League of Legends General - /lolg/

Good old days edition
Last Thread: >Very useful links
eyosongive.us - For all things /lolg/, though we're pretty sure Watsu is dead at this point.
surrenderat20.net - For any and all PBE updates.
lolalytics.com - If you like looking at raw data for each champion's win and playrates and at other players' data,this is for you.
op.gg - More tidied up and has the same functions as lolalytics, with emphasis on player profiles (and stalking). Also good for quick runepage building.

>Patch Notes [updated two to two weeks]
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-85-notes
>Compare Your Connection With Lag Report
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/riot-games/editorial/compare-your-connection-lag-report
youtu.be/d3xRBpAHnRQ
>March Sales Schedule [updated on a monthly basis]
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/march-sales-schedule-1
>Champion and Skin Sales [updated on a weekly basis]
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-0306-0309-0
>Free Champion Rotation [updated on a weekly basis]
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/champions-skins/free-rotation/new-free-champion-rotation-camille-tahm-kench-taliyah-and-more

Join us in the /lolg/ Official Stream (Cylol) for any esports matches, find the link on Eyoson
OP pastebin (for your convenience): pastebin.com/xRitLHMV

Never bully your support!
Honor your support every game!

Whats a good champ to play if I want the enemy team to hate me to the point of wishing death on my mother?

Name one(1) good buff this season.

>tfw no fertile angel gf

Always bully your support

Teemo, singed, heimer, veigar, blitz, tryndamere, master yi.

You don't need to win the game, just push their shit in so hard to the point they melt down in /all chat.

Lazunami is a chick?

This cute little fox is about to obliterate your team starting next patch

Say something nice about her!

hey op you stupid fuck thats not Janna's beta square this is

My KDA
Your Face!

>tfw no ball draining fallen angel gf

why was old LoL art SO MUCH BETTER

If you're not a shitter, play Yasuo.

>birdio

fistbot vs flightless bird

I hope you are ready for the great Lucian'ing Kai'sa is about to get complete with absolute shitstain retards saying Kai'sa was "SLEEPER OP ALL ALONG"

>League voice

Would you eat her pizza?

is that annie in the background?

its forced no less if you have a party

annie and pug'maw

party only I think
imagine how much this autistic playerbase would implode if voice became the standard for soloq

id rather eat her pussy

>that waist/hip/ass proportions

I hate drawfags so much.

DUDE LE FUTA MEME

kill yourself
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It's a lens effect combined with a sweater wrapped around her waist
Calm your autism

>Apologize since I don't have enough money on me
>"maybe there's another way you can pay me user?"

If she takes more than 30 minutes do I get to eat her ass instead?

aight post a splash art for me to fap to, must be females and no yordles or annie or overall short girls

got u m8

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>Get stomped all night
>Desperate for one win before I go to sleep
>Get a win
>Its a surrender at 20 total fucking unsatisfying stomp

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I like how Kai'sa plays.

I also liked Gun God MF.

if odds you add it in

So you have bad tastes then

She's like Vayne but less autistic tunnel vision hypy

>t.support main

apparently if you have 5 rakans on a single person they cant do a single thing

No!
2 can play this game you won't get any shields and idc if we lose!

This is the ultimate waifu.

You may not like it, but this is what peak waifuness looks like.

wish I could hug her

You better spam those shields you slut or you're getting bent over and fucked raw.

WITNESS TRUE STRENGTH

>tfw banner is useless again
sad times

>it's another "enemy azir/oriana/anivia/lux somehow gets fed early and just waveclears forever until you lose" episode
Just bring back assassin meta again. At least that shit was interactive.

Make sure to have a wonderful and swell night, Anons!

>2013, be utter shit at the game
>Play top Teemo for a while; get used to gank patterns, different playstyles, and overall cancer
>Go to support, do better in more games than usual
>Play top Urgot all the time now; im 24% less shit
>Go back to support, its even easier now

Is top lane the best teaching role, as far as laning is concerned?

But that's for your team not the enemy's

everybody thinks their waifu is the best and everybody is right!

Numero Uno vs Shitty burst mage
we won morde with 40% chance, the other 3 randoms wanted rengar

Lmao you know theyre pulling all the changes tomorrow and then trying a version where she's Akali: Furry Edition and all of her power is loaded into her ult
Putting the Q's movespeed on her passive, removing the heal bullshit and only giving her 2 stacks to her ult would balance her completely. Afterward you can give her W an actual damage ratio and make significantly more damage from the three flames all hitting the same target, or at least better targetting AI for them.

why the fuck would i ever go phase rush even on champions that can actually use it when i can just go fucking comet or aery and get guaranteed constant value for less work and higher payoff

>guaranteed constant value
>>Comet
?

When you're playing Darius

No! And if you call me a slut again I am leaving the lane!

How did a cutie like Remy get to be such a buttslut?

even on darius its like why, what is the point

i can just go aery and do more damage, and all darius cares about is damage anyway

or just go aftershock, or grasp. Hell I’d take fucking glacial augment over this fucking dumbass keystone

imagine cumming all over this tight midriff

And where do you think you're gonna go? You'll just get spam pinged to leave any other lane.

>get 5 stacks as darius
>enemy blitz pulls me into them

>dude why is an unkitable darius important?

Because my dear silver surfer certain champions don't need more damage to function. And for people like Darius getting massive slow resistance with a large MS buff is far more valuable than 100 bonus damage on a 20 second cooldown. The top Darius player in the world takes Phase Rush every single game.

any of you nibbas here wanna play some normals with me? add me IGN: 2toxic4thisworld

>be carrying as jhin
>have a thresh support
>every time I die, thresh is nearby and doesnt even try to throw a lantern
>every teamfight thresh has 2 actives, locket and redemption, never used a single one
>every time
I honestly can't believe it
some people need to be stoned to death

Lore may be dead but their last story on Icathia was really good.

>pizzas make same sounds as other skins
Why is she delivering me a pizza with razor blades in them?

>mage doesn't run away from camille with her second Q ready

>Kai'sa only has 27 images on paheal

What is going on here?
Kai'sa fits into like 5 or 6 fetishes, yet she's got no fucking art. I know she's new and all, but it should be way faster than this.

Hell, I think Brigitte from Overwatch has more (and better) lewds already.

>not cumming inside Jinx
nigga

>vayne skin: the champ
>with floaty speaker things
idk why they bothered desu

I know this is hard to understand, and I need you to follow me on this one, but- no content creators still give a shit about LoL anymore.

That and overwatch is still hottest new meme while League got stale last two years

Idc :) !
None disrespects me!

> Saijax Cail-Rynx Kohari Icath’un peaces the fuck out when the Void starts spreading
>Axamuk Var-Choi Kohari Icath’or does not
>Axamuk Var-Choi Kohari Icath’or eventually loses who he is because mutation
>Can infer that Saijax Cail-Rynx Kohari Icath’un is mutating, but still has his egg-loving, warrior personality, and now goes by "Jax"

It was a good read

>overwatch

because outside of her character design she's boring as fuck

>be adc
>surrounded by my entire fucking team
>assassin gets to walk up to me for an entire 5 seconds and my team doesn't even try to help me
>lose
fuck this game holy shit, I can't even stand where my team is at and get my last couple of gold to carry their sorry asses because they have no concept of I am doing all of the fucking damage

M8, I'd completely forgotten about lol until a few months ago when some friends started pestering me to play it. /lolg/ are the only threads left on the entire website, even the porn threads are ghost towns. Meanwhile they have to split the ow threads because they flood so much stuff.

Yasuo has the worst case of shaco syndrome
their Yasuo can literally 1v9 while our Yasuo keeps getting killed by Annie
how do we fix that champion's play base

Why do I see some top laners grabbing relic shield?????

Tell me more about masked man
why does he use a lamp
no, but seriously, why

>5 leblancs
>theyre all still useless

Last thing left from his destroyed home
it was just a lamp post... autist uses it like a weapon and calls it last light of Icathia to honor his fallen homeland

>M8, I'd completely forgotten about lol
You're a nobody on a thread that has more generals then any other and yet you are talking like you are the ram in the sheep field

Overhype is dying faster then any game out and only has porn on 3 main cast to keep it alive in the porn area. tourneys are as bought viewers as CS:GO

League is played more than OW by various metrics and beat out OW and everything else in viewers on Twitch despite OW's "grand debut" in the e-sports circuit.

Just because it's piss easy to regurgitate shitty SFM scenes for the game doesn't mean it's more popular.

>12 deaths

>get triple kills across the map
>some faggot keeps throwing up a surrender vote

13 and some change

one for all made me realize that kennen is just a worse version of katarina

wow never noticed how TIGHT Leblanc was

at least you are not the 2/13 morde

Cut the crit from his passive. Make his dashes have a charge regeneration rate, hold 5 max.

Watch the edgemasters dump him.

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She's boring as fuck in her character design too

>Play Kayle
>Save shitter ADC's from Zedsplat
>Receive Honors
I just wish all her skins had Aether Wing's AA's.

stealth is a goddamn mistake
>hurr durrr i'm trash but by virtue of U CANT C MEE I can kill you

i feel like thats the reason nobody plays morde
the recommended tells you to go protobelt/gunblade when thats a terrible idea in terms of trying to win

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