/2hug/ - Touhou General - #128

Marisa sux Edition

Previous thread >What is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell series made by ZUN where cute girls have tea and snacks with other cute girls.

>I have questions!
pastebin.com/PMpRnhmb (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>Introduction and tips for new players~
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>Download and apply Vpatch for reduced lag, MoF MarisaB glitch fix, extremely high FPS fix and Windowed screen adjustment (Search ‘vpatch tutorial’ on youtube if you have problems installing it)
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Game_Tools_and_Modifications#Vsync_Patches

>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version of FMW2 without the game-breaking bug)
pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm

>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! (If you want to submit a score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4/edit#gid=1978990074

Touhou is a videogame about raping the slutty womanlet.

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I love Yuuka!

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Aya is for ________

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First for Marisa

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Losing her job in favor of social media.

I love user!
Paizuri!

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dinner.

Kissing on the lips

Did someone say Aya?

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No. That's your job in Gensokyo.

Tengu don't eat hymens.

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kiss the fish

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Are you sure? Aya probably ate plenty of hymen's in her day. Just ask Hatate.

How much wrong did she do?

Hand holding and casual sex

Eating a hymen sounds like a very unpleasant experience for both parties involved.

Hatate is fake news, don't trust anything she says.

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>sex on anything but lunatic
Fucking casuals

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>lunatic sex
now I wonder what that is like.

How is sex on Lunatic NBNM?

She's not a saint, but ZUN portrays her in such a hilarious and lovable way that it's easy to look past her trying to murder Kasen's pet.

Double trips of inhuman luck and truth! That has never been done before!

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I'm sure Youkai enjoy it. Virgin flesh probably tastes fantastically.

Why is Ayaya so ayaya?

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>just now realize my get

Maybe the rest of the person, but the hymen specifically seems like an unappetizing meal.

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The taoist doctrine is pretty much NBNM sex.
>virgins only
>no ejaculation

That's my feelings on her as well. And unlike Reimu, she doesn't seem to support any murderous dictatorships.

>No ejaculation
but that's a miss in itself, instead of capturing spellcards you need to fertilize wombs for a no miss sex run.

I love her, but only because her characterization is absolutely schizophrenic and I just ignore the part where she's a nigger tier criminal with her thievery and poaching endangered species.

But cumming inside is easy and abstaining from it is not.

>Maybe the rest of the person, but the hymen specifically seems like an unappetizing meal.
I mean, maybe? I guess we don't really know either way. Unless we ask a actual real life cannibal.

Yeah but the point of it is to ejaculate after all. No ejaculations would be like getting no score bonuses for a spellcard.

To be fair, her kleptomania has been gradually getting downplayed. And i doubt Gensokyo has anti poaching laws.

Not really. A hymen is a thin flap of flesh. Do you like eating thin flaps of flesh?

I'm sure some people do. I mean, people eat the weirdest shit. Especially when it comes to meat.

It's possible. There are some weirdos out there.

Yes. And most youkai are weirdos.

>You will never grow old with your 2hu

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>You will never have Mokou tragically watch you grow old and die.

It involves a lot of pichuu~n if you know what I mean

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>tragically
I bet she'd just laugh at your misfortune like the edgy shitter she is

No. That would be Kaguya.

>Lunatic sex with Alice
Where do I sign up?

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Alice is for loveless rape

>play either eratohoK or eratohoTW
>this feeling kicks in after a short while
>close the game

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no u

Alice is for making life.

Is reemoo your 2hu?

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You'll have to talk to her pimp, Rinnosuke, for that.

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Touhou 17 is looking good guys
good to see new bullet types being implemented

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>when jap artists draw something good but put a censor meme over it
why are we here? Just to suffer?

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>Marisa is an American plane
>Reimu is a Russian plane
ZUN hates Marisa.

She's the best.

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Good taste

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Reimu sux worse than Marisa

>Rinnosuke
>not Remilia
Why else do you think she lets Alice get access to the library? That's how Remilia pays the bills, magicians whore themselves out for her.

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Does she even have bills?

If anything, she's getting welfare from Yukari who's allowing her to stay there, while also feeding her and her sister so long as she doesn't fuck with the human village.

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*worst.

How do I stop getting into shitty arguments over meaningless shit over the internet?

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Wait why don't you guys just post in /shmupg/? I'm genuinely curious.

The same reason /fgog/ and /gbfg/ don't post in /mbgg/.

>she's a welfare queen
You know how """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""grand strategy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" general is really just paradox general? Shmup general would be at least half touhou general and no one would be happy.

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Touhou is more than shmups. It has a shitload of lore, manga, written works, characters, music, doujins, official fighting games, music cds and fangames

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Also hentai.

>doujins

Hentai too.

Doujin are usually hentai

Play games and get 1ccs.

Lore is relative. I'd say Fanworks.

i lurked it a couple times. maybe those were bad times, or maybe i just find toho fandom shitposting less wearisome. i only play cancel-em-ups these days anyway, so besides an occassional namedrop i recognize or xoxak reference, there doesn't seem to be much point for me.

By doing something else other than surfing the net 24/7?

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Ask ZUN to clarify everything.

This really is the big one.
But this would help too.

Don't forget hentai.

Don't forget the doujins

r eminder

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/k/ fucking sux dude.

>Makes your 2hu irrelevant

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I am going to FUCK Yukari.

>Put your dick inside her vagina
>She gaps it into Rinnosuke's asshole

/k/ sux as much as Marisa.

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Yes, let's hope hiro nukes /k/ and replaces it for a second /pol/.

What will Tasofro do now that they can't keep trying to fix the fundamentally flawed HM?

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Commit sudoku

fuck off marisa and /k/ are goat

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Another SWR expansion when?

SWR and Soku were trash
IaMP was the real shit but monkeys can't learn to play

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Hello me, how are you? I'm great thanks!

Playing soccer using Marisa was some cool shit I'll never forget.

Good ending

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Serves her right, she trusted the crimson slasher.

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SWR remake with new characters and updated sprites when?

Shhh, Tenko is sleeping~

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WAKE THE FUCK UP ELDEST DAUGHTER

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mmm yes, pierce those heavens with your cloth