>ask for years why we cant see our ingame networth >dude just count your items LuL >Valve charges you 4 dollars a month to see your networth HOW IS THIS OKAY?
Want to play a MOBA where: >games are shorter and less frustrating, averaging around 20 minutes each >heroes are more varied and fun, for example there's a two-player co-op hero where one player controls the movement and one player can cast spells, a hero who plays by sitting in a coccoon and remotely buffing allies, setting traps and using allies as vessels to attack from >no items to worry about, just pick from three talents every few levels, most characters have at least two ults you can pick from >a big variety of maps, all with different playstyles and objectives, like capturing points to summon a two-player mech to beat shit up with, gathering coins and handing them in to summon a pirate ship that shoots enemy towers etc. etc.
Then try Heroes of the Storm, we're not a ded game with dumb subscription shit.
The only downside is that not every hero is unlocked from the start, but you get a pretty generous 14-hero free rotation per week and daily challenges that throw gold at you so buying heroes isn't as bad of a grind as say, League.
Come to the fun, less frustrating side /d2g/, I did ages ago and I don't regret it one bit.
Jackson Campbell
just bought Dota plus why am i still 2K?
Isaac Jones
what the actual fuck is happening to dota
they have LITERAL redditors in charge of this game right now who LITERALLY think this is a good idea, make rick and morty voice packs, and change the game according to upvotes
I just want to buy it for the hats dotards, do you still get a lot of them ?
Ayden Perez
Autoplay match when???
Ryan Williams
DONT U DO IT U AUTISTIC FAGGOT I NEED TO BREED ARTIFACT BEFORE YOU END THEM
Justin Lee
>add a feature that just totals your items+current gold how game breaking
Adam Roberts
reminder to right click on the blender video to make it loop
Wyatt Evans
>it's real YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHAHHAAH
Isaac Williams
>no balance patch to fix 20-30 minute death ball meta >no bug fix >no anti-cheat/ hacking is rampant >even more smurfs due to 6 months bans >but now you can give Gabe Newell 4 mcchickens to stuff his fat face into every month for doing absolutely fucking nothing and you can also have some of the hacks inbuilt in your dota screen
Why the fuck are you still playing this game?
inb4 valve-janny enter the thread to delete all anti-valve posts
Jason Davis
YOURE STINGY IF YOU DONT WANT TO CONSUME THIS PRODUCT WAHT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME BUY BUY BUY
>Shitters on my team make bad picks >Fucking newbs go retard builds >Aren't experienced like me and can't fucking see what's good to do and what's retarded >Now valve adds a fucking subscription service that tells people what to do THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW I CANNOT BELIEVE VALVE WOULD RUIN MY DOTA EXPERIENCE LIKE THIS
Joshua Watson
i refuse to play that shitheap no matter how much better shills say it is
enjoy putting your money into the next star craft 2
Camden Richardson
That's Veeky Forums in a nutshell.
Dylan Perry
>go to dotabuff, check meta heroes >pick strong heroes, win games >perfectly fine >get dota plus in game >game tells you which heroes are good >pick them, win games >WHAT AN ABSURD DOTA IS COMPLETELY DEAD AFTER THIS I CANT EVEN BELIEVE GABE NEWELL WOULD DO SUCH AWFUL THING are you all just trolling or retarded?
Ian Sanders
Why though
Blake Moore
>Why the fuck are you still playing this game? i quit few months ago this time for good i think and i only watch majors now its weird how dota is still probably one of my favourite games but i cant bring myself to play it anymore
>no hero MATCH UPS This is the most useless thing Also wasn't this accomplished by opening the shop and selecting the Torte the Jewni and selecting the appropriate guide based on your lane?
the fact that they actually have social media women liking random posts defending them now speaks volumes about how valve has changed. there is a cancer growing within that company. in the past they would not have posted or liked anything for years while the game gets better and better.
Evan Evans
this pyuk hyuk is wonderful
Grayson Robinson
It's time to uninstall guys. Such Jewish Approach should not be tolerated.
Blake Taylor
>dotards will buy and defend this kek
Gabriel Lopez
is there a possibility that matchmaking gets worse because people autopick and Valve's system is bad?
James Scott
>game played exclusively by 3rd worlders, retards and children. like dota except worse >no matter how hard you try you cant carry because theres no items, exp is team wide and meme objectives win the game for you >bans consist entirely of the overwatch cast because they are all the best heroes in the fucking game >gimmick heroes ruin games because theyre played entirely by idiots like abathur, cho'gall and fucking probius
Andrew Sanchez
>being able to buy heroes instead of being able to grind for them is pay to win >features that are only available if you pay money are not pay to win
>guys we are losing players >they said that our tutorials are shit >i know >what if >i mean what if >we make a good tutorial >and lock it behind a paywall
>game is dying >No content >bad meta >what do i do >subscription modal baybee
Nathaniel Hill
>studied game for 10+ years to realize that after mastering over 75% of the heroes that its not worth it to pick up the last 10-15 heroes i really need to get good with. >its time consuming and annoying having to type in and select everyones picks in dota picker. >now valve can guide me like a raging bull to free wins.
I HOPE YOUR ASSHOLE IS READY.
Carson Rogers
bye hontrash
Sebastian Cook
>me project >me smart
Nicholas Butler
imagine how jewish artifact is gonna be
Angel Gomez
>dont give you an advantage that one could not already obtain >Whenever a hero is dead, access their Death Summary for a second-by-second timeline of incoming damage, stuns, and other disabling effects that led to their demise. You'll have a complete breakdown of damage types and sources, available in real time whether you're a spectator trying to make sense of a brain-melting teamfight or a respawning player learning how to avoid a recurring fate.
Kevin Hall
might unironically go back to league
James Rogers
Who is going to build most retarded shit just to ruin dota+ suggestions to fight against Valve infinite greed?
league is only considered f2p if you dont value your time at all
Daniel James
this is the one thing ive been thinking about
if enough people blindly follow what the guides say then eventually its going to be data against data and data driving data - which ends up in a weird meme spiral
kind of how the financial markets work where you have HFT memes competing against eachother and one of them going haywire sending the markets spiraling
Angel Watson
artifact will require buying cards on the market, duno where you got the idea it would not be like any other TCG
it's literally just a card market simulator for steam marketplace, the game looks like shit
Brody Martin
post yfw a month later stats show plus players skew lower mmr and have a worse winrate
Camden White
Time to keep a careful watch on that poster count, user-dotard-kuns, let's see how many of the autistic screechers start samefagging.
>yfw you realize artifact is an elaborate plot by Icefrog to purge dota 2 of the Duning-Kruger kiddies who think they're held back >only to be caught in a non-F2P game where they buy their skill and get milked dry by Valve >yfw icefrog is unleeching the valve hounds on the scum of dota 2 MDGA
don't bother, it's even worse about this type of shit
Nathaniel Roberts
>offers a lot more features than regular Battle Passes do >only assblasted because it's in monthly increments as opposed to one off payments a few times a year
Why do you guys always hivemind to the most negative mentality almost immediately?
Like I get that it's primarily how Veeky Forums has always operated, but do you ever think for yourselves or is it just an incessant want for other things to fail because your own lives are so shitty?
