/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

>Performed the expected duty of all blueberries
>Shadows Die Twice trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=iWFgvbf_Zu8

>DaS1 Remaster information
docs.google.com/document/d/1Tx8SxAv_HW57SRdx0CCwquRP2DPM36zz7QwB_wTQclE/pub

>READ ME BEFORE POSTING, IF YOU'RE NEW
pastebin.com/Txe190aw

>Shitposter filter lists for Veeky Forums X users
pastebin.com/fZHW0a8b

>Character Planners
mugenmonkey.com/
soulsplanner.com/

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1X57UrBP6agjk1heiYS7fOzhK67TYDXAoTvRHOFwoabc/pub

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/FiDXYjfs

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/Rtb5w9yS

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/tehcGm75

>BLOODBORNE
docs.google.com/document/d/1TlAjZSvmE979gbayTvpioT72n5A7_bUjMNCLuOatJTQ
Bloodborne discussion is welcome here, but you'll get more help in their general: >KING'S FIELD
pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>COMMUNITY
Discord: discord.gg/C3AX2Hk
Steam group: steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral

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>Pale Tongues
>not Proof of Concord Well Kept

See filename.

Do I need a PS+ account active to play DS3/BB online on a PS4? Not even to participate in PvP duels or anything, just to see messages and bloodstains.

Yes.

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rate this birb

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>birb
Use Billed Mask

why are the conditions for Proof of a Concord Well Kept so retarded

neck souls 3

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Because you're a fucking casual.

>aldrichfags using aldrichbadge drop nothing, but aldrichfags using red eye drop well kept
>makes sense

don't be a fag

>obligatory Desert Slut image for /DSG/ because someone will upload one anyway - might as well be me.

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OFFICIAL STAT RANKINGS FOR DS3

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>tfw don't have the figure for desert sorc cosplay because built like a brick house
meh, desert sliuts are overrated anyhow
could easily do Mildred though if I put on a little weight

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>not maxing out vit and vig masterrace

Do you consider fighting bosses with NPC phantoms the same as soloing them?

lardlords are worthless because they are common and ugly. Desert Sluts are build for loving, however. Hence why this thread never gets tired of them.

Do try your cosplay. Someone will bang you after that, my dude. Probably.

no, it is considerably easier except for a few cases

I hardly see desert sluts or thicc cannibals, let alone any Souls cosplay
You see a lot around the launch of a game and then it just tapers off.

Did see a really good Maiden in Black last year though.

Is it evil to kill Greatwood? I mean what good reason would you have to do that?

Of course not.
I hated when DS2 and 3 forced me to summon for a sidequest or to get some piece of gear.

>let alone any Souls cosplay
Where are you looking? At my city's Comic Con there are always at least a few people doing Souls cosplays.
>tfw will never cosplay as desert slut because male

>doing DS1 invasions in Anal Rodeo with my black knight
>get some guy in full elite knight using a broadsword and crest shield
>he summons Solaire and is clearly brand new
Poor guy
He was so cute

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>summon
>get gear
>bc
wow

its a gross tree, you're just a landscaper

>mildred cosplay
But that's just a sack and a torn loincloth

Lady Maria is a great Souls cosplay for girls. You get to show off some fash, no need to worry about creating expensive armor and even if you don't know Souls games a proper Maria cosplay looks really good.

Alternatively a cute witch like Karla or Zullie would be really good as well.

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You have to beat Old Demon King with big swamp cuck to get Cornyx set

What's with the Great Swamp and Catarina producing only the most based individuals? And Carim only producing dickheads? And Astora only moble, kind knights?

I would obviously be making the weapon too especially since it's my weaponfu, and I'd definitely give the outfit wear and tear.

You could make the male version of the chest piece and go as a desert twink instead.

turn yourself black. you can even wear the fashion in the rebirth menu to finetune the shade
that's not a birb, that's a cute like garg

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>like
little. i don't know why i typed like

>not Sage Hat

Thanks for telling me not to let my dreams be dreams, but if I were to do a cosplay I'd probably rather go as Artorias or Gwyndolin than a desert twink.

Where should I stop myself for maximum fun jolly coop in DS3?

>want to do a full ornstein cosplay with full metal armor and chainmail but can't since its way too expensive and labour intensive and also im a girl

>implying girls don't cosplay as male characters all the time

80 +10
anything higher is PVP metacancer tryhards

>Gwyndolin
yes please

im not tall or broad enough for an ornstein

>niBBrillas
kek

>and also I'm a girl
And? A friend of mine did a knight armor cosplay of Souls despite being a girl.

It's not like you could tell the difference under the armor.

>yes please
Don't get too excited, I'm 6'1" and while the mask would cover my upper face, I'm sure my chin wouldn't be waifu material. I'm literally trash tier desu.
it doesn't have to be a 1:1 to scale recreation, you can fudge it to fit your body and still look good.

>a girl

And I am an Arabian prince with billions of oil dollars. Wanna be my 99th wife?

>girls cosplay as masculine charachters
>boys cosplay as feminine charachters
When did it all go wrong?

Anime is magic.

i just feel like i wouldnt be representing him right
idk
i want to be able to take the helmet off and be a hot ornstein

>implying anime has anything to do with it

Truly......
It plays a big part

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>implying anime isn't a jewish psi-op

>implying girls don't play Souls
I talk with friends who are girls and not girls[male] who play Souls and have co-oped with some. It's not unthinkable at all.

>When did it all go wrong?
It's probably OnlyAfro lol.

I'm not saying anime isn't degenerate, just that I turned out the way I am with minimal anime influence.

>girls on the internet
Good one, also OnlyAfro is just one of the many sorry fools that hopped onto the crossdress train

>watch anime
>fap to anime lolis
>start fapping to real lolis
>bad end : go to jail

>watch anime
>fap to anime girls
>go to Japan and marry a jap girl
>move back to States with her
>bad end : she cucks and divorces you

>fap to anime girls
>develop a desire to BE the anime girl
>crossdress and start taking hormones
>bad end : tranny suicide

YOU JUST CAN'T WIN, STOP WATCHING ANIME

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What should I do if I don't watch anime? The last time I watched anime was probably when I was a young kid watching DBZ. I've also never fapped to anime.

Ornstein is a beanpole.

>what should I do if I don't watch anime
Keep it that way and you're good.

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>Keep it that way and you're good
I don't think you understand. I'm , so clearly I am not good if I want to cosplay Gwyndolin and desert thot.

The Gutter is just a better Blighttown, I really like it. In fact I've liked most all of the levels so far in DaSII.

>Ornstein
>broad

he is a qt dex/fth twink

anime is shit

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Hol up so respeccing or changing appearance only costs one tongue? I farmed 5 tongues from the farron wraiths because i thought it costed 5

Words, words, words. Where are the proofs, 'missy'?

you can do it 5 times if you don't use the glitch

Yeah that's what it says but for some reason I thought I needed 5 tongues for each.
Well that's great, feels like seeing one last cookie in the jar but then you lift it and right below it are another 4 cookies perfectly aligned that you couldn't see before

Can you and your friends make a cosplay that looks like this one picture? For science, of course.

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>tfw no boobs so can't cosplay desert sorceress
Even if I could I wouldn't anyway. If I had to cosplay a souls character it'd be Artorias. He's my favorite boss and I'm skelly so I could manage to get nice chicken legs

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Why is he so perfect bros?

If he's so perfect, why did he lose twice

Do NOT bully best boi

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Because you're a fujoshi that falls for memes. Dude's a total jobber, his accomplishments are limited to killing a few Darkwraiths

Is using the black knight sword easy mode? I stopped using it after Seath and then switched to a crystallized Uchi

>best boi
>jobs instantly against Manus and CU despite being a demi-god, later powered up by abyss cum
ok m8

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you are breaking my heart desu

>missy
>can you and your friends
I never said I was a chick, I'm a guy and the closer friends I have that play Souls are chubby, not that good looking or lesbiansadly the actually hot ones are indeed gay. I just said that I know that quite a lot of girls do play these games.

However, if I get a decent looking girl to dress up for me, I might order a custom Desert Slut outfit and take pics for you guys.

Are any mods besides dsfix good to have for ds1?
Been using a quality build with demon's spear and uchi it's pretty fun, haven't played in four years.

>and take pics for you guys.
You are a hero we do not deserve, m'dude

If what you're saying is true, then you should have more than 11K souls from defeating Aldrich.

The Old Dragonslayer boss fight made me sad Orn***** deserved better.

>put fanservice boss
>but no armor despite it being buyable in 1
Still mad

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DSIC is mandatory if you want to play with keyboard and mouse

Who else is ready for Desert thot armor: DaS1 edition?

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Pic related Ciaran and Artorias

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>ywn be Ciaran and be a faithful companion to Artorias
Why even live?

That's Manus and Artorias

>ywn be impaled by artorias dick

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I remember being mad at that level of fanservice with DaS2 around release, it's hardly an nonissue with the egregious amount of it in 3.

More simple days.

best boy is ornstein
and best pairing is them together

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DsS2 is worse because it is "muh independent world" while shoehorning DaS1 lore in everywhere

DaS3 is a direct successor, based on "muh convolution :^)" so at least is fits there

>ywn spend cold nights cuddled around the bonfire with Artorias and Sif for warmth
>ywn fight alongside Artorias in the constant battle against the abyss
>ywn give him your estus flask and tend to his wounds after a battle

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please m8 I'm not retarded, using a controller.
Meant more so like connectivity fixes.

AHH
HE'S PUTTING HIS ABYSS IN MY CATACOMBS

DSCM, PvP Watchdog if you want to have online interactions, if not DSFix is all you need really

>implying it's not Ornstein and Gwyndolin

>spoiler
LONDOR
O
N
D
O
R

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comfy

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>Artorias and Ornstein are bff jock buddies

Maybe my favorite piece of fanart.

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>salvage ds2 save from old computer
>load up my old main
>80 upvotes on one of my messages
>I assisted 80 people
is this what it feels like to be a hero?

Not all heros wear capes user.

oh god source pls