>TWC mods ban you for even bringing up LAA, even telling you it's illegal to use it >Modders include LAA in their downloads and tell people they can't even use the mod without it What an autistic website.
Only thing I don’t like is the cookie cutter province system, forcing things like the max base food buildings everywhere, trivializing the fact that there are 3 choices, and furthermore public order/sanitation must be balance absolutely perfectly the same way every time on high difficulties or it won’t balance, there is literally only a single way to balance a province every single time, only difference is your one or two military provinces whilst every other province is a copy-paste of the previous.
Aaron Bell
How do I NOT get steamrolled by savage orcs as Settra
Christopher Foster
I played it >generals bodyguards are straight up Stainless Steel tier broken and every literal who gets one meaning battles just become about massing them Disappointing, really
Alright lads I've seized all the Tokugawa and Imagawa lands on the coast, what's my next move here looking at this map? I'm thinking assailing the Ikko Ikkei is my best bet while keeping these chokepoints defended from the Hojo and Takeda should they decide to attack me. I could also declare war on the Hojo now.
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It always was. Culture packs sold at expansion costs. Game ideas are getting axed. Totalwarfags keep memes under the counter. TWC autists are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the DLCs are overpriced and our mods are unfit to play, and we sit watching our screens while some local youtuber tells us that today we had fifteen SPEARMANII revealed and three siege maps per game, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be
We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t play the games anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us our old games. Let me have my Rome and my Med 2 and my EB and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’
Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to Grace, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the historical games getting axed and the DLC inflation and the Skaven and the horse archers in MP. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a Total War player, god-dammit! My life has value!’
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
biggest fix for this would be to remove the penalty for local food shortages, so that the global food supply actually has a fucking purpose.
Second biggest thing that would benefit attila would be the ability to change some of the campaign mechanics before going in, ie do you want the huns, how do you want the weather progression to work, how do you want the climates to work, do you want the ai to focus more on migrating or staying, how much do you want the ai to focus on resettling. All of this would allow for more replay value in attila campaigns
Jeremiah Foster
>Playing AS rogue armies
How???!
Gavin Diaz
Crynsos Faction Unlocker added them a few days ago
Make a decision, east or west. You should consolidate one side of the map and keep chokepoints on the other until you’re ready. It’s just a matter of what is convenient for you.
Bow skellies. Make use of your warkitten bulldozer. Drown them in skellies.
Christian Gutierrez
>Turn 12 as Arkhan. >Sack a Bret settlement for dosh. >Attack it next turn. >3 spearmen and 2 archers, all of them at half health. >Auto resolve since it'd be boring to fight it. >Full health tomb scorpion gets deleted. I'm getting real sick of auto resolve being busted.
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Yeah, auto resolve is retarded in TW2. Constantly given 50-50 odds at best with a skaven army that mass routes anything it fights. Fucking lost my starting plague censers when I thought an 80% would be safe.
>want to play dwarves in War 2 >only choice to play them is in ME >ME is royally fucked up at the moment >meanwhile CA is deving 2-3 games
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Ian Allen
military Saba done. I literally bought my way to victory, bribed Baktria, liberated Pontus and helped them take back territory from the Galatian. Bought Sparta and the Balkans, Carthagoo is my bitch and I supported them with money.
whats up with corruption in DEI? how do i combat that? i want to paint the map but i soon get to 100
Christopher Campbell
Darth did the same thing with his mods, but especially Empire. Every engagement was even or in the AI's favor so even if you had massive technological and numerical superiority you still needed to manually resolve the battles, or else you'd lose like half your army.
Carter Moore
hardest campaign?
Wyatt Morgan
get faction unlocker play as Spine of Sotek dwarfs
I just came back into Warhammer TW and am trying out the Tomb Kings. Are they as garbage as they seem?
I've started out with Khalida and I feel horribly limited in both funds and expansion. It feels pretty much inevitable that as soon as I push in one direction and I'm going to be overwhelmed from another, because I can't maintain enough forces.
Adam Edwards
Varangian Guard Cretan Archers Cataphractoi Dismounted Feudal Knights The elephants with cannons on their backs
Evan Taylor
What about the elephants with rawket lawnchairs on their backs
Jeremiah Robinson
Tomb kings are supposed to be slow growers, because late game they steamroll. Initially it's really just about teaming up with other TK factions to grab land from the underdogs, then eventually work your way to the coast. It's supposed to be a slow consolidation of the entire desert region.
And yes, its not fucking fun because you fight the same 3 races over and over again.
But late game is a glorious sea of skellies eating the entire globe
>Playing as Lydia >Rebel against Seleucids >No one wants to trade, even if very friendly >No one wants non aggression pacts, even if very friendly >Everyone declares war, even if very friendly
If this was Attila, I'd raze every city to the ground.
>kneel fire approaching waves of Skaven >fix bayonets and draw katana at close range
John Fisher
Lol you wish, those faggots can’t even compare to the glorious carnage of 5 medieval 2 general’s bodyguards. I’ll solo every faction at the same time, flying units will swatted out of the sky with my gigantic bodyguard dicks. Millions of orcs will be pulled through with ease, melee engagements with absolutely no charge bonus will work out fine anyway, I can stand them still and have them charged by professional spears and they’ll win. They’re the best units in total war history.
Ayden Stewart
Elephant artillery, armstrong guns, those swiss armored pikemen from Medieval 1, Byzantine flame throwers, Hanzo's shadows.
Rocket launcher elephants aren't even that good honestly. The rockets fly everywhere but the direction you want them to go so you just end up using them as normal elephants.