>News New Weapon! Sploosh-o-matic Neo is available! Sub: beakons; Special: tentamissiles Pearl and Marina amiibo will release on July 13! Inklings will be in Smash Bros. 2018! The Octo Expansion DLC has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign with 80 missions and playable Octolings for $20! Version 3.0 is coming in late April with piles of new content! Over 100 pieces of gear, Rank X, and new and returning stages including Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Wahoo World! Flower wins the latest JP Splatfest! Next US and EU Splatfest is chicken vs. egg! 3/9 (Fri) 8:00 p.m. PT – 3/10 (Sat) 8:00 p.m. PT
How did Tim become such a wide spread meme? Tim and the discord aren't even particularly nice people and openly shit talks most people with a different opinion of the game or how it's played than themselves.
Gabriel Bennett
No, I'm just heavily handicapped and require help from my papa. My arms and one of my legs were amputated at an early age. I control my keyboard and joysticks using the toes from my left foot and a machine that moves according to how soft or how hard I blow into a tube.
David Reyes
Never. Hopefully this also means the devs know how much people care and will be more careful with this precious squid.
How do you read the ascended ranks? Like level 20 for instance? Do you say level 20 star?
Ayden Hernandez
In Splat1 chargers were fairly common, and a good charger is the best thing to induce dehydration. Now that big guns are rare, Hydra often is the biggest fish in the pond, absolutely untouchable.
Chase Cook
Almost went back to where i was Currently: 2130 Highest: 2150 Good night lads, hope i can crush like that tomorrow... can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time, fellow egg bros?
>getting nothing but port mackerel >every team doesn't know how to handle not letting people sneak behind These fuckers are tanking my rank. I'm just going to not play until next map rotation
Luis Martin
Tim played in the most watched Splatoon tournament ever at last year's E3 and demolished the filthy japs at their own game and brought glory and honor to us second class splatoon citizens. I don't think "Splat Tim" refers to Tim though, if that's what you mean. Splat Tim is a whole other thing.
Jason King
>getting close to enemy ink with splooshes around You did that to yourself. You should thank lag for letting you trade with them.
Jordan Jones
When joining an /ink/ group, will you guys bully me if I use my Mii as my avatar?
>grey ink under lamps looks yellow >faggots lag so hard exploding under arriving superjump does nothing Epic game shitendo, remind me why do i play it?
Nolan Morris
tim is the hero we need
Adrian Fisher
Your mii looks depressed
Lincoln Baker
It's not about him, it started from this. Not much else to it really.
Hybrid? But there are literal octolings since the first game? What did octolings have sex with inklings and create abomination offspring or something so they could tolerate the squid ink in order to turf war with them?
There were test tubes involved so probably not actual sex, but that general idea is sound.
Carson Jackson
aaand full but feel free to add anyways
Andrew Walker
smurf account
Michael Peterson
Cummy on tummy
Easton Hughes
Still need another?
Brody Hill
sent
Jaxson Brown
daily reminder that senda-chan is for us what slut woomy is for inkopolis
Evan Walker
just got one guy "gam" still need one more. setting up the lobby now
Ryan Roberts
Playing with randoms is absolute torture
Nathaniel Gonzalez
who
Josiah Stewart
Hotdog woomy's buttcheeks and cum on her back!
Sebastian Martin
okay lobby is up
Robert Sanchez
>3rd Chicken Mirror Match Uh oh
Thomas Scott
Ive just started this splatfest. I'm team Chicken, have only fought eggs. Feels good man.
Colton Rodriguez
same tbqh
Joshua Ramirez
Slut Woomy irl, he’s pretty hot in a girly way, apparently.
Jaxon Roberts
Not literally irl, they're different anons, but metaphorically
Jaxon Walker
I mean who wouldn't want to choose the side that can shoot cum everywhere
Brody Moore
good first match!
Nathaniel Garcia
Fucking how? On my way to King 90% of matches were Egg-Egg. I am not exaggarating, literally that.
Noah Brooks
senda is a regular from here that usually host sr with the thread some idiots around here are obsessed with him, orbiting and telling everyone he is a girl, to the point of editing discord chats
Benjamin Johnson
>Alright, Queen rank reached, time to kill salmons! >Oh...right
I haven't been able to git gud with the inkjet since the nerf
Jaxson Scott
I want to ejaculate in and on this woomy
Julian Martinez
Is it normal that i want to put my dick in that things mouth? I dont even have any consoles btw, no idea what that creature is supposed to be
Charles Brooks
Why can't I just replace all the splatfest music with the octo expansion theme, these songs are lame.
Dominic Green
But girlcum can't fertilize eggs
Colton Parker
>those 2 months when inkjet was easily the best special >and when it was stacked with pre-nerf armor
Dark times.
Ryder Sullivan
Off the Hook music in general is pretty terrible. Squid Sister music back when?
Mason King
Aw, they should have said splat inhibitors instead. Still funny
Ian James
we lost every zone and still won somehow
Ayden Powell
At least there are several songs in Splatfest battles. Deludge Dirge induces mild PTSD after hours of non-stop grinding towards 999 and daily bonus fishing.
