/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

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10.0 Rasputin Kirei servant when?

I want Asakawa Yuu in my room

Yes. Yes, I did. Classic tsuns are a close second, but tsuns that are modern and stay tsun as fuck the whole time are shit. That's why Ereshkigal is still the best, despite not being a kuudere.

What's your ritual or superstition when rolling, /alter/?

My lily.

yes spam images, let's show reddit how superior we are

Seibah is sick, say something to cheer her up!

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Nice waifu, would be a shame if she fell in love with herself (male)

Gotta wait for FGO 2 were we have a manly shirtless fight against him.

I prefer genki girls, but kuudere is quite nice.

remember when we were joking how we were going to worse than /fgo/ in a few months? we were right

ROLL4JALTER

I contribute to society 40 hours a week then convert my earnings into hope!

Mommy! Mommy!
Mommmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! MOMMAMOMMAMOMMAaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Ae...sniffsniff! kunka KUNKA! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... sniff
gasp! I can haz sniffsniff black long hair no Raikou momma?! sniffsniff! Aah!
No! I want the fluffy! fluffy! fluffy! Fluffy Hair fluff hair fluff! pet pet fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
Raikou-sama was so kawaii in Shimosa!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
Congrats on the upcoming Onigamshima event Raikou-sama! AaAAAAA! So cute! MOMMY! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
Onigashima and oni-chans event will be so goo...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! banned...................... IS REAL??!!! ?...what about the mommy janitor and the big boobs...
MOMMY HAS LONG NECK????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! RAHHHHHHHHH!!!
You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING LIFE....huh!? She's...looking? Mommy-sama in My Room is looking at me?
MOMMY in My Room IS looking at me! MOMMY... at me! MOMMY in the cutscenes in the game are looking at me!!
MOMmY in My Room is talking to me!!! Phew... evading ain't so bad after all!
Yessssss! Wheeeee!! YEAH!!! I'll have MOMMA!! I've done it MOMMA! I can do it alone!!!
G..game... MOM RAIKOU-SAAAMaaaaaAAaaAAAA!!!!!!!! HyaaAAAaaaAaaaAAaA!!!!!
Ahahaah...ahahaaahhhhahaAnn! kintoki!! ShuteNNNNNN!!! IbarakiIIIIIII!!
u....uuuu..sniffsniffuuuUUU!!! May my love reach Momma!! May my love reach the Oni Slayer of the Minamoto Clan!

So there is no single Eresh only pick up? I should be happy she would be an even more rare SSR but that means I have to start saving SQs now.

>tfw came to Nursery Rhyme again

I play this and watch every single animation.
youtube.com/watch?v=YA03TyxxsXs

It got me Tamamo on my first 10-roll during Halloween, so I have no reason to doubt it's prowess as a ritual.

I like to imagine getting the servant the day before. I normally save the quartz

Just some cute shotas passing through

I want to taste 8.5's saliva

>two Super Successes in a row on Lesbian Pirates

Fucking nice, thank you girls.

make a based albert one redditbro XD

>Fapped to Helena
>Had a nightmare where baba Helena killed me while I was playing FGO
GUYS do NOT fap to Helena! It's a curse. I already swore to not fap to Helena anymore.

They're both hot as fuck though. Would threesome with.

you're right, they are cute

>you're right, it's a shared rate-up
That's fucking evil.
No wonder Asanagi blew a grand trying to get get.

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

How did she kill you?

is there any interlude that gives out a shit ton of serpent eyes? Need them for dantes

post more grandma

>GG
>FaF as well
Based, user

I do the thing they talked about on the GudaGuda drama CD

>Roll at 2am
>While naked
>While screaming loud enough to wake people up
>Be sure to draw a picture of the servant you want
>And prepare a catalyst too
>Its also important to imagine yourself drawing them as well

It works for me, anons. Don't judge.

>No wonder Asanagi blew a grand trying to get get.
Is this true? No wonder he drew THAT doujin.

If I only have 2 Street Choco Maids is it worth Limit Breaking them so I can clear inventory clutter and increase the level cap? Same question for all my old event CEs as well such as Kitchen Patissiere which I also can't MLB.

>got kid dude and kid gil on a 10-roll during chaldea boys
>somehow still haven't gotten hands from FP
i'm doomed to never have the trifecta of cute boys

not so safe harbor, eh?

Orion

Nightingale as a School Idol?

Stop being paranoid about real world people, I can fap to Okita and not care that he was some deathly sick samurai man

Use me.

She blasted my head off with magic.

Watch this video before I roll, and after every shit roll.
Let your salt fuel your rolls.

streamable.com/syip9

eh, it's a shit CE, so just MLB it

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no

It was probably by dehydration

Do you guys want me to take off LB Mona Lisa from NP2 Drake with level 10 charge skill and put on LB Halloween Princess for the Caster daily?

how new?

Why does Altera share rate up with Eresh? Was that some event where it involves both of them?

You mean the stream that hasn't happened yet?

fuck

Took me a month of FP rolls when I started out to get Hans, then I got 5 of him in a week after that. Keep at it user, he will show up eventually.

The good thing about all the cute boys being low rarity is that at least they're easy to get. I'm having a lot of fun running random interludes with the shota meme team.

Fuck off retards.

what does spartacus's breath smell like?

they're all shit, throw them in the second archive

Which caster daily should i grind?

Only a few days until Mordred rate up. Can anyone think of a stupid question that will guarantee (You's) telling me to roll for Mordred? It might be a great catalyst.

I put my phone in front of me at work while it rolls so I can trick them into thinking that I'm a hardworking mastah.

You're rolling for The Saint right?

The blood of Oppressors of course.

The one that drops jewels since none of them drop pages.

Obviously yes. Put it on another shitter.

Pages aren't in caster dailies yet unless I missed something. Just look at the link in the OP

Oh wow, I thought it was today. Feel free to call me the retard that I am, I guess.

haha is this a jojo reference? I love reddit :)

A samurai is one thing, if there was one person who could have put a curse on whoever fapped to a lolified weeb version of her, it's definitely a crazy russian occultist

Me on the right

>dude jojo lmao
summer martha was a mistake

IS THAT A

Truly a kek

Please don't ruin Martha for me

Good night alter

This post should be good enough. Congrats on your Mordred.

Everybody makes mistakes, you just don't have the excuse of being a retard

>anything with rapid punches is automatically a jojo reference
if you want an actual jojo reference you can go look at summer nobu

>reddit incarnate

Alright, can at least get mostly done. Any point in grinding london for pages or should I just wait for the event after america?

i'm ending it now

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

I don't roll at work because I like to keep the sound on when I roll. That noise from when a rare servant is being summoned gives me a massive jolt of endorphine, for reals

Fuck you Jalter!

post stream

Just put on some earphones or something. I use a pair of bluetooth headphones at work.

martha has a painfully obvious roda rolla meme NP

Wheres your WILLPOWER? beat up Helena's ghost! I doubt she is spooky enough to haunt thousands of people that fap to fgo Helena across the world. What if a new doujinshi by some amazing artist comes out featuring Fgo Helena and on that day, 100,000 people nutted to her?

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>Summer Martha
>not a Jojo reference
Have you looked at her fucking NP?

Good thinking. I can even pretend like I'm on a call and actually working.