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>Lanky again
>Die like a bitch again
Class priorities when
>larry time
>die before seeing a single person
fuck me
North America East
99.93.214.180
>Lanky again
>Kill most D-Boys and 3 NTF squads again
git gud
>147.135.10.140 (pop this in your browser to see player counts on these particular servers)
how do I do this?
When I put 147.135.10.140 into the name filter it just says nothing found
go to 147.135.10.140 on chrome like if it was any other page
OOOOH
like my internet browser not the server browser ingame
haha I never thought to do that
I just wanted some friends as 096 and they keep calling me a faggot.
So I killed them all.
Especially the guy that laughed at me in the intercom
why is nobody on 147.135.10.140:7779 talking
>getting a cup of CHIM in CB on 294
This has been talked over so many times. There's a bug causing YOU to not be able to hear or talk to other players for YOUR first round on a server. It fixes when the server starts the next round.
>not getting a cup of self confidence to finally ask your crush out
>then getting a cup of cyanide for when she rejects you
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but nobodys mic names were appearing
It's because of the bug. Ta-dah, mystery solved.
Post Doc
I recognize that bulge
*blocks your path*
AHM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
is that mark fucking zuckerburg
>play ding
>someone gets the BFG, starts firing it off
>basically dead, go for a kill anyway
>kill the wielder and live with 9% HP
nice
we just got fuckin doctor dinged that was hilarious
He was trapped in an Earth-like atmosphere for too long and it was affecting him
neo.shitpost.info EU 14 in
>get in elevator with MTF at start of the round
>someone throws a grenade when the doors close
>MTF taken out within a minute
Fuck you, you fucking faggot.
>does it again
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this should say
''the cure''
>if someone yells grenade i immediately throw one
>even in elevator
>noone yells grenade anymore
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join
>yell grenades out at the spawn
>you throw
>yell it again in the elevator
What now faggot?
>He never picked up 2 nades from the recently deceased
Fun police over here, I bet you go in with your starting loadout rather than NTF w/ chaos guns.
I want Larrys BBC in my boy pussy when the Z boys take turns fucking my mouth
One of these will protect you, the rest will try to kill you
>neo.shitpost.info
Fuck you to the chaos who left me down there with lanky for 5 fucking minutes you cowards
>mfw watching the d-boi continously send Lanky back up begging him to kill the NTF waiting topside for him
>it's chaos
>Lanky getting ping ponged back and forth for a solid minute before having enough of this shit
RIP gqoldenelite, it was fun killing you
>start as d-boy
>escape after going through hell and back
>become CI
>kill all SCPs and NTF
>never die once
>page 10
[screams externally]
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Finished off with a good as fuck game.
>Be NTF
>mics not working
>One other LT. with me
>We eventually make it to 914
>each get black cards, I got a spare as well just in case
>get to the lifts
>decide to take one on the other side as him, incase if 096 is on the end of another one
>CIs are on the other one, they gun my friend down
>Swiftly escape, then grenade both the CIs
>make it to entrance
>fellow NTFs are being retards and over extending 096's cooldown
>he's triggered as soon as I pass them all by
>get to the gate, it was left open
>barely close the gate on 096
>activate the nuke
>kill remaining CIs and SCPs for the win.
Join 147.135.10.140:7780 if you can't atm if you want to play
>Spawn as D-boy
>get separated from group and pretty much everyone fucking dies from SCP
>meet up with armed d-bro who previously had jolly co-operation with in a previous round as SCPs
>tells me "concrete neck-snapping boi" is outside and he needs my help to get past him
>we run backwards staring at him and we eventually make it to the elevator
>I get my dumb ass killed by the electric shock
>spawn as chaos insurgency
>mfw I find out D-bro makes it to the surface and he wants to go back in with the group to fuck up the SCPs and surviving NTF
Have they fixed the voice chat yet?
never 4get
voice chat seems to randomly fuck up sometimes, a round reset usually fixes it.
A dumb guy is KOS. Vengeful Nerd who TK’d a group of d-boys.
>you and your soyboy CI can't even kill me when you both fire first
Jesus christ, no wonder you die so fast.
Long hallways here, brothers
Butthurt
I guess? TKing gets punished by TKing.
Is chat broken again on :7777
Name change nullifies your asshurt.
>has to change his name to avoid getting KOS
What a loser
>Thank Larry for his service in ww1
>he leaves me alone
>nerd killing d-cucks
>TKing
Stay mad
VENGEFUL nerd
As in he spawned as C-boy and killed us all while we were near elevator to surface. Not gonna spell out the happenings for people that weren't there, but you should at least have enough faith in the poster to assume he isn't braindead.
>tfw almost nobody shitposts on the intercom anymore
Because of cancerous reddit faggots killing anybody who does.
didn't mean to reply but have the free (You)
Is 147.135.10.140:7778 down? It times out when I try to connect.
I know that feel im one of the few that still does it and i get TKd all the time
>someone bane shitposting over mic as a squad of ntf calls for elevater
>no survivors
>door opens and dock kills everyone
Fuck guys mic spammers are a blessing
>be d-boy in light containment, wandering around looking for cards and trying to avoid peanut
>run into the initial spawn of NTF as they are coming out of the checkpoint
>plead for my life, tell them I can lead them to the scientists in 914
>leading them through light containment, run into the group of SCPs coming down to kill everyone
>total chaos, somehow escape as shyguy rages and kills everyone else
>the doc finds me hiding in one of the rooms, plead for my life, show him I have a yellow card and tell him I can lead him to to 914 where everyone else is
>He doesn't kill me, lets me past the door, so I guess he accepted
>running through light containment again as he follows me
>run into everyone as they are running out of 914 towards the checkpoint
>total chaos, escape again and end up hiding in one of the rooms
>I had no idea where I was going the entire time
is it normal for absolutely nobody to be talking?
that's a bug that happens sometimes (all the time) when you join a match. It'll fix itself when the next match starts.
>get gun as D-Boy
>get conceal it from nerds
>nerds leave 914 and leave one behind who keeps upgrading
>kill that nerd and get his keycard
>the nerd spawns as CI
>as soon as he sees D-boys he shoots them
Not even mad i had great keks killing that nerd
It also sometime happens between rounds
>All those SCP stuck in Ikea at 7777
Excellent round
LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE
>it's a 2servers full 2servers empty episode
>spawn as 173
>snap a dude's neck in front of everyone mid-sentence
>everyone laughs
>crash
>server crashes
>go to reconnect
>game fucks up
>soft locks
>reboot
>server full
gonna try to get :7778 goin
>2 servers 20/20
>2 servers 0/20
boys pls
Artifact is going to be the next big thing
TFW you're hiding in the shadow as your fellow dboi gets a trivia game for his life...
STAY STRONG JOHNNY TEST
i failed you boss
Micspammers are kino. They've always had rootings in Veeky Forums.
What the fuck causes this microphone bug, it completely ruins the game
You did good, the capital of Egypt was a trick question.
Did you keep looking over to check if I was there? I can't believe the furries were such shit.
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join guys.
will the real airplane gang please stand up?
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24.178.139.165:7778
USEast, 20 slots on each server. Active admins and great crowds. Updated to prevent round end crashes that prevented players from connecting to the next round.
Fuck off with those reddit servers.
It happens on your first round to server and fixes automatically on next round. How many first rounds you play on server?
Keep posting reddit servers here and I'll use an injector and break the fun for everyone.
>admin
Will the real Uridon please stand up?
>admin
Hacker killing people randomly on 147.135.10.140:7779
>that brief flash of my dumb ass as peanut in this one
nice
They really need to increase the gun spawn rate in Light Containment. Games are starting to get so samey as D-class.
>when someone makes a streamable or greentexts a story and its about you