/2hug/ - Touhou General - #127

Creative Use of Food Edition

Previous thread >What is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell series made by ZUN where cute girls have tea and snacks with other cute girls.

>I have questions!
pastebin.com/PMpRnhmb (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>Introduction and tips for new players~
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>Download and apply Vpatch for reduced lag, MoF MarisaB glitch fix, extremely high FPS fix and Windowed screen adjustment (Search ‘vpatch tutorial’ on youtube if you have problems installing it)
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Game_Tools_and_Modifications#Vsync_Patches

>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version of FMW2 without the game-breaking bug)
pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm

>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! (If you want to submit a score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4/edit#gid=1978990074

Toehoe is a waffle simulator so please don't judge our hunger.

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first for ballbusting

punk rockers are helpful!

second for gun whoa hoes

Mystia a cutie. Shame she would probably kill you if you told her that. Damn fragile Youkai pride.

gunz

Meiling's face is gonna haunt my dreams!

>Unironic gun love.
People like you are the reason why school shootings happen.

It's not the worse honestly, I've seen worse.

>Trying to stir up political shit
I hope you watch your children die in a fire.

Damnit. You noticed that small ‘graze’ part in the OP. I want to see how long does it take for /2hug/ to realize it.

I might start shooting schools up too just because you might be amongst the victims and the world would be rid of you forever :)

Defend this

Pump the brakes a little, Coldsteel

About the reaction i expected from gun lovers. You tend to be such... wonderful people.

I can't. She was a literal fad.

I will. As soon as the english patch is released.

No go fuck yourself. I'd have humored you elsewhere, but I'm not trying to turn /2hug/ into a /pol/ shitflinging hellhole, please fuck off.

Don't take it personelly kid

You could have just asked nicely.

Finally, I have been waiting for this day. For all /2hug/ to hate on /k/fags. Even though ReisenAnon is one of the nicest guys here.

trying to start political shitflinging outside of /pol/ does not deserve a polite response

fuck off

Ok,sorry.
Can you kindly shove a red hot poker in your ass and fuck off forever?
Please?

>Say purposely incendiary comment
>people tell you to fuck off
>"why weren't you nice to me!"

Do we have to ask everyone nicely not to turn /2hug/ into a /v/-tier politics fest? Does that even work? Fine, and while I'm at it going to ask nicely that everyone refrain from trolling and overly autistic arguments in general.

CALM DOWN /2hug/!!!

gentlemen, please. these games are not about shooting. they're about cooking.

Ballbusting doesn't make me feel calm. I'd say it makes me feel quite tense.

What's with wriggle and ballbusting?

SpaceJin

wow I'm playing touhou at this very second and I didn't even know it.

>"Gun lovers are making the world a worse place."
>Incendiary comment.
You people are so silly.

A polite response would have worked though.

Well, you used the magic word. So, i'll think about it.

Man can't spacejin do something normal with his girls and have them get fucked in the missionary position.

(You)

>he doesn't want to impregnate his 2hu before having his testicles brutally annihilated so he can never cheat on her

There are 13 of us in here right now. I think we can manage to agree to not give this discussion yous.

This is why KoishiAnon left

>Man can't spacejin do something normal with his girls and have them get fucked in the missionary position.
The missionary position is pretty much the sex equivalent of a Touhou secondary though.

Is Koishi for sexual?

With each day that passes I feel less horrified and more unironically attracted to Space Jin's ballbusting. Someone help me, please.

You can’t play the game on an empty stomach

that Koishi is.

don't start me don-
SHALL

NOT

Pass?

her 2hus are all for sexual.

Please leave and stay leave.

We posting Ruuki Drift now?

exhentai.org/g/941493/1018c65978/

Give me four(4) good reasons why you don't have a Lunatic 1CC yet

I'm a very slow learner.

>I have a life.
>I prefer clearing extra stages over higher difficulties.
>I'm not japanese.
>I spend most of my gaming time playing strategy games.

i still suck at these games, only have one extra clear

Already have, and can do it on diazepam as well.

Don't project, please. I do in fact have a Lunatic 1cc.
We all know that HRtP doesn't count though

the sniper awoo~lf is strong with this one

>there are people in this general who don't have a Lunatic 1cc

that's how we all start down this path brother

Im shit
Im shit
Im shit
Im shit

Hard UFO

-I still make many mistakes like dying to straybombs or dying with full resources
-I get stressed from playing easily so I can't do too many runs constantly
-I choke from a single death to losing all lives
-I'm a pathetic failure

Still choking at Murasa?

Yeah, she keeps taking my lunch money. Damn whore.

Masturbate to Murasa. DO IT.

You already post your Lunatic score in /2hug/ scoreboard, right?

I lost ExNNN again... so I decided to turn it into a score run!

Git gud, then. You should aim to be choking at Shou next week.
It doesn't take PC-98 scores, so no.

Nah, I’ve already masturbated to that Nitori MMD on Pornhub today. Anymore than once per day makes my soul emptier.

Your screen seems to have some ghosting problems

Kaguya would totally do that though.

>Mokou: "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?"

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Done. This is the right approach. Even if you fail your NBNM run, even if you felt frustrated, you would still have a decent score to post. At least it’s not a total waste. Keep going YuyukoAnon.

>It doesn't take PC-98 scores, so no.
You can add it, I just don’t want to spend any efforts making and updating it.

>that Yuyuko
That boy knows how to use a pen.

lipstick turns myon

FAT

No. Yuyuko is chubby. That's cute.

Damn, not even Eirin can heal her heart.

but chub is great

This looks like a Kasen but without the hair balls

>our hunger
>FAT
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR HUNGER

...

i swear, the creepiest things in any of those old megaten sprites (or sprites in that style) are the flashing eyes. they aren't even blinking, it's... unnerving.

also hoy

Why aren't there no good Mima lewd doujins?

Dumb ghost, only good for her memes.

Choose

New Tougiou update mega.nz/#!kklXRYQZ!82YHvL2lXNuGuCW76FYe548nxHvDvS6rXH8d6pECpBE
>FIXED: Amanojaku's Paradox could not be xyz summoned.
>FIXED: Keine: Hakutaku was not immune to spell effects.
>FIXED: Sanae's card description did not state her change in level upon summoning without tributes.
>FIXED: Koutei would not special summon Kasen from the graveyard during the end phase.
>FIXED: Scarlet Index's returning effect was sending Patchouli+Koakuma to the wrong locations.
>CHANGED: Suwako cannot attack the turn she uses her banish effect.
>CHANGED: Nerfed Nue's ATK/DEF due to strong effect.
>CHANGED: Youkai of Boundaries, Absolute Secret God and Wild and Horned Hermit are now limited.
>CHANGED: Kasen is now part of the "Protector of Gensokyo" archetype.

I want a Mima meme lewd doujin!
YOU ALREADY DID THIS LAST THREAD! DON'T FORCE IT!

Marry Wakasagi, fuck Wakasagi, kill the other two

Mima's Mimas!

Marry Waggysaggy, fuck Succybanki, breed Kagerou

WAKASAGI
evERYTHING WAKASFISH

>Spreadsheetanon knows about that nitori mmd
Good taste.

Seikibanki can you stop ruining my runs?

swim with waggy, dance with kaggy, bowl with banki

Speaking of pornhub, there is a neat hentai short of Yukari, Remi, Reimu and Mari getting fucked by tentacles.

Disgusting.

The Sanae and Tenshi Pregnancy Challenge one is pretty good too.

Im not really into mmds, some of them are kinda shit and ever since xvideos changed, it became worse, so i prefer doujins and some vids, the sakuya/remi vid is pretty decent as well.

There's this guy named mantisx who made a pretty good Flan mmd on pornhub, he also made a remi one but it's not as good.