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hyuk

ANIME!

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3-0 incoming

>3-0 script poster was right
f-fug...

promocode bsj @gameleap dot com

All according to the script. Just one more game left.

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

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perfect

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IT'S ANOTHER 3-0 FINAL, SO MUCH FUN

>vp win
>rock music starts playing

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NA teams left out in another major

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Don't bully pugna again pls.
>VGJ somehow managed to get to finals through easy games. good tournament XD

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T-TI4 finals 2.0?
I thought this patch is supposed to be good.
Oh well guess we have to wait another 6 months for the meta to change.

Reminder

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>by the time chinks learn the meta icefraud will release a patch

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me no likey this final

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>china

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>boob plate
cringe

all right you asked for it

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wow i hope vp can keep this up until ti8

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How many points are VGJ getting on 2nd place?

Draft a mid Silencer and a Battle Alch VP. you've already won, have fun

NO! The ballsniff one :(

nth for anime
*toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot*

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i no like it too

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please no

>reddit babbies crying because the games aren't "close" enough
little boys can't handle seeing an actually GOOD team play filled with nice honest white men

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It's about time for veno to slay some slavs.

you stupid gameleap nigger

i don't even care about chink vs slavs, but 2h hour jungle farm or rat split push games were much more enjoyable than this

I hope we win the WC again this year.

what did he mean?

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I don't understand how you can even dislike VP they are all likeable now that Lil is no longer on the team

El Asesino

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B E S T W A I F U

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they will have 1395

retarded cunt

>slav
>white

>it's a ruskie
three fiddy he has the gameleap link on his account

Is VP the new OG? But with likeable players

pugna tho

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my favorite meme

Why aren't you rooting for Ramzes?

Yesterday's VP vs Liquid grand finals was pretty great, though it is weird they made it a bo3 for a major

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>ez games
>beat EG 3-0
JUST

I'm busy rooting against the yellowskins

I'm really not sure.

twitter.com/pglesports/status/972830977935532033
twitter.com/pglesports/status/972830977935532033
>the absolute state of chyna

>games decided by draft both in pubs and in the tournaments
Nice balance, Vulva

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almost funny skit

ofcourse SirActionSlacks must force himself into it to make it unfunny

"Someday people would be able to play DotA normally but not today. Only one team would play normal today. Super easy."

These stories are all true from the actual managers by the way

What have I missed?

how do i explain these skits to my GF?

He's a cunt in pubs.

>yet another 3-0 stomp in the finals

When did Dota become this boring to watch?

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normally means "well"
t. qualified interpreter

forced memes and based chyna slayers

WHEN YOU FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

tell her to show bobs or gtfo

Just because one team stomps another doesn't mean it was all in the draft, VGJ were outpicked but a different team would have made the matches more competitive

>the best part of the grand finals is a repeat of slacks acting autistic
how did dota get so shit

They're not very anonymous

>Telling the manager to book you another fly because you are too tired
Money say that was RTZ

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Might as well do the dishes instead of watching game three.

He's just saying that VGJ are choking?
Makes sense desu.

8/10 was rtz or sumail

Why aren't they showing off Artifact here

>doing the dishes takes longer than 10 mins
holy shit what the fuck are you doing?

>yet another
>last two tournaments were 3-1
>before that two 3-2s
based goldfish bro overgeneralizing whatever you've seen most recently to being the norm

her quiver must be wide and flat

Not even "well" but decent, I'd say. He basically says that everyone plays abnormally/bad. Except for one team.

Why does the trophy look like it's made of polysterene?

>China Doto

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>It can't be helped

>pick TB
>pick DK
>STILL LOSES
What did they mean by this?

based

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believe it or not user but some people actually cook real meals and don't just eat microwave dinners like you

Not "would" but "will". Sorry I had a brain freeze.

Just leave the dishes to soak properly before cleaning them lmao
Unless you're cooking for you're extended family or some shit

there are a lot of dishes when you dont live alone, user

chibi

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So Ramzes and rtz are both the undisputed pub stars of their respective regions, how come one performs fantastically while the other supposedly loses because of his ego?

STOP
MAKING
GIFS

protip : quickly wash the dishes right after cooking and just before eating as it goes much faster

This, or at least clean up as much as possible.
Some stuff really needs to soak for a while.

>the amount of third worlders without a dish-washing machine itt
huh

You can be "good" in different ways. Arteezy is very good at winning in pubs but the skillset doesn't translate completely over to pro games. It's like other pubstars like waga and cancel, they just can't play pro

>what is a dishwasher

nice. i'll be able to blogpost in half an hour

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because rtz is overrated and ramzes is actually a top2 carry
when was the last time rtz took over a game after playing from behind

tell me why I shouldnt stack evasion on PA

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