot he had a daughter when she was introduced

There's only one obvious answer.

Kunoichi then.

Mi Fang playable when?
>served all three kingdoms according to an australian from the 1900s
>was part of the clusterfuck that was Xu under Tao Qian
>served Shu and got Guan Yu killed
>served Wu without fucking up at all
>bullied by Yu Fan
Seems much more interesting and unique than yet another Shu/Wei/Wufag.

Well... he may not have served Cao Cao that long. He was appointed to a small civil position but he declined in order to rejoin the big eared villain.

That being said, Mi Fang is great. I love him. Guan Yu had it coming for treating him like shit. Participated in battles against rebels with He Qi. Had a hot sister. A+ Human being.

Seems ok to me, shame she's wasted on the leader of Shoe.

Too good for the big eared villain.