/scp/ - SCP: Secret Laboratory general

>three scps right up on me RIGHT as super soaker's about to go off
>juking the fuck out of them while charging
>larry gets me a millisecond after it fires
Y'ALL DODGED A FUCKING BULLET

>furfag redditors shilling their servers
How far have we fallen
fuck /v/ mods

I got shot by an insurgent as a d-boy in entrance.

Imagine how I felt.

rip to the guy standing in larry's closet that you inevitably fried

>light to medium roleplay
>roleplay autist
>furfag
>introvert
>brony
>tryhard
>work makes him tired
>desires a hugbox
>posts his full name + town + state + country
>Has a fursona
>Friendly fire off
Jesus Christ get help

...

Fuck this microlag, it's literally impossible to hit someone when they constantly teleport

You fuck with d-bois, you fuck with the SCPs

>5ms
How?

>ntf btfo by d-bois
How it should be.

HEY CROW 4XJ9 EITHER PLAY THE GAME OR FUCKING DISCONNECT YOU CUNT ELSE I START TEAM KILLING YOU ON SIGHT

They need to add just escaping as a win condition for 096. Doesn't he just try to go home after he murders someone? Also everyone bullies him. I'd just want to go home if I were him.

He can't leave unless his owners (Larry and peanut) let him. He's a total beta. He's no better than a zboi

>14/20
>full

whats with all the jojo names

weebs

thank u, that escape we pulled off was beautiful

r8 my OC

I don't get it

>late into the round
>be the last d-boy who managed to avoid multiple SCP and the furries
>sprint past the doc and swerve larry's gay shit into the elevator and to the surface
>Run past the CI who cheer me on chanting "DBOY DBOY DBOY"
>get shot in the back by one of them

I've never been so crushed in a video game before.

was that me?

heh never trust chaos, kid

>Locking an SCP in 012 or 914 as a squad of D-Boys without any of us dying
>Spend at least 30 seconds whooping outside just yelling D BOYS

If you have the robot voice, it was you. Plague Doc said you would lead us to card machine and open the door if we spared you. We tried to escort you out but I don't know if you made it.

>That one guy playing 'Somebody's watching me' on the intercom

you're almost an hour late, faggot

Triggering lanky as a D-boy and watching him go at spawning MTF and throwing a grenade for good measure was the most satisfying thing.

>round takes a while
>SCP locked somewhere
>CI and MTF keep respawning, endless counterstrike

You locked yourselves in too, in a way, unless you can nuke.

>HEY REMEMBER WHEN 096 GOT RAPED IN THAT SANDBOX ARTICLE
>HEY 173 STUN LOCKED 096 LOL HE WAS TOO FAST FOR HIM
>WHO ELSE WANTS TO READ MY 096 FANFICTION I SHILL HERE

I missed when this game was on /v/, servers were plentiful and OC was made daily. Why did they move a flavor of the month game to Veeky Forums, was it because it was too popular?

Incorrect
youtube.com/watch?v=IXeaHrBDAfY

a s c e n d

Thanks for leading us to the doc, GOOK.

>it's an ntf throws a grenade in the elevator episode

Not my immediate problem. Class-D don't plan that far ahead.

thats what you get for playing on an FF server, faggot

The story I keep hearing is that Abib wrote a skip that got rejected and is still bitter about it.

nothing fun ever lasts

At the very least, there's a very small chance fanficposter is a woman. And that means there's a very small chance there's a woman sexually attracted to lanky men that get bullied a lot.

>not being aware of your surroundings and avoiding that gay shit

Whats the server with the cool guys?

>no fun allowed
Don't be so mad shiggy at least you have a character now.

If CI doesnt care about the SCP, why would they want to trigger the nuke?>

What did CI mean by that

>door closes
>grenade is thrown

>plays on non ff server
>calls someone else faggot
I miss /v/

>CI kills you just after you've respawned.
Do what you must, I have alreay won.

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147.135.10.140:7780
147.135.10.140:7780
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

The CI doesn't care about SCPs as in the monsters, but they DO care about the SCP Foundation. They care enough to want to nuke it from within

Why not? There's probably some fucking nerd or furry wandering around down there. Insurgency doesn't have any use for any of the SCPs on site because they can't be controlled or utilized effectively, which is kind of their thing.

Now, if there was a sub objective for Chaos to secure 294, then that'd be funny.

because fuck the foundation lmao

>going down the elevator with whole squad
>not going after and letting nature takes its course

>computer lab gives me keycard
>enter 914 and close the doors
>stare at the wall in the output chamber
>later two eggheads walk in and both of them put cards in
>mfw stealing their shitty major scientist and based facility manager cards
How's that degree working out for you?

>stories pitting SCP against SCP in some kind of cage fight
>implying the foundation would seriously do this

Activating the nuke is the easiest way of ending the round sometimes if some retard scientist or MTF is staring at a wall in 914 the whole round and the SCP infestation is too deep to go further than the nuke silo

Why not lol

>SCP-231-J

>Procedure 110-Montauk:
>1. The six class-D personnel will enter SCP-231-7's containment chamber, holding a suitcase filled with $500,000.00 in cash.
>2. The six D-class personnel will throw the cash at SCP-231-7 in as disorganized and passive-aggressive of a manner as possible.

Threadly reminder that it is UNDENIABLE CANON that:
>SCP-096 and SCP-173 are fraternal twins
>They always fight eachother over petty shit but get together at the end
>SCP-106 is their eldest brother that doesn't get as much attention since they were born
>He's a little bitter but uses his experience to guide them
This was confirmed ages ago, don't even try

>larry
>hit markers left and right
>noone teleports
>finally get killed thank god
>get larry again next round

>Second MTF team
>Get lost in the Offices
holy shit, can they do anything right?

D BOYS BABY WOOOOOO WE ALL MADE IT

147.135.10.140:7780
GET IN HERE 16/20

The first time you get to use the Super Soaker is a magical experience.

I had no idea how to use it, but by the end, Larry and the rest of my squad were on the floor and I was standing there crying.

It's full, faggot

>Be NTF
>SCPs try to fuck with doors
>Im just marking the way with ammometers n disarmers

hotpockets is mad cause his oc osp got rejected

>Scp 239 vs 343
Who the fuck wins?

>find a gun as a scientist/dboy
>die before I get the chance to shoot up 914

Feels bad

>im a boring individual

can someone make a redraw of this but with mtf and chaosboy

>Tfw you pick up a radio as a CI and pretend to be MTF.
>it works

eu spillover and amerigoys join 147.135.10.140:7779 lets get another server full

Assuming 81.11.194.44 is down now due to inactivity.

Was the picture of 049 with huge noodle arms and 106 with stubby arms ever get finished? I went to bed before I could see it done

once I picked up a radio as a dboy, but I forgot that detail and talked to mtf like I was a scientist, guiding them directly to me

Did Europe close?
Oh well, Larry you where a fucker but I got out twice and would have shocked your ass.
If we are nagging drawfags they could do this as well.
D-Boy, Chaos, Nerd, MTF, Mall Cop
Peanut, Larry, Doc and Lankey + Planebois.
Should be enough. In an order that fits of course

yeah was too dead to let it keep running

>Final CI and D-Boi lock themselves in the nuke room, successfully nuking the place
>The rest of the server is NTF
>One has an 0-5 card but refuses to open the nuke room
We've been sitting here for 20 minutes holy shit I hate autists

Kill him and take his card, you tard.

No friendly fire

You're a tard for playing on non ff

Get off the public servers.

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>EUfags killing bane for using a soundboard

Killing him because hes tking

full

But they expected only one of them to the wreckage

but why would he shoot a man before throwing him out of the elevator

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147.135.10.140:7778

7 spots

Has the weird cant hear anyone cant speak glitch been fixed yet I dont wanna keep playing until it is

>being this much of a sperg
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join up, active admins, no ff, good all around ppl.