/lolg/ - League of Legends General

>buy an account
>it has higher honor level

Warwick jg or Darius top to let out all the rage or sadness pent up inside

Guys....
Guys....
Bard with Glacial Augment is helping me climb
Why didnt anyone tell me this fucking works?

>play 2 games of aram to make sure ping is stable
>go into ranked
>literally 2000 ping for 3 minutes where I have to stand still
ok OKKKKKKKJKDGHSAFGHJSDFHJG

It only works on tahm and bard autists

I wanna cuddle Jinx and fill her desires

>we have baron
>take down mid inhib
>our wave is hitting top turret
>instead of rotating top with us our Tristana goes bot by herself
>dies to an Ahri
What is wrong with AD players. If you get baron you basically win the game. You're playing Tristana, just fucking stand behind me

No, YOU let that happen. It was all on YOU personally. Stop shifting blame, uou've already let us down far too much.

>leblanc will never keep me in chastity and relentless tease me with her clones
you fags dont know true suffering

>No Ahri X Evelynn art
why is this allowed?

fucking swain is absolute aids top now
why the fuck did he get buffed again???

in your fantasy, do you live in runterra with your wife, or does she live on earth with you

just wondering, runterra seems like a pretty shitty place to live imo

>that feel when peak GOLDEN AGE LoL, aka Season 2, was nearly 5 years ago
>that feel when every season since then has been progressively shittier

Who oldfag enough to remember when skill and strategy mattered so much that it was also the most PASSIONATE season of all time?

I want to fertilize this plant.

Nunu, to make everyone miserable just like you

any ranged champion vs melees top is aids

swain is shit

fuck off then?
It's always the same thing "season X was best lul"
every meta, every season it's the same thing "IT SUCK SUCK AND SUCK"

fuck off

Help guys I had a match today where I was destroying as Vi and I couldn't stop thinking about how thicc she is and she seems like a fun girl am I becoming a waifufag?

Reminder, Annie is /lolg/'s offical waifu

>It's always the same thing "season X was best lul"
It has literally always been season 2 was the best.
This is objective fact by every possible and conceivable measure.

I want to tip Sivir very generously every time she delivers so that she always looks forward to my orders, leading to a wholesome and engaging romance.

how do we deal with range champs coming top lane???

Do you think the curtains matches the drapes?

Remind that Kai'sa needs 2 Zeal items to get her E upgrade. Reminder that Rageblade's stack bonuses don't count towards her upgrades only the base stats. Reminder that aiming for all three upgrades is unrealistic.

Rageblade is still good on her as a luxury item if far ahead but only for it's stats and passive and not for attempting to get all 3 upgrades. Just do IE, Runaan's, PD, cleaver, then last item is flex.

Just play her like a super traditional ADC like Ashe or Sivir and use her skills intermittently for increased damage.

I want Sivir to play with my tip if you know what I mean

>hover kaifu
>banned by my jungler
>dude says he's sick of seeing people feed on it
>threatens to run it down mid
>someone dodges
>autofilled top
>play Nasus and afk farm until they ff@15 cos their kaisa fed
>get stuck into second role for next 3 games
>don't want to play kaifu jungle, spam Olaf and Hammer Yordle

What a fucking waste. Just wanted some quality Kaifu time and got this shit instead.

Won every game though.

You stop playing video games and consider what made her leave you.

reminder to call the cops on your local neckbeard
reminder to terrorize and harass him and question him whenever he goes out of his house
reminder to follow him everywhere and monitor his actions

*Locks in*
*Be useless all game*

BUFF PLS

RIOT

GOD DAMN IT RIOT

RIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Im neutral to whichever the idea of holding her in my arms in my bed curled up with me just warms me

party amumu

the same way adcs are going to when mages are allowed to play bot lane

accept your loss

>"lick my feet user or I'll fucking kill you!"

How do u respond?

...

Please fix your life and stop with this degeneracy.

Why can't I do IE 2zeal rageblade void staff

So what is everyone's thoughts on Kai'sa? People seem to think she's an ADC, but her whole kit is built as an assassin. Is she just Kindred 2.0, or what? She can't do shit alone in lane without getting eaten alive, especially with her Q not prioritizing champions.

Season 2 was garbage and anyone who thinks it was the best either never played then or is delusional levels of nostalgiafagging.

I have no waifu

Crazy frog champion when?

>Enemy jungler mess up and dies
>get his buff
>Type in /all chat "Thanks for the double buff"
who /devilish/ here?

Reminder that this is retarded and people aren't building Rageblade for the ebin tri-stats but because the cunt has better on hit damage than Varus and her E cd is lowered with every auto, which Rageblade effectively cuts in half.

Anything for you, jinxie

Jinx is pretty light, so I don't need any words.

I want to tell Cassiopeia that she has VERY beautiful eyes!

i want a cute casual skin for her, like pizza sivir or sashimi akali

>Annie invites you to the pool
>This is her swimsuit
Wat do?

PUG'MAW CHROMAS
FUCK YEAH

PUG HATERS
B
T
F
O

WE WIN AGAIN PUGBROS

>young 12 year old girl invites you to a pool
obvious sting 2bh

Who wears thigh high socks into a pool?

How to lose plat promos when you are already 2-0

game 1
>get mid first game
>someone threatens to int if i dont give mid, so I play yasuo jungle instead (already locked in when he said)
>1/12 bot

game 2
>god bless i get mid
>support is high and drunk (his words) and buys infinity edge on Lux, ends 2/16

game 3
>get 3 kills in lane
>roam and get kills
>11/1 jhin
>80 farm maokai

alright riot if you dont want me to get to plat ill just quit your game

Annie's 9 years old.

sniff swimsuit when she is showering.

You mean obvious pedobait?
FBI is always watching

oh boy
even more fuel to camp anyone who uses that skin

So is Kai'sa trash or fun?

>Yasuo
glad

best part is i cant flame anyone after this or i get perma'd :)

>that mmr
boiii i thought i was doing bad, jesus fuck, hows it going in bronze?

>match mmr 1160
>plat promos
FUCKING LMFAO
THIS NIBBER IS LYING ABOUT HIS GIGALOW ELO GAMES
AHAHAHAH
PLAT IS 1750 MMR YOU ARE
GOLD IS 1500 MMR
SILVER IS 1250
YOU'RE NOT EVEN SILVER
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'd rather tip her boss

>mindlessly farming minions
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKNEEEEEESSSSSSS
>suddenly Sion's Ult Clang
>SSSSSSSSURRENDEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

whats current fotw?

you're like a child
>smurf in gold-plat playing jungle
>rofl the enemy team
>flame them constantly in all-chat
>tell the enemy jungler he sucks shit and his team wouldn't lose if they had such a shitter playing for them
>whenever i kill him or get his shit, type in chat "Thanks for the gold/leash, scrub"
>type "ez" at end game
>flame enemy team more in post-game lobby
feels absolutely euphoric man

PUGBROS
U
G
B
R
O
S

Someone needs to make the Virgin Star Guardian vs the Chad'Maw

>Harken back to Sion release
>People still played Blind Pick over Draft for normals so Sion was on both teams
>One of them ults
>EVERYBODY else hauls ass for the nearest tower regardless of team

Fugg her armpits.

YOU ARE LITERALLY BRONZE YOU FAGGOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>someone plays akali
>lose
every time

>trying to farm minions
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>DAAAAAAAAARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i dont like 8.5

>I get farsight alteration

trash dont play her in ranked. ban if your adc hovers it.

>One for all coming back

Can't fucking wait for the fiesta when you get zoe and everyone is stealing each others sums

Yorick.

What's one more grave?
;_;

Have fun playing in the pool with her
then take her to the locker room and fugg her

>sub 1200 mmr
>plat promos

what did he mean by this?

day 1 - trash
day 2 - fun
day 3 forwards - "they'll buff her a lot and they she'll sit uncontested for a month" - said by increasingly nervous man

nice bait user here's a (you)

How do people get in bronze?
my friend who plays worse than a bot got placed in silver

Super Galaxy rumble to light that fire back in your heart

>locker room
>not fugging in the pool

>tfw no qt petite lewd punk gf

>Heal
>Cooldown increased from 240 seconds to 270 seconds

adcs btfo

>tfw you're sitting in the other thread for like 30 minutes wondering why nobody is posting until it finally dawns on your brainlet self to check what the post count is at

>remove flash from the game
>remove infinity edge from the game
the game is now fun

water is a bad lubricant user, and her hole is already very tight
I'd definitely feel her up a bit in the pool

I just noticed how much i want to fuck Rek'Sai.

>first chest of 8.5
>xayah shard
thanks riot what an improvement

the game is balanced around flash you mong
removing it completely would be a fucking nightmare

But imagine Annie's cute face as she worries that someone migh find out