/owg/ - Overwatch General

Overwatch should take notes on how to do a proper hero reveal

he is gay

Almost there lads.

They stopped giving me tokens and I stopped watching.

The support-help system is dumb as fuck.

where are the cherp nudes?

behold

cor, she's a fit bird

That’s just stupid. Overwatch introduces completely new characters. Nintoddlers get justifiably hyped over Smash announcements because they obviously know what’s going on and which character it is. People won’t be hyped over a literally who new character in Overwatch

>Team mate is toxic to enemy team
>Enemy team is nice to me and likes me

Feels good man

Instantly outed as a complete shitter

Yeah hahahahaha Bridget got no hype what a flop haha sasuga Blizzard

>Zen and Lucio instalocks
>Lucio never shifts off speed
>Zen keeps orb on Dva and then auto attacks
YOU FUCKERS SAID PLATINUM HAD SKILLFUL PLAYERS

Each team in platinum is made up of one skillful player, four fucking morons, and you.
Have fun.

You'd be surprised, diamond isn't that much better

What.

He's saying that since the new characters in OW are entirely new to the IP (the only ones we knew about as a character before their initial reveal was Brigitte and Ana) they can't do the same kind of reveal as Smash does for its characters that are usually each individual well known representatives of multi-million selling franchises so they're notable through their sheer presence.

Also god damn that Inkling reveal made me so happy. I was thinking early this week how the only Switch game I'm super hype for the rest of the year was Labyrinth of Refrain, and then suddenly they announce Smash Switch, add Inklings (the lack of which was my only letdown with Smash 4) and the JP Direct confirmed Taiko Switch is this summer.

Feels great

Mei literally gets my dick and heart going like no other. I wanna feel then hips, those hands, those lips. It all just looks so warming and inviting.

It's surprisingly, amazing how many shitters play competitive. Then again it's competitive so what else is there to expect.

I routinely win games that I should've lost by acting like a kindergarten teacher and just coaxing my teammates to stop bickering with each other and actually focus on the game.

>Smurfing
>Ruining games while enjoying just how bad everyone is.
>Do my best to show off I'm smurfing to get some dudes riled up and test me
>Dude falls for it and finally lets me prove it so I can unleash my sheer superiority
>Sweep the game hard

I want to make Brigitte come!

Roadhog is definitely in the "utterly perfect kit" bracket like Tracer/Genji/Widowmaker

Oh man so very much this. The amount of times I’ve singlehandedly saved a shitshow of a game just by getting my mic on and calming down turbospergs is honestly depressing.

>three stack of homosexual individuals on my team
>other team loses a player
>steamroll them to the very end
>suddenly they switch to Widow/Hanzo/Doomfist
>”lol we throw!!1”
>Junkrat gets absolutely triggered and feeds the trolls
>one minute left
>get on mic and very quietly feign a gay voice “we can still do this guys I’ll be healer”
>they all swap back and we take it easily
>three friend requests

Fucking high school faggots.

Thumbs up for being a smart mediator. It blows my mind how narcissistic people are in a team based game. My matches have gotten better overtime but I still get games where I'm on defense and 4 teammates pick offense heroes or I'm on offense and the opposite happens.

Surprisingly though, I did have a game last night that was like that and we still won luckily. We had no tank or healer on defense but it was Junkertown and I think the other team was uncoordinated too. They were pissed when they lost.

Roadhog definitely needs a rework to make him a chunky DPS like Doomfist.

>having to basically catfish your teammates into actually trying
Jesus, man.

I WANT
SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH

No he's not.

memories of rayman

>make a smurf
>realize all the "toxic" in the OW community is stuck in gold/plat

I was wondering what the fuck people were talking about

>That’s just stupid. Overwatch introduces completely new characters

yes, he is

It leaks into diamond too where you have a lot of people who accidentally carried and think incredibly dumb shit like Zarya is going to somehow counter D.Va on Watchpoint when they're not running anything she could easily get charge off of like Junkrat.

That's a tumblr assumption though putting labels on things, why can't they actually be straight but gay for your own fun and fantasies?

>6 second leap across entire the map abililty
>top tier character ever since bubble buff
winston nerf when?

What's even going to be different from 4?
Might get a switch for it but Smash rereleases are some serious "it's fine when Nintendo does it"
I guess just like lootboxes are fine when ActiBlizz does it

Plat / Diamond is tunnel vision hell. Players there have an idea of what they want to do with their hero that they play well on, but have no idea what their teammates are trying to do or what the enemy is trying to do. They know the hero, but not the game yet.

It's why playing a tank feels even more shitty at that rank. You want to dive the back line as Winston but your Genji is dicking around at the choke. (Alternatively you have entitled Winston players jumping in 1v6 without waiting for their tracer/dva/genji to get in position to dive and then yelling at the dps for being shit) You want to push as Reinhardt but nobody is putting pressure on enemy Rein's shield. Comms alleviate some of these problems but players SHOULD know that they should be doing these things to help the team out.

because being gay isn't a fantasy, it's real

More like Bestion buff when

After Chu gets fired and leaks those photos he has of Jeff getting him fired as well.

post yfw blizz releases an Alexstrasza skin but it's for Moira

Tracer's effective range should be like Reapers

>Reaper's effective range should be like Tracer's

ftfy

dva needs a nerf not monkey

>3400 sr average game of Route66
>Im 3200 shitty
>they have 3 minutes in timebank, we only 1:20
>roll them completely on attack capping all 3 points in OT
>they have 2 ppl leave the game
>feel bad for them
>say "sorry for the leavers, it was a good game"
>"SHUT UP FUCKING DIAMOND SHITTER GO PLAY MINECRAFT YOU FUCKING NOOB CANT PLAY FOR SHIT FUCKING FAGGOT" spergs out the 3700 hanzo main

Such nice community

Oh please. How does Overwatch have even the slightest chance of matching Smash bros in that regard?

This series has such a bombastic way of presenting itself since day 1 that it’s pratically a tradition. The last time anyone cared about a blizzard game reveal was fucking Mist of Panderia and Nintendo have been blowing people away when Jeff was still a forum brat.

They both do

Stuff like this bugs me so much. WHY DONT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR HERO CHOICE IS BAD FOR THAT MAP

WHY ARE WE ATTACKING NUMBANI A WITHOUT A DVA / WINSTON

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING PHARAH ON JUNKERTOWN

Brigetta is their nerf

they changed the "game found" color for gooks they aren't going to nerf dva

Shit, that’s actually better.

This. One of the most mobile dps characters with enough burst to delete 200HP target in 1 second but also 600 hp and 3 seconds of deleting projectiles in insane radius is somehow balanced in Jeff's mind.

For some reason the average overwatch player is incapable of understanding when they're being countered.

gg became an insult somewhere

I hope the OWL pros show everyone that Brigitte/Rein comes indeed counter dives because right now I can only see it conceptually but not in reality; dive just seems to OP

Dva is a necessary evil

Otherwise we'd have soldier/widow on high ground shitting on everyone

>Veeky Forums tits
Best tits

Yup. Dva does Roadhog job's better in deleting enemies and is way more useful in other ways and in every map

Not true

It’s because it became a taunt for Dva fags.

>master
>smurfs
do mastershitters do this unironically?

Looooooool. I love how reddit and twitter babbies and going crazy of this. Crying that it's short and not genuine. Based Taimou doesn't give a fuck and is just keeping it sweet for PR.

>im masters ,im endgame xd

>makes twit longer
>barely writes a paragraph
kek

What did he say? Free Breivik?

Yeah sure. Master rank is when shitters become confident in their delusions of being good.

i hope some one get this reference. i spent a whole minute on making this.

smurf is for practice what difference does the rank make?

he said "faggot kid"

to be fair I'm low 4000s and I have an alt too in low 3000 but I only use it to play seriously with gold and plat friends because I can't queue with them

I remember his Breivik days.

He was streaming and called a random player he killed a "fucking faggot" and that's it. Then all the special snowflakes furiously blew up and labelled him homophobic.

any utube channels that are good to help improve?

boring, it feels like he's losing his edge and entertainment value

So never.

>be Blizzard
>create casual shooter
>force it to be the next big esport
>but balance it around the casual crowd
>still expect professionalism from its pro players

Get in line

Why is Sombra's head so giant compared to her body?

Because it's a shitman's art duh

...

>Shadman

>spawn as widow in mystery heroes
>stay alive for 2 rounds on lijang
>my teammates start making fun of me for being shit and not dying
i just wanna have fun

>get widow in mh
>doing well, picking off their squishies
>suddenly enemy team rolls 3 dvas and 2 winstons

>having fun
>with randoms
>in le randum game mode
If having fun doesn't instantly translate to steamrolling the enemy team then you're going to have trouble finding your niche here.

Fighting games are a dead genre, go away.

Mystery heroes is the best game mode as long as there aren't extremely good people with their main that can't be killed. It's so fun doing a successful push with terrible characters, or having 3 symms on defence or something with gigantic shields. Many more funny moments than other game modes. Total mayhem would be just as good as long as zarya was removed

MH is just whoever has more tanks wins most of the time.

I see your bait. But I won't bite.

>X is the best game mode
>assuming everyone is the same skill level
Who knew the game would be fun if both teams could actually engage in a fight and not have it be immediately decided because one person on your team was a tenth of a second too slow clicking on a guys head.

Once in a blue moon shad will draw a good picture. This is not one of those occasions.

You mean. Whoever rolls the Bastion + Shield Hero first? At least it doesn't come down to who gets the Mercy first anymore.

>thinking the bastion can aim