/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Brigitte, a hybrid support / tank hero, is now on the PTR
>it's pronounced "brih-gee-tuh"
playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/brigitte/
youtube.com/watch?v=R8jVjBDcV4M
youtube.com/watch?v=K_m8fcJb5tE

>also, everybody gets a free StarCraft-themed Widowmaker skin
But how, you ask?
>simply log in to Overwatch between now and April 3rd to unlock it

>Latest PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Hero item checklists for all events
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

>Previous thread:

>New hero: Kikyo
>Daughter of Angela and Genji
>Support-DPS hybrid
>200 HP
>M1: throws magic healing needles infused with Shimada dragon energy, doesn't need to reload, throws two needles per second for 25 health each
>M2: throws poisoned needles that apply damage over time, same fire rate as M1
>E: hold to draw two fans to collect incoming attacks with Shimada dragon magic, release to expel the energy from the attacks as an AoE blast that heals allies and damages enemies based on how much damage was absorbed, can be active for up to three seconds or until a certain amount of damage is absorbed, at which point the blast is automatically released, takes 50% less damage while releasing the blast
>shift: quickly hover forwards a short distance
>Q: upon activation, for a certain amount of time you can press Q on an enemy or an ally, this will link them, any damage the linked enemy takes will be returned to the linked ally as healing, and any healing done to the linked ally will be returned to the linked enemy as damage. the link persists for a couple seconds after line of sight is broken. you can change which ally/enemy is linked at any time during the duration
>can wallclimb but not double jump
>is a cutie

JUSTICE

first for xqcuck

This game makes me think I'm going blind.

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post the saddest shit you got

you share this general with people like how does it make you feel?

I try to just ignore it.
In the moments when I do think about it, I feel deep, deep concern.

Does damage boosting a Dva after she ults give any extra benefit to the ults explosion?

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is there a story to this?

yes
nano applies too, but you have to nano the baby d.va, not the mech

Doesn’t surprise or bother me nearly as much as some of the impossibly retarded shit I see people do in the actual game

LOL

We NEED a cute male healer

no it's just a crying Lucio
i don't save much sad shit because it's sad

I like my wife Fareeha very much

But Zen is already in the game

nothing more satisfying than pinning a tracer for a rein

I like it, I like the sadness.

Dont worry user-kun, il protect you.

Whipping around and killing a nanoboosted, ulting Genji by hitting him in midair with a rocket.

>swooce in as doomfist
>uppercut and rocketpunch them into a wall while in midair

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thanks doc

I love Tracer.

>slamming Genji into a wall right after he panic-deflected

>Whipping around and killing a nanoboosted, ulting Genji by hitting him in midair with your dick.
ftfy

>Dashing into the air to rape Pharah midair
ftfy

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I want to bully Widowmaker until she cries!

kill those smelly niggers and slimy kikes, am i right or what!!

try me

*unzips*

>Drinking wine at a shitty diner
>Not even holding the glass by the stem

So....French

tranny up, my tards! overwatch play of the game, giant female penis warframe

well you're not wrong...

>In this poignant moment we caught Lucio learning of his radius nerf...it was then that he died.

-AAUGH!

I want to penismercy until she Cums

what’s up pedophiles

Nothing beats when you peek around a corner and shoot a single Torb bullet, immediately start walking away, and it smokes someone dead in the teeth for the most stylish kill possible

>fall asleep during Shock v Fuel last night
>wake up this morning
>Fuel for fucked by Shock
HAHAHAHHAHAHA-
>Valiant somehow lost to Gladiators
How in the fucking world? How the fuck a team that was one KOTH round away from stage playoffs lose to a bunch of fags whose only merit is not being as pathetic as Mayhem?

Valiant didn't take it seriously since they underestimated them.

Glads ain’t bad

would you cut off kaplan’s penis and balls with a hot knife?

>never a day where both shanghai and mayhem don't play

I feel bad for them but I just want a day of 3 good matches.

what else would you expect out of overjew: lootbox nigtard simulator

I wish I could play her.

No. I would fondle them

>you will never savor a long whiff of brigitte’s sweaty and greasy cornhole

i’d like to grip them firmly and squeeze them until they burst like two worthless grapes

who hurt you

...competitive solo queue

She's not into degenerates like you, commit suicide

Sleep tight Reinhardt

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U G L Y
W H O R E

any and all of jew kkkaplan’s characters’ assholes are ripe for the sublime sniffing

Don't shes slow.

Moth-slut

a turd of immense mass and density slowly sliding out of brigitte’s sweaty and unwashed pucker as she stifles a grunt or two

How do I date Lena?

>not charging up a right click with Zen and shooting at a random location and getting a kill
There's nothing better than that feeling of 'that other guy must fucking hate me right now'

Grow a vagina

m-more... p-please...

you have to activate the jewish scat sigil so you can get the sundried foreskin Jeff Kaplan Brand armour augment from your next freemium loot box

Moths are cute

it's pretty easy haha

Not that one though

Nothing more satisfying than playing Mercy and servicing your teammates' thick healthbars

Is sombra a butt slut?

Suicide. Is it really the only way to acquire true happiness with your waifu?

Yes. All waifufags should follow this advice.

I'm serious. Unless there's a way to lucid dream for eternity I can't imagine how I could spend rest of my life with Brigitte

Sounds like you need a coma or extreme drugs

You'll get bored of her a werk after release. Dumb flavor of the month lover

real emo hours FeelsBadMan

Some user told me that lucid dreaming is a nice way. I've already downloaded some books and I'll start practicing soon. It's my only chance, and I guess it's better than getting shifaced and outing myself one day, at least now I have something to live for.

When will they reveal Junkrat has a vagina?

What is he reacting to?

Like what drugs?

I dont need to main her to love her

LSD, Heroin or Shrooms

Those dont sound like drugs that would be beneficial for my needs

He's biological male

They do induce hallucinations, cloeset you'll get

t. Fucked an alien on shrooms

Junkrat was born a sheila. Just fucking wait until it’s revealed and the shit storm that will come after.

Deflecting a rocket in mid air and hitting the Pharah in midair and out of the sky then causing the Pharah to tilt. Punching them out of the air with Lucio is also acceptable.

>SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Oh, guess I gotta try shrooms at some point, when they start to grow. It's not like I've anything to lose. Thanks

>hooking Rein away from your Mercy mid-charge, her saying thanks and being pocketed for the rest of the game

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>Game has a known glitch where Voice Chat is just gone
>No known fix, clean installs don't work either

Wow, epic.

>Dallas Fuel strategies
they're so bad

Just make genji a trans girl and watch a third of the playerbase loose their collective shit.

Did Moira ruin the game for anyone else?

not really, even though she's annoying af in FFA

How could moira ruin the game when genji and hanzo did it perfectly on their own?