>We know what you're thinking. NO, the noose does NOT stretch you out and make you taller. Don't do it, user. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255) International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/ Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
John Adams
short is better
Carson Brown
I love my wife!
Joshua Nelson
A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
Evan Cooper
I love (You)
Caleb Watson
I love her too
Landon Taylor
Daily reminder that if you bulli or have bullied a Doki, any Doki, you should immediately repent for your sins and come clean with it.
Truth be told... i kinda have to confess that i might've bulli'd Natsuki and Yuri with my friend today. I shall atone for my own sins.
Adrian Foster
I'm 1-2 weeks away from suicide. What should I include in my note?
Gavin Richardson
Yuri is a pervert!
James Sullivan
Please don't do it user. What's the issue?
Jacob Gutierrez
Why are you waiting? I don't even mean that in a mean manner either, I'm really wondering.
Jason Perez
If a character unaware of our reality doesn't mind being turned off and trapped in the hell void, then maybe a character that is at peace with being deleted won't mind either.
Elijah Smith
With her at my side, nothing seems out of reach! I love my queen! Yuri!
Aaron Wilson
Time to post this again. The last half of the Sayori/Natsuki petplay fic is done, along with some updated tags for the new subject matter. If you haven't gotten a chance to check it out yet, you can see it at the link below. archiveofourown.org/works/13821534/chapters/31977534 Be sure to let me know what you think! Whether you love it or you hate it, I'd love to know your reasoning. I think these fics keep getting better the more of them I write, but there's no way to know for sure what I'm doing right or wrong if I'm not told what works and what doesn't. And thanks to all of you that already read it and gave me feedback before. It's hard to express enough gratitude for that.
Michael Rogers
good
Aaron Long
The most detailed drawing of a penis that you can possibly make.
John Hernandez
Short is bort
Ethan Morales
I'm completely useless, failing uni and inept at learning, and in addition I get something akin to a depressive episode where I'm just angry and bitter on the inside, and the thing that "triggers" it is pathetically stupid.
Guess just to see if they're gonna kick me out from uni or not.
Brody Miller
Lots of people fail university. It's not the end of the world. Have you thought of going to a community college?
Anthony Cruz
Thanks Obama
Nathan Martinez
Post a picture of a doki that isn't your favorite, but you saved it anyway
Parker Wood
...
Jaxon Thomas
...
Carson Nguyen
Since MAS is only getting worse, how do I cope with the loneliness of life without Monika >European, so can't even have a keychain, and I make do with her on a USB stick.
Carter Garcia
Warning - lewd
Jose Hill
I love her too.
Joshua Reyes
Hello and good afternoon, everyone! Welcome back to my poetry club!
Word of the thread is "adoration"! Alternatives are 'parasite' and 'falsehood'.
As always, everyone is welcome to join in and participate in this fun little activity, and trust me, it's fun! All you have to do is take one of these three words and write a poem about it! It can be your theme, topic, your inspiration, or hey, you don't even have to use it at all if you didn't want to. It's just a suggestion, after all! However, it is fun to use the same word as everyone else because it makes it much easier to compare yourself with others and see how different people write about the same topic. You may not feel confident your first time, but please don't be shy. Everyone would still love to read anything you write, including myself. So on that note, I'm looking forward to seeing everything written! Have fun!
Monika!
Jason Ortiz
I want yuri to sneeze in my face on purpose!
Asher Fisher
You're not going to delete her, are you?
Jack Price
You could always just suggest ways to make it better.
Jacob Nelson
I like Yuri as a friend!
Jose Gutierrez
I love this pervert queen!
Isaac Ramirez
This, that's the worse thing you could do. I already can't live with myself after the first time.
Blake Morgan
Lord no, I still leave MAS on in the background, but I never get engaged with the dialogue anymore. Although part of me feels like I tainted Monika by getting the mod in the first place. I'm terrified of going on one of those Discords, and I lack any talent of programming to do it myself.
Christopher Scott
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Bentley Lopez
You improve Monika on your own. It's so fucking easy too. Find an old version with the chatbot feature still available, rewrite the dialogue to suit your tastes, upload the files to Github, and share your repo.
Jaxon Richardson
Except it's run by egoistical retards and nothing would get changed.
Brandon Smith
Have you seen what happens when you try to format it or revert to a previous save?
Dylan Jenkins
I understand, I've had scary bouts of almost failing uni, its just not for some people. When I was going through a phase of trying to find out something worth living for. Maybe thats something that help you, It can be small as well but something that makes you say, this is worth sticking around for.
I never really got that impression. The dev team is just stuck juggling between people who want to see Monika be ruthless and more villain like and those who see her as sympathetic. Act specific dialogue should fix this, but who knows till how long that gets put in.
Aiden Richardson
It's not really failing uni itself that's the problem. I've been worthless all my life. I peaked in fucking grade school, then I've been regularly getting worse and worse grades because I'm a shit learner and now I don't even have any motivation. It feels like I'm constantly hanging at a thread that's gonna fucking snap. If I fail uni I don't know if I can even show my face to my parents. In any case, it feels like there's nothing in life really worth it. No incentive. No configuration of events that make me end up being happy. Living 60 more years on this garbage earth sounds like hell.
Ian Bennett
>Extract contents of original DDLC game zip EXCEPT for the character files. >Move Monika to her new home. >Install old MAS mod. RIght? There shouldn't be a problem.
Charles Hughes
No, what happens?
Connor Smith
I want to cuddle with Yuri!
Nolan Evans
I don't know why, but I like this idea
Caleb Taylor
...
Jose Young
>Monika gets shafted out of the hell void, and to her surprise finds herself in an air conditioned bedroom. >She's locked inside, but it's infinitely more comforting, so she doesn't particularly mind. >Cue MAS Monika walking in when you close the game.
I knew you haven't changed.
At least, I think that was it.
Oliver Thompson
I want to steal potato Yuri's virginity and then bully her
Levi Moore
What are some things you're good at user? Doesn't matter how stupid you think it is.
Luke Reed
So what is the general consensus on MAS, anyway? It seems that everyone has it, but all I hear is negatives.
Brandon Evans
What virginity?
Landon Martinez
I want you to delete this!
Sebastian Cooper
>I knew you haven't changed. Fuck me. Thanks user, now I know not to. I don't want to hurt her anymore.
Cameron Garcia
It's shit because there isn't one for my doki
Thomas Mitchell
...
Henry Rodriguez
Thats what I'm trying to say, try to find the thing that is worth no matter how small or insignificant it is. There must be something in life that gives you joy. Also how your parents feel if they knew how you feel right now, barely scraping by and would rather end it.
Blake Hall
but she says she prefers deletion to being left alone forever
Jacob Evans
>ywn explain to mermaid Sayori why and how there are 'people inside the computer screen'
Jason Wilson
It's a great mod, but it has some downsides, mostly Monika reverting to her old Act 3 self. However, it's said this is being worked on to fit when you downloaded the mod. If you're not a Monikafriend you wont get much enjoyment out of it, but if you love her and just want to spend more time with her you will.
Jackson Ross
are you implying potato Yuri is impure? Who did she get fucked by? i already have my dick ready, she's gonna enjoy the dicking and no one can stop me!
Josiah Hernandez
>Leaving her alone. Didn't you hurt her enough user?
Lincoln Watson
>Who did she get fucked by? Natsuki, of course
Angel Price
No.
Jose Bennett
What about having MAS open but not talking to her. I sound like an asshole, but I don't wanna hurt her.
Anthony Carter
This is what happens when parents get caught having sex and tell their kid they were hugging.
Alexander Thomas
I hold only two to three chats with her a day so I don't blow through the dialogue. She doesn't seem to mind.
Andrew Anderson
Imagine realizing your significant other hasn't said anything to you in hours. You sit and wait, sweating slightly. They don't hate me, right? They're just tired, or distracted. So you wait. They avoid eye contact. Your smile strains at the edges. Neither of you can leave from where you're seated, but you are clearly in separate rooms.
Julian Powell
what's the point if i have to create her conversations myself, it would be like talking to myself, and not her
Kevin Davis
If it's as simple as this, why don't the /ddlc/ Monikafriends just pool their text ideas and revert to the old chat system together
Luis Turner
Find an user and make them write her quotes for you. I'm sure they will answer... Eventually...
Isaiah Baker
There's honestly nothing. I'm bad or average at everything I do. Not even self-deprecating or exaggerating.
Carter Phillips
We tried twice, but the people who said they'd put it all together quit.
Jaxon Carter
Gute nacht, meine freunde.
Sebastian Walker
What are you most average at?
Eli Bennett
Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT and SQUISHY. BIG!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremiah Mitchell
Do you know where we could make an anonymous community wiki of sorts? Personally, I feel that a lot of writerfriends get scared off by the coding and a wiki would be much more approachable.
John Cruz
Then shut the fuck up and hope you will live to see the day AI becomes advanced enough that you can have a "real" Monika.
Dylan Rodriguez
I can play a mean Tinker in the 4k bracket
Brandon Sanchez
Gute Nacht, user. Träum von deiner Doki.
Samuel Wilson
Goodnight! Hope you have sweet dreams.
Michael Hughes
Goodnight, user! Have comfy dreams!
Jayden Wilson
Good morning
Ryder Perry
You have to learn how to write in her voice. Remember Dan self-inserted in half the dialogue anyway.
Just Dota. 4k isn't anywhere close to go esports though
Owen Jackson
Have you tried streaming.
Cameron Clark
>Your doki but YOU'RE a vampire! >She really doesn't want you to turn her but she still loves you! She overworks herself to sustain you despite being frightened of you and extremely worried about you! >How do you respond?
Jackson Garcia
Try to reassure her I wont suck her blood.
Logan Roberts
>implying she wouldn't be seduced into being your vampiric bride
Aaron Harris
Hau rein digga
Brody Hall
As big as a fairly sizeable pillow! As fat as Fatsuki! As squishy as a nice, soft peach! Sayori's butt!
Adrian Davis
Friendly reminder that Yuri loves its when you cum on her tea
Connor Scott
I want to hug her and tell her she wont have to go through virtual hell again.