/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! Thread #404

Okay, I messed up. I meant to put #544, but the thread name/number came up in the subject line automatically, and I was in a rush so I forgot to proof read it. It must have been from the last thread I made.

So yeah, Real thread number is 544.

I hate Natsuki

The game makes it out that every girl except Monika has mental problems but actually Monika is suffering from a specific mental illness herself.

She exhibits
>belief the world is actually fake and not real and the people around her aren't real
>belief that she's the only true person in the world
>belief that her actions can warp reality or someone is warping her reality
>fixated on a single delusion or conspiracy that dominates her life

She's actually Schizophrenic

>all that hair everywhere
Amazing work, my friend

>Knock knock

Is it Knuckles?

Monika is a fucking slut

It's me the Ratboy Genius

nighty night. Dream of taking Monika to the beach in a lewd or wholesome way please!

user but still missing Christmas even though it was three months ago!
Missing that comfy cold weather!
Missing the christmas songs!
Missing the night starting at 4 in the afternoon!
Missing being happy!
Nothing seems fun anymore!
Anything he does is just a distraction from wanting to sudoku!
He's not afraid of the pain that might come from it anymore! The only thing he's afraid of is going to hell for eternity! Becoming a shitty tree in the seventh circle of hell sounds even less desirable than what he is now!
Feeling only a waning comradery with other anons!

Welp, I expected lewd(not necessarily explicit lewd though), but not the lower part. Closed it before the whole thing completely loaded, but that was not pleasant.

Don’t bully Sparky

I thought it was loneliness, since she could prove all that other shit was real by doing it

...

JUST WHY

Delete this, user.

Jacking off to your literature club members again, Yuri?

GAY!!!!!!!!

This was actually kind of hard to read through because, having a lot of friends who are female, I have heard a fair amount of stories about "nice guys"

I have cheezits

Wew lad

If you just pretend that's some black guy's dick it's a little easier to look at

Oh wow! That was a very informative game! Yes, informative indeed! After the classic Steinitz variation opening, I was doing fairly well! But no, the tide of the game was soon to turn against my favor! Monika forced my bishops into positions where they were practically useless! And by then, my knights were not able to control squares that were meaningful! My king was in danger, but castling would put him at even greater risk! So Monika cornered me with her pieces! Struck where the bishops could not defend! What an attack! What genius, truly! A very quick checkmate by Monika! I love it when Monika shows me new tricks! I love it when Monika beats me with those tricks! I love playing Chess with Monika! And losing! Monika! I love Monika!

>be you
>see a literal shit post
>hmm, maybe I should I just report this and move on?
>nah, I'll give it a (You)! It totally won't come back for more!

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

Alright, last post of this fic in honor of the lewd hours. The Sayori and Natsuki petplay fic is now complete.

archiveofourown.org/works/13821534/chapters/31785105

I wound up running with the idea a lot further than I'd expected to, but I think it worked out pretty nicely. I haven't gotten any negative comments thus far, but don't let that stop you from speaking up if you didn't like it. Whether you loved it or you hated it, I'd appreciate knowing what worked and what didn't. Feedback is the only way to make sure these fics get better in the future.

And I said it last thread, but thanks again to everyone that reads through my stuff and lets me know what they thought. Feedback is king.

I wasn’t missing Christmas until I read through your post

i'd totally save that image if it was made properly

I hate it because i am ashamed to get a boner from it, monika would be jealous

...well, after that colossal failure of bread baking, I'm just gonna go to sleep now.

Good night, /ddlc/.
>Sparky has 404'd

To be fair, I did both. I was also technically trying to somewhat indirectly warn people it was unpleasant explicit lewd.

We all make mistakes user. Sleep it off. Sweet dreams!

Goodnight user. Don't fret it too much. We still love you.

Well scat is the logical evolution of brap

>I hate it because i am ashamed to get a boner from it
Sounds like someone did a great job, huh?
I read it yesterday.
The only thing I didn't like was how Sayori was a bit too eager to please.
Like, she was so dang enthusiastic it felt slightly unnatural, even for her.
But other than that, it's pretty much perfect, really.

I could only ignore it for so long, but that fact that it is my doki only inspired rage in me.
what upsets me more about the log is thae fact that the bowl is full of piss, to overflowing, either she's been in there too long, or she pissed an ungodly amount. Either way upsets me.

What did Erika see?

>implying I didn't report his post

I haven't played the game

I'm sorry for freaking out on you, user. Have a good night, and sleep well. You did great nonetheless, and your drawing is awesome. You're a good person, and you didn't do anything wrong.

We love you.

Jesus that one post, let's detox.
>see this
what do?

Nah, it's okay m8
All will be forgiven especially if you draw more Yuri!

"nice guys" stories are the best

Goodnight Sparky. Have dreams of zapping to the extreme.

The new refinement for Seiglinde

I really fucking love my wife

pull her out

Natsuki's penis

How would I help Monika sleep? Probably sing softly to her. I do a mean Sinatra.

Can I tell Monika to transform into my waifu instead?

i'm still making up my mind, but i'm seriously leaning towards pulling her out.

...

I hold and sing her to sleep, simple as that.

Aye, fair enough.
Still, I think replying to bait is always a bad idea, regardless of intentions.

>he actually studied it in great detail
Lol'd. It's almost as if you enjoy suffering.

Your doki but you can't cum without her permission

I'd embrace her tightly, caress her cheeks and hair gently while telling her in a whispered tone that I love her, how much I appreciate her snd how beautiful she is.
I think Sayori would like that.

Thank you. Maybe I'll write somethign with Monika at some point.

Yeah, that was something I was worried about. I realized about three-quarters of the way through that I was focusing really hard on Natsuki and not nearly as much on Sayori. I think that might be a consequence of focusing on multiple characters, but I think I could have handled it a lot better if I I put more focus on it.

But thank you. I'll be sure keep that in mind for my future fics.

Pull her out, embrace her.

>No oppai loli
Apparently your research wasn't that good you fuck

>How would you help your Doki go to sleep?
>Natsuki
I usually sleep on my back so I'd get her to rest her head on my chest so she can hear my heart beat. And I would just gently run my fingers through her hair till she fell asleep. That or give her warm milk.

>How would you help your Doki go to sleep?
Spooning, running my fingers along her side or through her hair and telling her I love her before kissing her on wherever I can reach

>How would you help your Doki go to sleep?
By lying next to her and hoding her.
Or maybe by giving her headpats/scalp massage, I heard that might feel soothing.

Upgraded for you

I would ask her if she needs any help getting out, before kissing her! And then probably knocking everything off of my desk as I pull her out, only to hug her and keep her close! I would probably start crying, before showing off my cute girlfriend to my parents! And then asking if she could stay!

That sounds wonderful! Take care of your beloved Moni, okay?

Wholesome! I love it, user!

Monika knows what's best!

Wholesome loving with your Doki! Taking care of her and helping her to sleep!

WHOLESOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL! You are awesome, user!

I feel like she'd be shy but very loving of that, user! Make her happy and help her sleep well!

Yuri would just love to be beside you, user! Anything you do would help her sleep!

>Okay, Everyone!
>Good night!~ I'm so tired, I'm sure you can tell in my responses! Ahaha~

Goodnight lad, you see and take care now. Have a good one

*laughs in +def Leo*

Doki dreams to (You), then

Good night user. Have good dreams of your Moni.

why aren't you posting best doki, /ddlc/?

During the main menu song.. which Doki is the one saying "Doki doki!" ??

Here she is
Look at that cute smile

I gotcha my man.

Here you go.

how do i stop hating myself so much

Sounds like all of them to me

Sure, I'll start

Find something you love about yourself, then build off of that.

Hate everyone else more!

user but not going all out!
Lacking the energy to photoshop totally silly images only tangentially related to DDLC!
Not writing either fics or greentexts!
Hardly responding to others' posts despite them being worthy of his time!
Rolling his eyes at memes he once loved!
Perhaps a meme he once created, long ago!
Long ago when he was a different, better, stronger person!
user!

best beach

>Your doki
>Your opinion about gay people adopting children

i have no redeeming qualities outside of being self aware enough to realize how worthless my life is

>He has a stepping stool
Actual image of Project Libitina in development

hi monika

The pizza is ready

Terrible idea!
They've proven they can't even preform the most basic function of procreation! They shouldn't be trusted with raising a child! God forbid they rub off! They shouldn't even be considered people, desu!

>Monika
>As long as they are a loving couple with no mental problemsapart from the one they haveI'm fine with it.

No idea. But when I start feeling it, I try to remind myself that this hate isn't going to fix anything and I'd be better off doing/thinking of anything else.

>tfw we never got no official Yuri toes
It's unfair bros

Dan Salvato always make me kek so hard. I hope you post more of these, /ddlc/

idk man because I should've been in bed like an hour or 2 ago and now I'm just lurking?

?

That's pretty bull. Everyone has something they're good at, doesn't matter how menial it is. Are you sure there's NOTHING you're above average at?