/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #769

''It's still her birthday'' Edition

Previous Thread: >Life is Strange: Before the Storm - Farewell Launch Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=OBYMX2ZSdos

>Release Dates:
Episode 1 − ''Awake'' 31 August 2017 (Out Now)
Episode 2 − ''Brave New World'' 19 October 2017 (Out Now)
Episode 3 − ''Hell Is Empty'' 20 December 2017 (Out Now)
Bonus Episode: Farewell − 06 March 2018 (Out Now)

Life is Strange: Before the Storm features Chloe Price, a 16 year-old rebel who forms an unlikely friendship with Rachel Amber, a beautiful and popular girl destined for success. When Rachel’s world is turned upside down by a family secret, it takes their newfound alliance to give each other the strength to overcome their demons. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.

Life is Strange is an episodic interactive drama from DONTNOD Entertainment. Set in the Pacific Northwest in the town of Arcadia Bay, the player follows the story of Maxine Caulfield and her seemingly newfound ability to turn hella gay and rewind time. At the prestigious Blackwell Academy, Max must prepare with Chloe Price for the incoming storm of returning to her hometown after five years. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.

>Official Website:
lifeisstrange.com

>Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/554620
store.steampowered.com/app/319630
steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanlisg

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>FAQs, Old Threads/Strawpolls, Soundtrack/Music & Leaks:
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>Compilation of Fanfics:
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>/lisg/ sings:
youtube.com/watch?v=pQJgF3NToUg
youtube.com/watch?v=WjPsOkijFh0
youtube.com/watch?v=2aSC1kY30uI

>Strawpolls:
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youtube.com/watch?v=rhvZxmgLfNA
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reddit.com/user/Nemeblubb
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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best girl!

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BAE > bay

BFFs, Pirates, Wonder Twins, Partners in Time & Crime & Love, Fellow Dorks, GFs, Wives.
OTP.
youtube.com/watch?v=rhvZxmgLfNA

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Chloe is #1

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DYKES GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Chloe gets the ultimate surprise for her b-day.

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Always.

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Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

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This x100000

MWhorestore like, girl in Arcadia Bay

>"Shhhh, Lisa. Be quiet or we'll get busted!"
*nibble nibble*

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Best cock sleeve in Arcadia Bay

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>still can't stop

Welp, guess I'll have to bombard another thread tonight

This x-100000

Damn you're one hard MF

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

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MARRIED

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Don't skip you meal, guys!

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Thanks bro

Holy shit please do it! I want to see the pissfielders moan and bitch and suffer.

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

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I bet Rachel smells like a dirty old cum sock

Kiss the birthday girl!

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As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

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I'm saying this unironically, btw.

do it, faggot!

that looks so tasty

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Difficult when your lips have rotted off your face
Or did the sheer amount of semen in her system somehow preserve her?

CUTE*

*This applies to both characters present in the image in case any Saltfielders are confused

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Rachel a whore

Well at least the spammers have admitted that they were legion all along and there were never those innocent anons who "just played BtS"

Y o u

nice falseflagging, but and never come back, legion

Nope that's still me

I guess you can keep calling me Legion if it helps you ignore that I am the monster you created

strawpoll.me/15229935

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Thinking a corpse is cute is a serious mental issue user

Looks tasty.

Hug the birthday girl!

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Ehhhhhh. Shut the fuck up you idiot

Talk about the game or just fuck off. Why even spending your whole time on shitposting on a some vg, you pathetic fuck

a cute dominatrix

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>calls people pissfielders
>totally not legion
Fegit, we put up with your falseflag shit for months. We know how to spot it

Now i know why some of you hate that nemeblob guy on leddit. he btfos all of you maxinefags all day.

I call you Saltfielders which is totally new

Checkmate

Good job legion fag

BTFO

>fegit
>dykeshitter is also a confirmed ESL that suffers mental issues
L I K E
P O T T E R Y

Only one cuck is doing all of these spamming.

How embarassing

Link?

Praise her! Adore her! Revere her! The Goddess of Arcadia Bay! Rachel Dawn Amber! With the power to destroy an entire town and be immune to Maxine's time powers!

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And yet she wasn't immune to her craving for cock

Max may be the cutest girl but Chloe is by far the hottest girl.

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Omg a teenage girl had sex and did drugs just like Chloe. She's evil >:]

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Rock out with the birthday girl!

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samefagging this hard

>literally OD'd on cock
If only we could've intervened

>could've met Chloe as soon as she entered the mill
>was servicing the glory hole instead
I guess everything worked out though.

anti-rachel pricefieldfag puritans literally blown the frick out

reddit.com/user/Nemeblubb

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>Saltfielders playing right into my hands

All according to keikaku

>admitting Rachel cheated on Chloe
>hahaha saltfielders btfo

What a great gf bringing Chloe corndogs after a long day at the skate park

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And she didn't have to pay money for them either! A quick blowie is the new Rachel Amber currency

I think both are equally the cutest.

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>"Happy birthday, Chlo!"

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>using a pricefield nickname for Chloe
PRICEless

Tons of cute one-shots celebrating Chloe's birthday today on AO3.
Wish I had the talent and/or the motivation. Maybe next year.

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any rape fics

>And for your birthday I only cheated on you 3 times today! That's how much I care about you

Same. I have a few fanfics plotted out but my writing skills are fucking bad. Takes forever to get to a bullet point

Max would cook only the best for her gf's birthday!

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what does the license plate in farewell ref?

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REMINDER THAT SHITTING ON SOMEONES FAVORITE PAIRING IS SOMETHING NATHAN WOULD DO.

DONT BE LIKE NATHAN, HE WAS ON THE PATH TO KILL CHLOE. NEITHER RACHAEL OR MAX WOULD WANT THAT.

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Theres a good one where Mark "rapes" a drugged rachel in the dark room but she actually enjoys it and calls him daddy I think. Even includes a bloody creampie

Nathan and Rachel canonically fucked before and after BtS

>REMINDER THAT SHITTING ON SOMEONES FAVORITE PAIRING IS SOMETHING RACHEL WOULD DO.
>DONT BE LIKE RACHEL, SHE WAS ON THE PATH TO ABANDON CHLOE. NEITHER NATHAN OR MAX WOULD WANT THAT.
fixed

If Rach really wanted to leave, she would have succeeded.
For Max, it's canon, she did not contact Chloe.

>If Rach really wanted to leave, she would have succeeded.
And she almost did, but the only reason she didn't isn't cause she had a change of her cold cunt heart, but cause she got killed.

If Rachel really loved Chloe then she wouldve have cheated on her and fallen in love with Mark

And she was killed because she stayed (:

No, she got killed cause she wasn't fast enough to leave.

I don't talk about the "cheating" issue, but about the abandon thing.

She got killed by her two weaknesses: drugs and dick

The blue car = The Sopranos I guess

At least she have an excuse *caugh* Max *caugh*

Honestly abandoning and ghosting soneone when they need you the most is worst than cheating.
Only shut in virgins would disagree

Guys I can’t bring myself to play BtS, I’m not ready to say goodbye to Chloe or her story. I couldn’t finish P5 for the same reason; I didn’t want to say goodbye to everyone.

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>t. an actual cuckold

Maybe in your opinion but Chloe forgave Max pretty quickly

What is Max giving Chloe as a present today /lisg/?

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Delicious dinner

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>Saltfielders have become the thing they hate even more

Good .... goood