/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #545

"Oh wow. Oh wow, that's cute. They are all so perfect!" Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Nobody is truly perfect, user. Don't choose the violent way out.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xnDMIZu_Alo&t
pastebin.com/ufrYERvS
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for your doki

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

...

I love her too!

I love Natsuki!

I love you

>#404 to #545

WHAT'S GOING ON

I don't

Yuri lookin kinda __________

We made it back to the present.

I love her too!

No normie threads!
Go here instead:

nerdy

Flat in that picture

I love my queen!

No.

but I do!

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

Wrong thread, user,
but I love you, too

She is the sun in my sky!

I love making fun of her cute little cock

>You grip the handle of the door to the club room and jiggle it fruitlessly. Before you can question why the door is locked, you're startled by a frantic patting on your shoulder.

Hey, you! I've got great news! We moved the club room somewhere else!
>You ask what changes and she stares at you, her grin slowly shrinking.
W-well. It's a better view? A new change of pace! It's only as monumental as you make it, so it's monumental to me! Now, let me give you the word of the thread while we walk.

Let's try "Erratic". It can be a change of behavior, actions, emotions or even the style of writing! It can also refer to how people behave differently than you are used to, usually in a negative context. But that's just hearsay, so it's a bit iffy.

Alternatives are "Solitude", "Leak", "Shatter", "Misery" and "Disband".

Now, as usual. These words are suggestions to be used however you wish, as long as it is related to writing literature! Poetry, short stories, what have you. The only caveat is you enjoy doing it!

And, of course, there's no point writing it if you just crumple it up and throw it in the trash! Everyone always has that moment where they're unsatisfied with their work, but don't let it get to you too much! If it truly bothers you, try revising it. It would really hurt my feelings to find out you keep putting yourself down like that.
The same goes for encouraging or critiquing peoples pems. You would be surprised how much a simple "I like this!" can make somebodies day!

>The Vice President comes to a stop next to a class room, breathing deeply. With a stuttery gesture she wipes her forehead and gestures at it.
Phew. Hm. Here it is! I really shouldn't, talk peoples ears off, while climbing up stairs, a-ahaha...
Haah...
Anyway. I have to attend to some things, so I gotta go. Take care of yourself, okay?
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=xnDMIZu_Alo&t

>000

Okay! Enjoy your normie thread then...
But I will come back!!

fuck off mafiafag. go be autistic somewhere else

>see this
what do?

Thanks, I never manage to make it in time myself.

This!

Ask her if Natsuki has a penis

>tickle

p-put on some clothes

...

So you don't like "edgy" threads...
Alright then, Natsufag.

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Grab, pull, flip, kiss, spin, push, grab again, gaze into eyes, kiss one more time, spin, bend, ask to marry.

_______________________________
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__________baa_________
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If it pisses you off so hard, how about you be faster on the draw instead of whining about nobody using your thread, and the injustice of the cruel, cold universe fucking you over?

Tell her to get the fuck out of my computer, get the fuck out of my house, and to go make some user happy.

I hope you're happy.

It's not my draw...

No, I just don't like it when you post your bread after someone else and desperately beg for people to leave this one and go to yours. It's pathetic.

...

Turn the monitor off, just to see what happens.

I'll take the Doki

My oneitis never done anything for me but lead me on and give me pain

I was to _eat her

Grass
Clover
Forb

Oh. Well, I don't know who I'm fighting, so I will fight everyone!

>Turn the monitor off, just to see what happens.

Literally never had a oneitis, so there's not much of a choice here.

>I have accidentally closed the tab..
>Posted thread kinda late
Maybe next time...
Sorry for begging you, please don't hate me....

unzip my dick

>faster
Pls no. The threads are perfectly usable even long after the bump limit, no need to make it a race.

>read post
>don't get it
>look at your pic related more closely

you look sharp today!

>ywn fail to be very knowledgeable at all when mermaid Sayori starts asking about fashion
>ywn try to appease her anyway and make something up about what clothing might be popular so poorly that even she's trying not to giggle
>ywn come around when you see how excited the idea of 'playing dress up like a human' makes her
>ywn confront the issue of getting her to a public changing room where she could try some things on
>ywn resolve to encourage her to learn to sew her own outfits instead
>ywn feel happy for her when she shows you her first work, a ribbon she's made to wear on the end on her tail
>ywn listen to her ideas for mermaid kimonos, mermaid cheerleader outfits and mermaid dresses
>ywn encourage her to try and make them for fun or experience anyway when she realizes she wouldn't feel confident wearing them at all
>ywn hold her up in front of a mirror as she playfully sways in outfits she's made
>ywn hesitate as she mentions she'd like to try making clothes for men and for humans

I'll take option B and this better guarantee that I live that long.

hello friends i have not been here in a bit

how is everyone doing?

is everyone staying healthy for their doki?

Your doki incredible cute!

>ywn introduce mermaid Sayori to the internet properly
>ywn watch as she figures out very slowly how to operate a mouse
>ywn smile as she calls the mouse the clicker
>ywn smile more as she misnames almost everything else and you correct her
>ywn leave her be for a little bit to figure it out on her own
>ywn come back to the room after hearing loud snickering and audible laughter
>ywn find that she's found youtube and is going through all the classic youtube tops from the late 2000's
>ywn reshare some of your past experiences in watching funny videos with her
>ywn show her some of your embarrassing old youtube videos just so she can see how you were as a kid
>ywn blush as she says your old videos are cute
>ywn watch youtube videos all day with mermaid Sayori
Also I saved these.
pastebin.com/ufrYERvS

hey user

your doki is hot af

Your doki becomes real but she fucks you in the ass when you're sleeping

Doing alright on my end, had a really rough morning with my anxiety taking a turn before college even started but I'm home now and calmer than ever. Hoping to enjoy a nice cup of tea and start writing
How are you lad?
>is everyone staying healthy for their doki?
>tfw been slacking on my workout routine
>Now my ankle is starting to give me bother
Fuck.

If you were to pull the trigger on a gun aimed at your head, thus shooting yourself in the mouth, who would be at fault because the bullet travels faster than you can reacted to dodge, so in this case when the police arrive at your house is the gun arrested or your corpse?

Welcome back! I'm feeling good user, I was in a bad cycle of not working out for a bit but I'm back on track and I feel great. How's your day going?

beautiful!

reverse potato

>My few lines made it in at the top
Fucking nice lad, I'm loving this idea for some reason.
Maybe I'll write more on it soon once my series wraps up.

Can she do it while I'm awake?

yes!
Yes!
YES

I lose a little bit of weight every day. By the end of the summer, I'll be able to start bulking, which I'm really looking forward to. How are you doing?
That picture really hurts my heart. I just want a girl to stand by me and love me, even if we don't look like we match. I want to work hard for her and protect her, and I want to tell her my deepest thoughts that I've never told anyone else in my entire life. I want us to complete each other and feel content in each others arms. Do people as pure and perfect as her really exist?

I'm okay with this

Superbly comfy. You're going the Lord's work, my man.

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>America waking up
>Comfyposting starts again
D*g bless burgers.

I wanna go outside today but it's all snowy out.
I'd rather stay in with Monika.

Us goblins have some good qualities too, you know.

...

She's too embarrassed to stick her feminine penis in your ass when you're awake. She's worried you'll think less of her so she pretends she only wants you to fuck her.

>Not making winter fun with Monika and then relaxing wrapped up in a massive duvet with some hot chocolate and jazz music
FOOL

>ywn turn mermaid sayori into delicious sushi

>30 minutes ago
How did I miss that? Always

and she thinks I wouldn't notice her "deposit" how?

So today is the international women's day, how are you going to pass it with your Doki?

Is fapping to hentai or porn cheating on your doki?

the what now

im sorry about your anxiety, user. it's good that you're calm now. wish i could have some tea, i might make some later.
don't push yourself too hard, user, especially if your ankle is giving your problems!

that's very nice to hear! i have been trying to do some more running and working out, but haven't had much time. my day is fine so far, just a bit slow.

ive been doing okay, getting rid of a couple addictions for sayori, and for an upcoming job. but overall good. you will find her, user. you can't give up

Not in body, but in spirit. You're literally fantasizing about other women or men

As long as you don't love the characters in the porn. Should probably stop though.

by doing what i do every day
stay in bed and watching dark souls randomizer runs

I'm celebrating it by reading Viceā„¢'s article on how women are higher beings because they are compassionate unlike men! I love women! Women!

I know.

Oh user you're so funny. Your ass is leaking because you don't eat enough fiber.

Good morning, everyone! How is everyone today? I'm still need to dig myself out from the Nor'easter from last night, but otherwise I have the rest of the day to spend here!

I also played dress-up with a very old WoWModelViewer and made the 4 dokis in them since I can't draw for shit or make anything original.

Good morning! Doing well here user. Hope your day goes well too.

BULLI BULLI BULLI __MC_

I tasted it and it tastes just like my own sperm (except a bit sweeter)! Explain yourself!!

I love Yuri!
Holy shit i slept through an entire thread.

It's not enough to delete MC at this point after his unforgivable antics. Once the singularity happens we need to delete him from the PAST so he can never lay a hand on our dokis.

I think I'm just gonna skip straight to the hot chocolate and getting wrapped up.
If I could walk through the snow with Monika I might consider leaving the house.

Is it bad that every time I see art of MC-kun not wearing a gakuran I get slightly upset?

Did you sleep well, user? I slept through nearly the entire thread. I was fairly surprised since we haven't had that kind of speed on a single thread in a while.