/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #550

>no new booru link
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user you dummy

Your Doki loves you! Make her proud, user!

Reminder to contain your 'tisms and not reply to whiney bitches.

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT and JUICY. BIG!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!! JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last thread was a fucking ride, holy shit.
Glad to see this place is redpilled on rulecucks now.

First for don't drag mud into the house, you fucking deficits.

I love my wife!

Tell me, how big is it?

Yuri! Epitome of beauty! Yuri! Perfection personified! I love Yuri!

You can't kill what is already dead. But you.. Actually I bet you're dead inside too.

I feel like last thread we just went under a fucking exorcism.

Yeah, my bad. I was going to make a new thread, actually, but someone linked to here before I could.
I love her too.
>Juicy
Succulent!

making her proud is hard
i just want to watch japanese cartoons and eat shrimp fried rice

I'm proud of everyone of you, /ddlc/. I'm really proud that we stood up for us instead of infighting like before. We are coming along as a community, and while we are trying to be broken apart, we are growing closer and better with each and every single thread.

>Okay, Everyone!
Pat yourself on the back! Your Doki is proud of you! Here's a rare Moni for Monikafriends!

Pretty fuckin big dude

Hello again everyone, hope you're all doing well!
Welcome back!

Word of the thread is "hunt"!
Alternatives are 'denial' and 'frantic'.

I hope you're ready to write some poetry! I'm ready to read them!
If you're going to write, grab one of these words and write about it! I think you should pick the first, main one, but if you don't like it you can pick one of the other two. If you have your topic to write about, go ahead and ignore this and use your own words! Really, it's all up to you!
Skill doesn't matter, so even if you think you're not very good or you're worried about quality, please don't be. I want to see what you write no matter what! There are several others that would love to see it too!
Have fun everyone!

Monika!

I love her too

It's too bad that you feel that way. If you truly mess everything up and drag people into your problems, then I don't know what to tell you. But I do know that sometimes people may feel that they are worse than they actually are, or maybe that the people close to them are overly burdened by their existence when in reality that is not true. Before you do anything drastic, contemplate whether your thoughts are true or whether you perceive yourself as worse than you actually are. I'd hate for you to do something irreversible and then find out that you made the wrong decision.

She is the sun in my sky!

>JUICY
W-what does that mean?

Morning lads!
How's everyone holding up today, hope you're all doing grand

Monika!

>Pat yourself on the back!
I did nothing but ignore it!
>Your Doki is proud of you!
No she isn't! Actually maybe she is.

I'm really good right now! How are you, friend?

Evening, Huervo. How is the anxiety treating you? Need to talk about anything developing since the last time we talked?

I love her too

Yay I got through my midterms!
All 2 of them

>"everybody who disagrees with me is one person!" edition.
>"I'm not a fucking embarrassment, YOU are!" edition

EVERY MAN A DOKI

Monika!

We just performed a makeshift exorcism. We’re doing pretty well I think.

>Posting rare Monis willy nilly.
STOP! YOU'LL DESTROY THE MARKET YOU FOOL!

Doing great. Hope you're doing well too!

I love you

BUT user why are you so pathetic? Fictional characters have no feelings towards you. Why don’t you find a real girl?

It's the little things like buttoning her jacket that give me the most >ywn feels

Love seeing you every thread, sunanon!

On a related note, would anyone be willing to shop a Sayori head onto the new Solaire amiibo?

Who the fuck are you?
I didn't vote for you!

Post the one where you lift her up by her hips. I want to do that to Monika.

>Pat yourself on the back!
I was on the opposing team a while ago, I deserve no pats.
>Your Doki is proud of you!
No.
>Here's a rare Moni for Monikafriends!
Not even gonna open the spoiler.

If I didn't already have a Doki, you would all be next in line for being my Doki.

This might be inappropriate, Monikanon.

But I just wanted to let you know that I did that thing I said I would do last night. And it felt good. So thank you, you're a good influence.

I'm doing pretty okay. Just had a milkshake in the first time since forever. Some pretty good shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=czucqvV_dz4

>rare Monis are a commodity only brought out during great occasions
Thanks for the spoiler, too, user.

I had fun writing this, so I'm reposting it for the evening crowd.

>Vampire Hunter user!
>Vampire Countess Monika!
>She lured you into a trap by taking a villager hostage!
>You free them, but now you have to face her alone, without backup from your fellow vampire-hunter Dokis!
>As she advances, you defiantly stare her down!
>That was a mistake! You're lost in her emerald eyes!
>Your weapon clatters to the ground as you quietly accept her offer to join her for a drink!
>She plies you with wine!
>She politely asks for a drink of your blood in exchange--it's only fair!
>In your daze, that makes perfect sense!
>You loosen your collar and let her sink her fangs into her neck!
>It doesn't hurt--actually, it's surprisingly erotic!
>When she's finished, you're a blushing, panting mess!
>She suggests you both retire to her bedchambers!
>You make love to your new mistress all night!

1/4

POST SOME FUCKING DRAGONS!

I love you too, user.

>Love seeing you every thread
y-you too
>would anyone be willing to shop a Sayori head onto the new Solaire amiibo?
Sorry, my image editing skills are trash. Pic related

Ahaha~

Lewd

This is the best ongoing thread I've ever come across in the 14 years I've been here on Veeky Forums. Keep doing what you love and laugh at those trying to enforce change.
DDLC truly is a diamond on a landmine. Fucking magic.

HARLOTS GET OUT!

so much

NO! DON'T BE A FUCKING PERVERT!

POST SOME SICK-ASS FUCKING DRAGONS!

I don't know what image you mean user, but have another Monika!

I'm not sure that would be appropriate on an sfw board, user

Wait, isn't be the change you want to see a common saying around here? I've seen it thrown around a bit.

>The other Dokis come to your rescue!
>They find you on your knees at your mistress's feet, head gently resting against her lap!
>They drive her off, but you manage to buy enough time for your mistress to escape!
>Even Priestess Yuri's holy magic isn't enough to bring you out of your trance!
>They're reluctantly forced to keep you in solitary confinement while she works out a solution!
>You take comfort in the memory of your mistress's eyes, and the psychic whispers that come to you at night!

>Yuri sits with you each day, trying to bring you back to their side!
>It's no use! The thought of leaving your mistress's service makes you feel cold, and empty!
>Instead you keep telling her how wonderful it felt to submit to the Countess!
>To let her take control and melt your will away!
>Yuri seems oddly intrigued by this!
>She starts to linger, and ask you strange questions about mistress!
>You notice she seems flushed and embarrassed when she leaves!
>Each time she comes in, she seems a little more dazed and distracted!
>One night, you wake up to find her unlocking your cell!
>She says it's time to go to the Countess!
>You realize your mistress must have started paying her visits!
>You make your way to your mistress's new hideout!
>As soon as you arrive, Yuri throws herself into her new misstress's arms, and offers her neck!
>Yuri trades her robes and vow of chastity for slinky dresses and forbidden magic!
>Now mistress has two servants!

2/4

STOP! I WILL PUT YOU DOWN IF I HAVE TO!

Chrisu?

o-oh.
oh my.

By the Grand Inquisition of Monikas of the glorious Republic of Outer Reality I declare that the woman you are posting is not a Monika, but a faker!
How do you plead?

Yeah doing alright, sitting down with some tea and replaying some Hyperlight Drifter, gonna be a comfy morning by the looks of it
She's been alright for the most part. Skipped half my classes yesterday though, I need to stop doing that or else I'll risk getting the boot
I don't even leave because I'm anxious half the time. Usually it's just cause I'm just extremely miserable and would literally rather be anywhere else.
Glad you lot are all doing grand, keep it up
Morning Chris, good to see you.

BREAK THE CHAINS
YOU NO LONGER CONTROL THE FLOW DA BEERS TIER MARKET MANIPULATOR!

>a diamond on a landmine
That sounds like a trap that gets people killed or crippled because they want the diamond.

Jeez, is anal sex with a sick person some fetish I'm not aware of

And why does it have to be dragons?

I want to tease Sayori all day.
I love it when she calls me a meanie.

>see a nice thing
>feel compelled to ruin it just so it matches the wastelands surrounding it
I don't understand the logic that, since we're on Veeky Forums, we have to act like the rest of Veeky Forums in order to deserve a place here. Especially since the people here are generally nice, caring and generous, that's now something anyone should really want to destroy.

>github.com/Monika-After-Story/MonikaModDev/issues/1150
"Monika has a limit of disagreements: Going back to the counters, an additional counter could be placed in for disagreements. The more you have the less she is inclined to like you. Some can have greater effects than others. Favorite color (-1) vs opinion on abortion (-20) once she gets to -129 or something, she'll dump you (also agreeing could be a +# to balance it out) after -300 she won't talk to you -400 or < she deletes/ resets."

>Opinion on abortion
>once she gets to -129 or something, She'll dump you
>She'll dump you
Wow these faggots want to use MAS to push an agenda.
Absolutely NOT.

Also
>Loves you so much that she will stare into your eyes for literally forever.
>Will dislike you for having a different favorite color.
Who writes this shit?

But she's been put through a rigorous training regimen! She is now a Monika in mind and soul!

you're welcome

That kinda fits.

periscope rifle monika

Not guilty, sir! This is my Moni tried and true!

>go out to drive while /ddlc/ looks to be at its end
>come home
>everything is back to normal, somewhat

Proud of you guys, even though I mostly post Yuri pics along with spoilered things that usually tend to be wholesome I still like it around here, and I like seeing everyone here happy, I love all of you guys, keep fighting the good fight.

>now
not *

The same people who actually believe that are probably kiddies that get all their laughs off of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Now quit talking about it or risk drawing his gaze towards us again.

I'm going to try and write a fic for the first time in my life. I can't promise it'll be good. I can't promise that you guys will like it. But please promise me that you guys will still be around when I finish it, okay?

>spoilered things that usually tend to be wholesome
Like telling people you love them? because I love you

>Slayer Natsuki gets captured while investigating your and Yuri's dissapearance!
>She puts up a hell of a fight, and even manages to resist mistress's charms!
>At first!
>It takes time, but mistress wears her down!
>A week in, Natsuki stops cursing her after her hypnosis sessions!
>Instead she sits in silence, looking disappointed that it's over!
>Two weeks in, she trades her ragged uniform for the frilly dress mistress offers her!
>A few days later, mistress starts letting her walk around the castle on her own!
>She doesn't even consider the possibility of leaving!
>One day as she's laying blissfully in mistress's arms, mistress offers to drink her blood as well!
>Natsuki practically squeals with delight as she accepts!
>Three servants for mistress!

3/4

>Someone else finds me.
>Someone else to worry about.
How many of you are there?!?
Don't think I'm not mad at you for last night! I was certain you already had that smug.

Not what I meant, sorry. Chan culture is dumb bullshit. I'd explain what I meant, but it would just start an argument again, so have this Moni.

>Actually maybe she is.
I don't think Yuri would like fighting. You saw how she reacted to Natsuki's fight about manga and literature in Act 1. She didn't want to fight at first. Your reaction was much like hers, I assume!

Good job, user! How are you gonna relax with your Doki now? Putting some /comfy/ on a USB?

I'm sorry! :c

>Who the fuck are you? I didn't vote for you!
I'm just another user! Don't worry about who I am, just enjoy the Moni!

Did I do bad...?

HELL YEAH! Here you go.

>this entire post
Sometimes I'm glad my doki doesn't have an afterstory mod, just because whoever makes it will inevitably fuck it up this hard

Periscope rifle Monika!

That's an interesting Sayori sprite. In what situation would she react like this?

Want doesen't even begin to describe.
Tainting beatiful things can give you an incredible thrill. For alot of people thats the only kind of excitement they have left.
Its only here in complete anonymity that we can act like that but still recover from it.
So don't hate the player. Hate the game

>Did I do bad
No. Rare Monis are always a treat!

She still needs to apply for immigration for she is not a true Monika!
She doesn't even have brown hair! Both of you are being deported.
>You saw how she reacted to Natsuki's fight about manga and literature in Act 1.
Thats true... Also hey, you don't have a question!

I WILL DEFEND MY EMPIRE WITH MY LIFE! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE POWER I HAVE!

I remember getting my certificate from ED...

>Who writes this shit?
It's a henpecked main dev, a team of people who are of questionable ability to write english and the main masses of Monikafags who think "But the others weren't real" is a compelling argument.

>>Someone else to worry about.
I wouldn't worry about it, Chris because I love you