/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

One day, bros. One day I shall fap to Medb.

Wew at least he has SR stats with all that investment.
Still it's unbelievable how bad he is. His NP is the very definition of shit and that skill that boosts up his two Quick cards until he fucking dies is absolutely hilarious to watch in action.

What are the fgo ovas? There was grand order and then moonlight lostroom. Any more?

Nothing. He's just a redditor. I'm pretty sure the SEAmonkey that raped Kawasumi was the only other dude.

>settling for anything less than a 5* starter account

>figma

reminder to not listen to fags who say Dantes is bad!

Lily killed a man.

yeah, you should've saved for a scale

This will be the best singularity yet.

i'll summon her meme tickets.

Did you know that Manjew doesn't gain anything from NP1 to 5? It's literally the same thing except he can overcharge more, kek.

why are figmas so expensive now? I swear they used to be a lot cheaper...

Inflation.

>people actually take this shit seriously
This is why everyone laughs at /alter/

>He doesn't want smug liberation

>Geronimo: Tell me, king of inventors. What do you think of your country?
>Edison: Oho, well. It is one of the things I treasure most, a true world of opportunity! It makes "You can do anything you wish if you set your mind to it." become true. It is built off of hopes and dreams--
>Geronimo: Or the suffering of my people?
>Edison: I--
>Geronimo: ...I don't hold grudges, do not worry. I believe in forgiveness for all. However, I also value the truth greatly. It is true that the people who yearned for the New World were that of large hopes and dreams, but the way they attained it...they lost their way.
>Edison: ...
>Geronimo: They have a name for your kind-- "White Devil". Though I suppose you yourself would be more of a furry devil. White, representing purity, righteousness, thus they believed everything they did was for the best. They gave no second thought to all the people they trampled over on their path to a new world for themselves. Whether it was my tribe, or brothers from across the sea-- they were all mere tools for the white man. King of inventors...America, as you put it, and everything it stands for-- represents every sin of mankind. I just wanted to get all of this off my chest before you go around having pride for your people and country.
>Edison: I...I don't know what to say. You have my most sincere apologies for what my people did to you. Y-You're right...America may not be quite as glorious as I remember.
>Geronimo: That may be true.
>quote from the singularity

Ameribros...I...

Feet are disgusti-

I can't stop

-ng

I love figma but this is pretty bad

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That day is today user.

>feet and jalterniggers

only /pol/ can save this thread

It's almost poetic don't you think?

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I really don't care for any of the 5* servants at the moment. My favorite servant from the VN is Herc and honestly I'm just happy to have him for now.

It looks like the damage multiplier goes from 2>3 at NP5.
You're right in that there's no change outside of overcharging until until you get 5 copies though. And lord knows no one is actually going to use him for anything besides the Accel Zero drop bonus.

already got it, fuck off

>die after 5 turns
b-bros?

Nice

Fate Grand Order x Himuro no Tenchi 7-nin no Saikyou Ijin Hen
And that two Live Action

>ctrl+f "jalter"
>1 result

That's the spirit, I rerolled for EMIYA.
Then I got Waver, but I didn't reroll for him.

Feet are great, faggots who make posts cutting of the last 2 letters can fuck off though.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

No, I feel sick, I caught a cold it seems.

kek NA will shutdown after this

>spicanon learns real american history for the first time
Boy next youre gonna tell me the niggers were slaves!

*inhales*

>feet OP in /fgog/
>people just go about their day as usual

>feet OP in /alter/
>some autist has to sperg out every time

Please don't be in Japan

>tfw honestly surprised that no one has compiled the actual Tier List, which is Servants ranked from 10 - 0 on a For You scale

I wish every servant was an amputee so feetfags would finally leave

>turn 5
>holy shit these quick cards are actually great
>die

Best boy
youtube.com/watch?v=r3UczVe8Ms8

I want Medb to eat me and then shit out my dissolved remains

>slaves
No, they just invested in American timeshares called plantations. Leave your revisionist history out of this.

*ack*

there is a graph for that

Not yet but in one month, wannabe fax-kun poster.

How well does Kiri pair with best boy for NP memes?

You know you have to do it now, right user?
Be the hero you were meant to be!

Cant wait the Japs doing something about the rape of Nanking or unit 731

...Oh wait :^)

>they are replaced by amputee fetishists

Not a numerical scale, but it is the closest you get

how do we save onichan from their dead game?

why is she sad

Banana is not a virgin?

Because most of it is highly up to interpretation

>Ereshkigal
>Virgin
lol

d'Eon's not a virgin? How do you figure that?

>hates you
o-oh...
where's BB, Melt and Passionlip?

this is so wrong that it hurts

altera is for you

Okeanos made me think Euryale was not that bad
Am I wrong?

>neet isn't for (you)
Could this day get any worse?

This chart is way worse than the memelist, almost everything about it is straight up bullshit.

user...

They went out to get some Italian food.

FUCK OFF, FATE APOCRYPHA IS NOT CANON FFS! JEANNE IS MY ETERNAL WAIFU AND SHE IS FOR ME AND ME ONLY

All onis are degenerate drinkers who love to get drunk during parties, there is no way she has not lost it by some male oni while she was shitfaced
>thinking that a degenerate tranny would be a virgin
lol

Sniffing Eresh's sweaty clothes while she's in the shower!

3 slots left!
944,466,370

>Tamamo Cat not a virgin
Nigga I will cut you.

isn't the NEET supposed to be an accurate representation of their playerbase(horny nerds that want to fuck everyone)?

>just put 2030 on everyone
>non LB'd mona lisa
disgusting

>level 60 Cu
0/10 won't add.

Honestly, given Mash is only going to live for ~2 years thanks to her demi-servant fusion Gudao should just make like the dude from Utawarerumono and put a baby in her. Tends to add value and meaning to a terminally-ill woman's life if she's able to reproduce, and the kid itself would be OP as fuck.

Kaleidoletbro....

We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!

That's a nice edgy seiba but you should really put a kaleido on your santa instead of the non-MLB mona lisa

>any Tamamo
>virgin

choose one
all the tamamo 9 are from the original tamamo no mae, who was not a virgin, therefore by extension cat is not a virgin either

>Jeanne "Was gangraped by the english and is mad about it" Alter is a virgin
k

nice saber but where's waver with bond CE?

Ereshkigal is definitely a virgin, unlike Ishtar. She spent all of her time being lonely and hated in the underworld for doing her job and rarely, if ever, got to go to the surface. She's despised for the most part for her duty and is described as a sheltered and oblivious girl. She wants to meet someone who knows exactly who she is but doesn't let that status effect how they treat her.

Honestly, Ereshkigal's probably one of the most pure FGO girls in heart and action.

thank the spicbros for sharing this shit with all 50 members of their families

Isn't Medusa's form before the rape, so she's still a virgin?

When's this booty comin'?