/ink/ - Splatoon General

Best song.

10th for EGG IS FUCKED
EVERYONE PANIC, IT'S ALL RIGGED

CHICKENS REPORT IN

Holy shit I just experienced the comeback push of the century.

Okay how the fuck do I stop unintentionally throwing games. I have a 4 minute timeout and I need to know now what the EZ mode weapon is

I want to scramble Marina’s eggs, if you know what I mean.

Right now it’s something with beakons because you can use them to get into closed off areas.

Friend Request sent.
Bit of warning I'm not docked and I'm at 1/4 battery so I got less than an hour in me.

I'm not well-versed in that but I could give them a try at least for other people
Super-jumping has always led me into death so I almost never do it

Can't find enough, I'm going solo.

Blacklisted

What are Off The Hook so much sluttier than the Squid Sisters?

Fair enough.

I would love some lewd Pearl if anyone has any, Marina is fine aswell I guess. Squid Sisters can leave.

>Rappers
>Not lewd

how will eggfags ever recover

Got to 2053 and then got kicked back to 1920.
How do I stop being a carried shitter?

Which one /Ink/? Keep in mind that Pearl is 25 and Marina is 19 according to the art book.

They're more extremes than squid sisters.
In both designs and personalities.

I want to go to Pearl’s family mansion and bend her over every piece of furniture in every room multiple times.

I would put Marina against the glass window in the square and nail her until she has squibs.

By having me on Team Chicken, that's how.

just got a comm error and got booted yuuri

pearl is a disgusting goblin
marina is beautiful

It's all good, I got the room back up quickly. God damn it EU.

do i

You gonna go octoboy k?

stop
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop

This is just embarassing, Eggboys.

EGG
G
G

thighfuck woomy

>Two more wins and I'll be Queen
Good stuff. How's everyone else's status.

>(You)
She's 21 you tard.

i want to die
nearly every game i play my eggy team eats SHIT

>Facing a team with a power level that's 300 higher than yours
WHO DECIDES THIS SHIT

>team egg
>bitching earlier about constantly losing
>fuck it
>buys aerospray
>winning constantly
>losing a lot less games

I don't care what /ink/ says, aerospray is very noob friendly

One more and I'll be at royalty. I'll stick around for a few more. Scrubbing btw.

>I'm on the same team as kier
Godammit

Will your woomy accept their new octoling master?

>20 points away from queen

I wish I could play more but I have half day at work tomorrow.

it means you're on the winning team

D/c'd from the room

what does he get from posting this every thread

51/99 so a ways to go

just got booted again

if theres a nicer hair, maybe.

Our rocks off

Egg's completely rotten

Fuckkkkk, I am starting to get jungle fever.

It's all good, I actually need to head to bed after this one. But, luckily I'm just one match (whether I win or lose this one) away from Royalty.

EU Plz.

/ink/ usually wont judge your weapon choice when in a lobby unless you're constantly fucking up

Wow it's the same 3 images of slut woomy with the same 3 things said over and over, I'm cumming uncontrollably

Horrible.
I peaked at above 2000 and now I'm back down to 1870.
What sucks is that I was carried pretty hard through all of it.
Having zero skill is a fucking drag.

...

thats actually a good thing
so far kier always pick the winning team

Thanks Zenfnord, Ramirez, and Keen. But, I need to sleep for school. Good luck!

>roundface tumblrnose marina

delet

Cripes. Had to turn on color lock, these colors look awesome but some subs blend together really badly.

GGs everyone

Too bad that was our worst match tonight. It was fun playing with you guys. GGs

o storyanon; where art thou?

>Saturday classes

cum vs piss

Cum, scat can die in a fire

>Finally made it to royalty
At least I ended with a high note by juking some Youtube fag with a splatbomb. Twice.
Oh well, egg is fucked.

Man I'm loving all this cream topped chocolate in my square

>won a 3v4
jesus christ egg you're fucking shit

any egg nerds still teaming up
i'm finally ready to play this shitshow

>The only times I get a lot of kills and ink a lot of turf are the ones we lose.
I hate myself.
I'm sorry Team Chicken.

Cluck-2 standing by

^this
I was in a team for first seven, two of my team was given 2200 and I was given 2000, why is this?
Why can't I just get good already?

Give me... 15 minutes, 30 tops. I’ll crack out a quickie like a yebby getting ridden by Slut.

>get paired against an egg team with level 60s and an 80
>my team only had level 20s and 30s
We were getting whooped, I just gave up in the last 30 seconds and started squidbagging at the spawn, no point in delaying the inevitable.

All the kids are on team egg. I made a big mistake.

anyone doing sr then?

Same lad. Despicable display.

>hurr egg came first me smart

that's what you get

Pathetic. You should never give up.

you mean seabagging

Last 30 seconds, I wouldn't have given up.
Last 5-10 seconds, yes I would have.

Retarded egg from another bird gave birth to the first chicken. It's a known scientific factinion.

One wipe is all it takes to win in the last 30 seconds

>gives up at 30 sec
>not last 8~5
oh fuck you

peaked at 1976, kinda shitty compared to my previous splatfests but I think it's because I was forcing myself to use every single weapon with beakon on it
at least now I understand the importance of superjumping
my W:L was 19:15

I'm kicking ass on Egg t b h

Apparently one teammate dc'd and the enemy was swarming near our spawn. We had 15% of the map covered. 0% chance of victory.

Oh, if it was a 3v4 yeah you were boned.

>3v4
Mention these things first

This splatfest sucked and it's just beginning.

VS Chicken Wins: 16
VS Chicken Losses: 23
Starting Power: 2168.6

I think this is the worst ever splatfest I've had. The only one coming close would be Science vs Art. Not a single mirror though. Sorry Egg bros

I went from over 2k to 1600 last time. Nonstop losing.