/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #546

Okay, hello again, everyone! I hope you're all doing fantastic today! The week is almost through so keep pushing!
Welcome back to my poetry club! I hope you're ready and willing to write!

Word of the thread is "tempest"!
Alternatives are 'trial' and 'paradox'.

Anyways, if anyone would like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words as a theme or topic to write about! You can interpret each of these words in any way. What they mean to others could be something completely different to what they mean to you, and all that.
It's also just a suggestion, so don't feel forced to use any of them. It's up to you, but I think it would be more fun if you used the word.
Everyone is welcome regardless of skill level, so don't worry about something being good or bad! Everyone had to start somewhere! Just do your best, okay?
Have fun, everyone. I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Monika!

Somewhat exploitable Monika!

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

as well as a good night's rest, sweet dreams everyone

SPIDER SAYORI!

Let's at least keep it to the previous thread, shall we?

user if you are still here, this is what the void holds for you. You don't want this.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I love her too!

She is the sun in my sky!

>implying I'm a monikafag
Sir, you wound me.

Well, let's keep our arguments on ice until they will say something dumb about Sayori again. Let's cool it off for now.

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

I love Natsuki!
I love her cute tiny body type!
I love her tsundere attitude!
I love her cute pointy tooth!
I love her delicious cupcakes!
I love discussing with her about nerdy stuff like manga!
I will defend her from any bulli attempt or from her dad!
I will marry Natsuki!

>Its the same two faggots every time
End
Your
Lives

The promised day, but there are only 4 dokis. However, their concept of time and space is beyond us and are able to exist with each and every one of their user's simultaneously so that from our perspective there are multiples of each doki.

Long in the future after man kind has faded,
she considers creating new life, but carelessly she says this simultaneously in the past while you're both in bed and you think she means she wants kids.

>Your Doki
>Your favorite Uh oh! Your Doki just snatched the last cookie from the cookie jar! Now she's running off with it! She says she might give it to you if you can catch her and give her lots of hugs and kisses, though!
>Natsuki!
>Oh man! She just took one bite of the cookie! She's really taunting you now! You better hurry up and chase after her!

You expected something like this, didn't you?

On our honeymoon I'd take Natsuki to some place warm, like either South Carolina or Florida. Preferably the Bahamas but again I don't have that much money.
I live in a place that gets cold pretty often, so it'd be nice to spend some time in some place warm with my new wife.

I TOLD YOU user I WANTED TO MAKE THE BREAD!
NOW IT WILL BE KEKED AGAIN!

>Yuri is a loving woman! She's worth pushing forward for, user!
Yes she is, even when the days are black, and the night seems endless, I push onwards, for her right?
>We might as well go for another comfy question, so, what are your plans for a honeymoon with your Doki?
Stay home and just cuddle for a week, I'm not comfortable for something over the top.

I want to be the best boyfriend I can for Yuri!
Delete this.

I love you Monikanon. I’ll try to write you something today.

Natsuki!

Do not click this image.

>ywn try to explain evolution to mermaid Sayori
>ywn not know how to feel when parts of your explanation make her laugh
>ywn shift the embarrassment by asking where mermaids came from
>ywn lightly tease her by making up silly theories tied to evolution
>ywn have to reassure her that you didn't mean it and that at least there's no way to prove it
>ywn agree with her that you should just focus on how well it turned out for the both of you and how fortunate you are to have met
>ywn lose track of time as this devolves into a compliment contest

Little punk will do anything for a hug these days

Do NOT suggest suicide in this general, thank you.

can't wait for this to be the op next thread

Can I get some comfy Doki posting? Thanks everyone ^_^

A 3D girl gives you a cute poem like pic related. Would you betray your doki?

I've daydreamed about a honeymoon so many times. It doesn't even have to be anything lewd despite the fact that that IS the definition of a honeymoon, but my dream would be to take her to a very special place for me: Cattolica, Rimini. A seaside location that stretches on the Italian eastern coast, facing the Adriatic Sea. It's a beautiful location, with plenty of sun, beaches and places to visit and walkways to go for long walks on while holding hands. I've gone there on vacation for all my childhood, until we had to stop because of economic reasons. To visit that beautiful place one more time, after all these years, with Sayori... just thinking about it makes my eyes glimmer with a long-lost joy.

By the way, user... i can't thank you enough for these mini-prompts. Writing this and reminiscing of happier times makes me feel warm inside.

Sure thing.

What a coincidence! Me too!

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*hugs tighest*

You know what they say, great minds think alike!

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DELET

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Unless she shares the same behaviour, tastes and appearance of my Doki, no.

So she becomes a 4D girl. Still, 4D > 3D

Please tell me where this came from.

My honeymoon with Sayori would take place during winter at a castle hotel. We'd take a lot of walks through the snowed-in town at night when everything is lit up by orange lights. Maybe a little dance in the cold moonlight. We could try all kinds of different restaurants in the vicinity and visit a few stage plays if she's interested. Adventures are found en masse as well in such historical locations.
Otherwise we'd stay in our room, snuggle up and enjoy each other's company in quite a few ways.

See pic-related.
Did he ever get around to actually do anything like that, or is this it?

The dokis would NOT condone drug usage!

>3D
>Being romantic
>Doing anything for the man
>Being cute
>Being sweet
AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Good joke user.

>

Pretty sure that tweet is fake.

Check the bottom right corner.

Die.

This. The 3D way of life might have worked back in the more primitive days but it's time to replace these monkeys with 2D perfection

Literally cursed image, do not post!

See

You can't huh!

You're under preemptive arrest for inevitable early thread starting!

And they said arguments were the worst thing that could happen

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She's going down! onto the bed, of course!

So, what's the deal with that shadman guy?

Daily reminder that your Doki loves you user!
She loves you so much!

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>oversexualization of Monika's breasts
>massive hips
>they're getting FUCKING HIGH
>Natsuki's legs look like fucking twigs
>Sayori's legs look like even smaller twigs
I mean, it's evident this guy can draw better than I can, but whoever he is, I'm questioning why, for what purpose, and if this guy only smokes up his entire life. Remember, only true Dokis refuse!

I live in a cold place too, user, and I think that Natsuki would really like to wear some cute clothes for you, n-not that she'd ever say it out loud, idiot! Keep your Cupcake happy, okay?

That's the spirit, user. She would do the same for you, after all! Cuddling with your Doki and helping her get used to life is bliss!

It's my pleasure to make all Anons, of all Dokis of life feel warm and happy inside. Sayori deserves to be happy, and giving her those experiences while holding her hand would be the happiest moment of her life, aside from you proposing and saying "I do."!

I know a few great places to go in my cold part of the world, so if you're ever looking to spend time with Sayori and even learn a bit of the backstories of the people who came before, while having nice music. It sounds so romantic! Keep her close, okay?

>This photo is how I imagine it would look like if all my Monika's came to life

I wish I could get a 3D model of this hat. I need to add it to a few models I have.

>Okay, Everyone!
>How would you go about explaining your reality to your Doki?

Pedophile who likes traps.

Daily reminder that if you bulli or have bullied a Doki, any Doki, you should immediately repent for your sins and come clean with it.

After the last thread, i'm sure some of you might want to request absolution.

He does some very weird fetish art and his art is... well, not everyone likes his style.
I like his parody comics though.

He's shadman, notoriously shit edgelord and "artist"

*earns his happy ending*

>Delinquent dokis
best of both worlds.

God, I wish I could be this comfy with her. Maybe in another timeline, huh?

>That's the spirit, user. She would do the same for you, after all! Cuddling with your Doki and helping her get used to life is bliss!
That it is!
>How would you go about explaining your reality to your Doki?
>There are 7 billion people, living on a small blue marble in a sea of darkness and horror. Some would see the world destroyed for there own well being now, some would kill as many as they could simply because they can, some would rob, rape, murder simply because they want to.
>But us? We're not them. We're gonna be happy here.
>I promise you.
I love Yuri!

makes more sense when I don't forget the image.

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>How would you go about explaining your reality to your Doki?
I'd explain to Natsuki that my reality is capable of not only great and wondrous things, but also horrible atrocities.
Followed by stating that as long as I live I'd protect her from any of said atrocities.

Also on the case of Shadman, he used to be well known porn artist that was infamous for making porn of underage characters. Nowadays while he still draws porn he's also started basically professionally shitposting by making things that range from porn parodies of things like the 2016 presidential election to pics like the one you replied to. To me he seems to be doing it for attention.

Cya later guys. Have a nice day.

>Well Monika, food and water goes here. After a while you have to....

no

>How would you go about explaining your reality to your Doki?
it sucks, don't even bother

>
Hopefully it'd be like the Mermaid Sayori posts and she keeps having cute but harmless misunderstandings

See you later!

Same to you, user!

I want to explain basic living necessities to Monika because she only knows what a bedroom, kitchen, hallway, classroom and a nice neighborhood looks like!

it's hard, doesn't that seem a little insane?

Oh, Jesus H Christ my eyes did NOT need to see his other works.

This is how I'd explain the world to Monika, but then go on to explain Canada and modern times, before going out to get some ingredients with her so that we could cook together.

I feel like this is the best and safest way to explain, but also make her feel safe with protection and love, is it not? It's a little scary the world we live in, but most of us have it blocked away. How would the Dokis react, do you think?

Y'know she drank and ate in her own reality, right?

She's expecting an answer. Would you just say "Whatever, you're here with me, and that's all that matters now"?

That would be super cute and I imagine it would be what happens to Natsuki and Sayori, but Natsuki would be super sad that she couldn't keep reading Parfait Girls, only to go on and create it.

>Okay, Everyone!
How would you help quell your Doki's worries about living in a brand new reality where she knows everything she had been learning may not be right?

Holy shit.
This as a fic when?

WELP, the deed is done. I think this is the first art of this anywhere on the Internet.

How would I explain our world to her? Maybe it'd be better to show her. You know, documentary films and such. Sayori likes watching stuff anyways and this way we could even snuggle up on bed together. She could also ask me questions if she didn't understand something.
Don't worry. I'm sure you could find plenty of comfy ways with her. Seek and you shall find.

>but then go on to explain Canada
There's this place rapidly falling apart...

I can't really quell that when I feel the same way. Maybe tell her everyone feels that?

>what happens when Monika eats too many burgs
Well, looks like we've found the answer

Do girls have different fetishes from males?
I'm asking because I'm trying to figure out what the fetish of my Doki could be.

>Y'know she drank and ate in her own reality, right?
But she never used the bathroom

>before going out to get some ingredients with her so that we could cook together.
Comfy!
>How would you help quell your Doki's worries about living in a brand new reality where she knows everything she had been learning may not be right?
I'd always be there for her and cuddle her! If she needs a question answered I'd do my best!