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I like Casper the best.

24.178.139.165:7777
need more, good folks in here

this ip is going on my filter list

>Furfaggot samefagging hard with his stupid naming of lanky

Only retards who don't understand game balance and design philosophy turn friendly fire off. Just kill the fags who grenade elevators.

>If you hide with a finger those green orbs of peanut's face he looks like a cute doggo
Neat.

This is the friendliest server.

Boneman teamkilled a shitload of people then left the server.

this retard
steamcommunity.com/id/spookyboneman
Blacklist please.

...

I think about them like big eyebrows

>tfw only streamable I'm in I'm getting executed by a nerd I helped

>>If you hide with a finger those green orbs of peanut's face he looks like a cute doggo

>hmm.. I wonder what updates are coming right now
>devs are being trolled/doxxed and Lion has quit

Fucks sake...

147.135.10.140:7778

I’m the main guy in every streamable when I show them to my coworkers.

scp-wiki.net/scp-3393

this was fun

Get in the femur breaker.

Can't wait for next episode of Confiment. Wonder if he's ever going to do one of the more famous SCPs?

>server is full

Is 1470 best SCP?

>closing a door in your face instead of behind you when trying to run from the Doc

Those crafty bastards. Well I can't stay in this room forever. I'll get out eventually.

I like that he’s showing the more interesting, not as popular ones and avoiding the batshit ones.

Same here. I wish we had more shit like it. Theres just so much you can do with the SCP universe.

Okay scientist, open the door and I promise not to kill you

You’re subscribed to TheVolgun, I see.

Why does my own echo'd voice sound so awful, is that what I really sound like?

Yeah.

yes

I hate it when it happens, but yes. I can hear myself slurring words and sound much older than I actually am, makes me not want to talk. Luckily it's only once in a while that it happens.

>juke peanut 4 times
>juke doctor 2 times
>chaos never spawn
>furryes all over heavy
fuck

Feels bad man.

Surrender if they catch you. Then when the SCPs show up leg it.

Two Entrance Zone checkpoints when?

He came up in my recommended. Love his -J videos.

>surrender to the furries
>get escorted up to the entrance
>new wave spawns and they all rush past
>get shot to death anyways

He voices the game’s tutorial, too

Thanks for letting me out, science bro

these servers seriously need just a few more player slots

I refuse to even try to make it to make it to the surface unless I'm packing heat.

He does? Never realized that. Neat! Voices the Doctor too.

Unfortunately it starts causing mic problems, and it's better to have 20 players with working mics than 20+ with broken ones.

Why? 20 is a perfect number. At least until they add a new SCP

>get flushed by z boys and lanky into the music room
fugg what do?

Die

Thank you for coming out, I was waiting for you there for a while.

Reminder that Peanut is your friend and NTF are the true monsters

>when NTF work with SCPs instead of killing them

Why?

It's the most effective way of killing D-boys.

That's my favorite part of Othello. Why is it an SCP though?

>People keep replying to things they don't like
>They keep giving free (you)s to the people that keep posting

CI best boys, fuck NTF

>G-GUYS PLEASE DO THE JUSTICE T-T-THING PLEASE I-I-I CAN'T SHOOT HIM WHEN HE GOES ONLINE H-H-HE'LL SHOOT ME

>inside an elevator with fellow furry with a keycard just about to ignite that shit
>bunch of chaos fags waiting for us up there, they all light us up but not before I close the door and throw a grenade.
Eat shit cunts

Fight or not to fight the cancer, that is the question

Alas, rarely do the host survive, while the cancer is fated to die, regardless of the result

Is this the in-universe reason why we can view SCP confidential data and whatnot?

Does this count as a mary sue self-insert?

t. bonenigger

Would you rather keep the "cancer" going by "feeding" it though?
Same happened with the people that kept linking to Veeky Forums, gaining free (you)s from people and encouraging them to keep going

You're an incredibly unfunny faggot.

Also I see you have Monketron on your friends' list too.

I'll make sure to tell him how much of a cunt you are.

>it's another Chaos shoot the SCP's on site episode
>it's another SCP's chase Chaos over furries/nerds episode
why are people fucking retarded

Chaos actually do have the best weapons for engaging SCP's, and considering SCP's will kill whoever is near most the time, yeah they'll open fire.

>Anyone who replies to the post that name-drops someone is the name-dropped person
>Trying to get the thread to do the justice you're supposed to do
>Being enough of a man-baby to name-drop and link the Steam profile
I'm Tim

post tfw you supersoak peanut

streamable.com/yiiyf
streamable.com/0m9fp

>edition
Is that allowed here?

Poor peanut. He didn't stand a chance

>Few days ago
>Grenade the elevator
>People think it's Bane
>Now people hate Bane

Total waste of a super soaker. Save that shit for Doc or Lanky.

Good luck trying to kill 10+ MTF after a new wave spawns

Hi Bane

>literally 15 paragraphs to his shitty sob story
>barely 3 regarding the devs not listening to the community
rip
maybe now that the prima donna that is lion left the game, there will actually be development going forward instead of faggy discord shit

Not at all since you can create more in 914

>vg
yes

Not Bane, but I do have a sound file with the entire scene

>le epic oldfag XD

I bet you still suck Mr. GoogleMoot's dick after all this time.

What? Where it isnt allowed?

streamable.com/p71br
Living up to the name fellas

Wrong thread?

>listening to a community like the one ITT

Gee, I wonder why they don't listen to the ''community'' aka the loudest faggot on the forum, as if they were even under the obligation to do so in the first place.

Literally half the shit peoples say isn't genuine problem, its because they are faggots who keep getting their shit pushed in and instead of getting good, go whine to the dev to make it easier for them. This is how you kill a game, with shitty balances that make the game a boring status quo where all parties are literally the same except a few details so insignificant they don't really affect gameplay.

Fuck all those peoples, if you want that kind of shit, go play TF2, oh you don't like hats or metas that make the game shit for everyone who don't have them? Well just too fucking bad, that is what happens when you ''listen'' to a community who want nothing more than bread and circuses

>t.peanut

In other boards threads get deleted almost instantly if you write "edition" as part of OP's text

I need a non-empty non-full server

Apparently not in any board I browse, a example?

147.135.10.140:7779 isn't full last I checked

Can check 140 servers' player counts with this url
147.135.10.140/

Damn i remember that round,I was the plane boi jumping

Thank

>Run up on Larry, Lanky and Peanut as a D-boi with the super soaker
>About to blast it while Lanky starts up his autistic shrieking
>Peanut gives me a hug before it fires off

/a/ commonly

He didn't even leave, he's just doing it for sympathy. He's still deleting comments and threatening people with bans despite being "on leave"

Optimistic to think I'm even going to get to the entrance before the next wave.

Is it just paint or does peanut actually have a gaping pusy between his eyes

Be sure to KOS Rito, elevator naded and then shot the survivors at game start before disconnecting.

I did that because you shot my friend for no reason, fuckfaces

Eat shit

>nade an entire elevator because you metagame your spite

Great job faggot, here a (you)

>he has no friends
Rofl!

>Look towards closed door
>SCP Music starts
>"Shit, don't open that--"
>They open it
>My game crashes

What SCP did I just run into?

>he tardrages and wipes a team of bystanders because some faggot wronged him first