>News Version 3 is coming in late April with piles of new content! The Octo Expansion has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign and playable Octolings for 20 dollars! Flower wins the latest JP Splatfest! Next US and EU Splatfest is chicken vs. egg! 3/9 (Fri) 8:00 p.m. PT – 3/10 (Sat) 8:00 p.m. PT New weapon! Dark Tetra Dualies are now available! Sub: Autobomb; Special: Splashdown New map! Goby Arena has been released! Arowana Mall will not be in rotation until March 16th. Update 2.3.0 is available for download! Check the patch notes below for details.
You think you lost your memories because you can't remember anything, but the truth is you never had any memories to begin with. You were born in a test tube. Octarians were a race created by Inklings to fuel their desire to constantly fight, and long ago squids abandoned octarian making factories making much of history blurred.
Ryder Cruz
Do you think Octolings will get new voices?
Ian Cruz
Hoodrat is definitely going home to the octo-ghetto.
Isaac Martinez
Who is Agent 7?
Leo Gomez
Who is agent 7?
Adam Garcia
Rightfully deserved Aeropspray buff, never...
Justin Brooks
Is grandpa a race traitor now? I feel so betrayed. At least Marie will always be on my side.
Logan Turner
>yfw
Joseph Williams
So how long until the shitposting on /v/ dies down? I don't wanna go through that shit
Dominic Lewis
Wait one second. Do octolings only have one hairstyle per gender of did I miss any?
Nathan Campbell
...
Kevin Allen
wait, then what happened to agent 7?
Jason Bell
Pearl is trash and hangs with other trash and Marina likes to keep her company for whatever reason
Landon Johnson
I loved all those things on the subway.
Dominic Peterson
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW SQUIDS?
Asher Richardson
>the moments inklings realized theyre part of a larger multi-universe with gods that deem them worthy enough to fight with
Joshua Flores
Marina gives ZERO fucks, why are these octos so fucking lewd? Also agent 8 in a tight leather skirt!
Jordan Gonzalez
Mediocre overall. While I'm pretty hyped for the DLC and Smash 5 Inklings, the direct was mostly just ports and 10 minutes of explaining Mario Tennis Ace.
Andrew Sullivan
At least two, there was a regular looking boyya and a mohawk/pompadour bro
Nicholas Walker
So the expansion is just Portal Splatoon Edition?
Benjamin Scott
Me too bro. It's pathetic I know but I care way more about Callie than a measly dlc fee. >Wrote to Nintendo suggesting that they should have Callie appear post-game once certain conditions are met. >Callie will now appear once certain conditions are met. I'm sure I had nothing to do with it though, but it's literally what I asked for.
>More gear >More maps >New rank >Post-game Callie >Pearl and Marina in story content >Playable octolings
Could they have delivered any harder? This makes me think that Splatoon 3 is 3 years off at least.
X rank just seems to be S+10 and over
Evan Sanders
>/v/ Who gives a shit? Go back to your containment board
Nathan King
Octo looks eerily similar to those rat things in Guild Wars, same ears and eyes and nose
Matthew Young
We Race War here. Because all the trannies and furries are gonna go full Octo.
Joseph Wright
>She is some shitty wanna-be white rapper while actual minorities do important shit around her M&M has to watch out for some compitition
David Bailey
...
Samuel Parker
I'm way more excited than I think I should be.
Jayden Taylor
Squid James Bond
Josiah Hernandez
>X rank just seems to be S+10 and over Don't think so. Notice how the rank bar has no cracks.
Julian Price
did anyone else just. black out after seeing agent 8 because i can barely remember what the trailer was actually about
Kevin Hill
Fuck I don't like playing as gril characters but that female octoling is too cute
William Nelson
>This makes me think that Splatoon 3 is 3 years off at least. Outside of maybe spinoffs, Splatoon feels like a once per console kind of series. Sort of like Smash or Mario Kart.
Blake Williams
her ass is like 40% out
Nathan Lewis
I'm XXXX rated
Brayden Morgan
I know. I want to scream. Singleplayer is so underrated. What are you, fucking gay?
Isaiah Ross
Welp time to fap
Samuel Long
>bandana that's twice as long as she is tall
Jeremiah Martin
Dibs on making Orions "girlfriend"
Jacob Gutierrez
pale skinned Octoling makes my kokoro weak
Gavin Powell
best character
Henry Turner
Okay, so this is big. Octolings will be playable in Summer and that's fucking huge. But we need to ask the important questions here.
Who's switching their squid to be an OctOC and who isn't?
All I can say is wew lad. What a time to be alive.
Joseph Morgan
They do this just to fuck with us and leave us waiting for more
And they'll probably never give us more or tell us
Jacob Rivera
is that where Octolings come from?
Owen Butler
Im race traitoring
Anthony Thompson
Betcha Agent 7 is gonna be the antagonist to the Octo campaign
Juan Young
Interesting thing about the trailer is that instead of you getting to choose the Octoling's gender it seems to be set as female.
William Perez
Im keeping cowgirl as a squid but Im 100% gonna make an octogirl
Brayden White
...
Daniel Parker
>Callie back >Octolings >new content And my shirtfu is back. 10/10 I couldn't ask for more.
Justin Perry
I-Is she nakkie?
John Perry
in light of the news what should i draw from the trailer?
Landon Bell
I'm sending them back
Brandon Morgan
Anyone else really happy to see Agent 3 again?
Leo Scott
>Neither of them know how to lead their shots Quality S+ gameplay
Blake Taylor
I am a squid purist. I'm too in love with the old squids from the first game to ever switch off to anything new. I'll still mess around with all that shit, of course, but it's not gonna be permanent.
Leo Lopez
fffffuck yes those are the new shoes in the Golby giftshop
Eli Scott
Pearl
Nathan Reyes
I've wanted Octos since release so I'm definitely going team Octo for sure. No question.
Nathaniel Brown
>Black Slip-Ons >Green School Jersey >Forge Lambdas >Vintage Retro Specs >Cream Beret
Nicholas James
An octoling encountering salmonid for the first time.
Landon Russell
There's a male and female in the test tube though, you probably get to pick one.
Charles Smith
I ship it.
Jason Green
Marina in her ghetto rap outfit Some new octo-cheesecake
Justin Sanchez
Highly unlikely. They know what they were doing, making it a girl. Giving her that hip sway, the fucking slut. They knew what there were doing, they know how to sell games.
Jordan Scott
Agents 3 and 4 welcoming agent 8. Include 3 being smelly and 4 being sweaty
Matthew Perry
Why the disgusting ears? Octolings never had ears, why now?
Mason Flores
Is the octo DLC on the eshop yet? If ucking want it now
Nathaniel Martin
Keeping my squid and I doubt I'll make an Octo but glad the option is available. I want that preorder gear though.
Nicholas Myers
>New dlc >For 20 € Well shit, forgot that you have to spend 150 € in total for full experience per game Inb4 poorfag (also explain why it should be 80€ for 2 singleplayer campaigns, multiplayer, around 100 weapons and +100 pieces of clothing instead of pointing out how much of a poorfag i am)
Kayden Nguyen
Agent 8 and Agent 4 yuri
Nolan Thompson
This scene looked really ominous. Agent 3 probably killed Octopussy's parents.
Levi Ramirez
>expansion is about bringing the two races together Splatoon three you team up against Mr. Grizz and his army of salmonid he raised from the eggs YOU collected
Jeremiah Ward
they're test tube babies it seems, I wonder if we'll see Agent 4 too
Cameron Jenkins
Hoodrat as octoling
Gavin Gonzalez
>what are the headphones they’ve been wearing?
Jonathan Butler
I was confident I would stick to squid, but Octos look much cuter than I thought
Juan James
what if your woomy watched the Nintendo direct octopath dlc trailer and immediately begged you not to replace her with an octo please
Josiah Taylor
Is Splatoon even worth getting back into. My campus NAT type is strict so I can only play it when I get home. Really think them adding playable Octolings is great and a DLC. But not sure if it's worth my time or should I just sell it
Leo Phillips
What if Agent 7 went rogue and Agent 8 has to kill her?
Caleb Morales
oh the possibilities
Jeremiah Reed
Have they specified you have to buy the expansion to at least play as the octolings?
Matthew Rogers
What if your woomy was an octo all along?
Chase Baker
shit looks like they're both running 3 pures of running speed