World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

Ye boi my nigga

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

orced

?

Nice fanfic.

yeah, thats not a fanfic
fairly sure thrall smashed

orced
elved
dragoned

plagued

>Dragons
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/charge-of-the-aspects
>Broken
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/unbroken
>Tyrande
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/tyrande-whisperwind
>Sylvanas
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/dark-mirror
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/sylvanas-windrunner
>Varian
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/varian-wrynn
>Lor'themar
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/lorthemar-theron
>Velen
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/velen
>Vol'jin
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/voljin
>Kel'thuzad
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/road-to-damnation
>Mekkatorque
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/gelbin-mekkatorque
>Baine
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/baine-bloodhoof
>3 hammers
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/council-of-three-hammers
>Gallywix
media.blizzard.com/wow/lore/pdfdownload/leader-story/gallywix/gallywix-enGB.pdf
>Greymane
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/genn-greymane
>Grom/Garrosh
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/code-of-rule
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/leader-story/garrosh-hellscream
bnetcmsus-a.akamaihd.net/cms/template_resource/90/90ZEQYC6B6V81407549564190.pdf
>Arrakoa
worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/story/short-story/apocrypha
>Wrathgate
wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Glory_(story)

Canonically untrue, hordelets.

you think while travelling in wc3 with thrall she didn't get curious? most white girls do bro, dont be insecure

fine, fine, continue your infatuation with a fictional character while trying to keep her innocence

>implying arthas even got close to Jaina until WotLK

defending quel'thalas from night elf aggression is a repeating plot point of the blood elf levelling questline

so lets remove night elves from their zones, because BC was a while ago; remove the Amani because they're with the Horde now and could easily wipe them out, remove the scourge because WotLK is over, and remove the wretched, because blood elves sated their addiction already

now eversong and ghostlands are completely devoid of quests

My doggo is a good doggo

Nice fanfic, but never so much as implied in anything. Blizzard themselves rejected the idea and Jaina calls Thrall cross in HOTS.

Stay mad that she's pure unlike Undercity bitch.

canonically easier to name races she didn't fuck

>implying he wasnt close to her before the purging of stratholme

Have you ever received interesting letters in the mail from other players?

Nigga what he deflowered her when she was 15

>refers to HOTS
>while I refer to WC3
cuck

this can't be happening

Have you ever made a worthwhile post in this general?
The answer is no.

i miss mamisan

...

have you ever experienced a fleeting moment of clarity, and known what it's like to not be as autistic as you are?

>undercity bitch
>has deep and complicated storyline
>driven passion for the sontinuation of her race
granted, im not an ally player, i dont know shit about jaina outside of wc3, but i also dont fantasize about fictional characters and try to subvert lore by clapping my hands over my ears and screeching

He doesn't have the slightest hint of the plague on him before stratholme because he picked up frostmourne in Northrend.

saying Arthas boning Jaina as "PLAGUED" is fundamentally retarded in this regard.

WC3 didn't imply jackshit, she thought orcs were gross and weird.

You wouldn't ever know because I do plenty of posting without any silly images as well

Yes. Lonely nerds are frighteningly obsessive.

>what is phasing

This guy apps to your Antorus Heroic PUG, links nothing.
What do you do?

yeah, alright, ill relent on that point
but a man can dream, right?
like, imagine the longevity of a frozen corpse

Then read up on your lore, lorelet, because she never did shit with your nigger orcs.

>lets phase out every enemy and mob from non-current xpac zones for no reason other than because their expansions have passed!
why are you so retardedly fixated on this idea?

Don't invite orc players, 9/10 times they're trouble causing spergs

>it's another "alliance can't focus the healer lazily tossing out cheap, long cast heals in the back" episode
alliance have always been bad but the recent influx of fresh boosts and void elves has just made everything worse

>didnt imply shit
>thought orcs were gross
nigga did you play the same game as me?
where jaina is one of the only humans to be an emissary to the horde?

>Stay mad that she's pure unlike Undercity bitch.

Normally I would agree but Arthas wasn't physically near Jaina during the entirety of WotLK, also Jaina is still the property of Thrall during that period of time.

fuck metzen

Arthas and Jaina fucked in the halls of reflection

CLEANSED

>elved
go to sleep kael you cuck, you will forever be her beta orbiter

you phase it during the questline

Stop bullying my waifu you fags

IGNITED

>get into trial of style
>everyone is a fem belf but me
>this happens for three trials in a row
>on top of this they almost never follow the theme and just put on their PvP set or bikini mail armor instead
So this...is the power...of the Horde™....woooaaahhhhh...

I'm here bud don't worry
Next Xpac best girl is back

that would have been an interesting plotline for arthas
instead of killing him, what if we imprisoned him and cleansed him with the light?
and in doing so, destroy nerzhul and eradicating all the undead
boom, arthas reclaims lordaeron, now an empty husk filled with corpses, and suddenly a new timeline is born
im betting thatll be the 9th xpac

i did it 9 times and never had this problem

Why don't you have an Arakkoa boyfriend yet, /wowg/?

>bringing to light ugly truths
>bullying
kek

Why not help out Ner'zhul too? His entire story is "THE LEGION TRICKED US!"

Stop playing humans and elves.

And Jaina wouldn't be crazy anymore because she'd have Arthas dick

What alternative to you propose?

but the legion is dead now
so... null point?

i think that might actually turn out to be the case
all she needs is some closure on that childhood romance and a nice dicking

>no consequences for anything he did ever
yeah that would make for such an interesting story, just going back to the status quo, wowie

arthas' soul was annihilated, that's not going to just randomly fixed because lol light

don't worry mommy will take care of her

Ugly

>arthas' soul was annihilated, that's not going to just randomly fixed because lol light
That sound exactly like something blizz would do, ofc they would release a heavy retcon book before doing it.

thats why itll be the 9th xpac
when blizz is out of ideas, and just starts pulling shit out of their ass
just like they did for wod
and bfa

In your dreams hordecuck

>consequences

He was literally slaved to the Lich King's will because he was being groomed to become his vessel you retard.

come at my funny man

Did chronicles change something? Because it's been canon for a while that Arthas beat Nerzhul at icecrown and instead of merging it was just Arthas in full control being evil for the sake of it.

i was not aware of that lore point
this is news to me, i thought he was like a nerzhul/arthas hybrid kind of thing

>Did chronicles change something?
Literally yes, Arthas dindu nuffin now it was some kind of nerzhul mc. They also retconned the fracture of the post 2c2 alliance.

Don't worry about that, I'm sure somewhere you'll find an arakkoa willing to look beyond and see your inner beauty!

I made my first Orc. I really like it. I feel so manly. Nice change from only playing fem belves and undead.

Others are iffy but dragoned is definitely true

Yeah Arthas and Nerzhuls spirits battled in the helm and Arthas won. So there was no merging and Arthas is just a big badass villain with no real consequence to anything in WC3.

From what I read it sounds more like he was just manipulated, like everyone else. Which is basically how it was in WC3.

t. fucking lorelet

arthas overpowered the lich king's influence eventually and gained full control over his actions, he just continued to do what he did because he was fucking evil retard

ner'zhul was the good guy.....
alliance, answer for these crimes

Congrats on not being a fruitloop anymore.

>From what I read it sounds more like he was just manipulated, like everyone else. Which is basically how it was in WC3.
Dunno in wc3 it felt like he was just pushed in the "right" direction, this chronicles retcon make it sound like mind control to me.

When you get told and you try to damage control with muh factions.

I bet they have horrible harpoon spiral dicks or some thing equally freakish.

I'm not the user you were talking to. Why did they "kill off" Ner'zhul exactly? Makes the Lich King much less interesting that way, imo.

Cease this madness, do NOT ruin Arakkoa for me.

theyre bird people
what if they dont even have dicks, just like sperm delivery orifices?
i dont know shit about bird anatomy

>he just continued to do what he did because he was fucking evil retard

not according to Uther you orccuckapologist.

Why does legion have no khorium or titanium ore vein equivalent?

Do the eyes really do this effect?

I only know how duck dicks work and they're swirly harpoons. Perhaps someone more avian inclined can enlighten us.

It's actually not. Jaina dumped him pretty fast cause he was licking Hordecock along with Khadgar.
She's only canonically had Arthas dick in her.

because they cant even balance two ores properly
i have like 2k leystone ore and maybe 500 felslate
in wod, i have uncountable amounts of blackrock, and a true iron drought that puts california to shame

>Something even bigger than the tauren, gray-skinned and wearing red and yellow armor, rushed forward. With a single slice, the tauren’s horned head was cleanly separated from his body. The felguard fixed Varian with tiny, glowing eyes and rumbled, “Your fate will be the same.”

Was that Felguard able to see the future

Probably because it detracts from Arthas and Blizzard really wanted players to focus on the warcraft 3 fallen hero over some Orc guy they never heard of. It's incredibly lame.

>622 billion artifact power