League of Legends General - /lolg/

You can always be a legbutt

>Pick Crit Zed
>Do legitimately better than if I would have picked Lethality
>Deathmarks still scale off of the AD Im buillding and can get multiple autoattacks that still crit
>Games end in victory before 30 minutes rather than scaling while I fall off like a rock

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>pic related is korean pros
>meanwhile na "pros" crossplay

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>That feel when Sneaky is embarrassing his inner sissy

Our fucking girl(male)

That as it may be, I still get to win every other game like 99% of the players. Even when I play poorly I win games. Your impact on the outcome of games is an illusion.

thanks for the daily reminder friend

>calmly laning against your opponent at top
>this 4v4 happens at the match start
Too big for webm even w/o sound.
youtu.be/TgovY9TswjU

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>tfw no women in my top 3

Well I'm fucked by either a furry, a psychotic lanky man, or bara. I'm in a no win situation here. Azir I guess because he's THICC.

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Stinkrat > Disgusting Trash Creature > Twitch

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base damage+armor shred+minion aggro

if you build actual damage items you can kill him

SINGED IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGHT AGAINST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>some thridie asks me to swap
>tell him yes
>can't understand what he's asking me to pick or play since he's making deals with everyone at once and taking 15 seconds to make responses that no one can understand
>have to dodge
Silly me. If only you could fullmute in draft so I don't get baited into shit by my altruism.

How many keyfragments have you gotten since the update with the messages by vouching for this?

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Akali > Sivir > Cait

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I still don't know when I'm meant to build lethality.

Is it supposed to be against tank-heavy armor comps?

can i genderswap the guys

Make her happy by developing proofreading and better grammar, at least when talking about your sentiments surrounding her.

Remember to cum inside your support!
Pic related, cum in her!

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Kai'sa
Jungle or Bot
Choose now.

post league animal women

Buttsex is bestsex!

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UGHHHHH WHATS THIS
twitter.com/Sneaky/status/973275009866084353?s=09

...

>Midlaner bans Zed
>Flame the fucking shit out of him

Not being able to deal with Zed in League of stopwatches and wasting your ban on a statistically garbage champion, letting actual cancer picks get through because you're retarded should be a bannable offense

However, I will settle for watching them cry.

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That's the last group you want to build lethality on.
You build lethality when the enemy team is notably squshy with 2 tanks or less.

sure why not lets make it interesting

i miss this meme

sneaky > boxbox
my dick agrees

ekko buffs when

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Why should I go lethality over crit if there isn't any armor to ignore? I don't really get the maths behind it all.

the reason is that this games playerbase is mostly beta faggot soyboys that play tanks and supports
to make the majority happy (and get more money) rito makes tanks and healsluts absurdly op.
the tanks I get matched at on top wouldn't even be close to the same rank they are today in s3-s4
the game is just becoming retardproof

Janna > Sej > Zyra

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>tfw Rengar suddenly becomes interesting when gender swapped and not because furtits.

Amazonian women are cool.

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>he can't dodge the five-minute wind-up abilities of a meatshield post-bug fix
lol?

>wasting second tree for stopwatch
I used to take stopwatch just for fun, but it honestly doesn't feel worth it even on champs where I build Zhonya's. If I play well, I simply don't need it, even if it's Zed.

Fem Rengar would still be a womanlet with rage

Lethality is FLAT armor penetration, it's full numbers instead of a percentage.

So low health/armor champs get bursted quicker because the little armor they have is negated and you get more damage through

Janna > Taric > Morgana

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FemDarius > FemYorick > FemSion

i like big women
but i play too many undead fuckers

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I want to snuggle with KIed and have tender sex with him!

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I've had good experiences with Kai'Sa players going top, ADC and jg. I haven't encountered a mid Kai'Sa on my team and the only bad Kai'Sa I've had on my team was a reckless top laner.

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oic, thanks

>tfw no female samurai girl

leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/euw/I1I1I1I1I1l1

About to hit master as a girl :3 how do I get into LCS now? I tried contacting some teams but I didn't get a reply yet

Yeah but she'd be muscular and amazonian

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I know im just saying, it'd be funny

>fem
you are weak

nigga none of us can even get out of the bronze how the fuck should we know

or i just dont fancy getting assraped by a gigantic undead dick

Am still new, but damn the choice is difficult, all 3 fit different fetishes. I guess I would go with

Shortstack > Animalistic Boar Thighs > Waggling Fluffy Tail

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>women
disgusting

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Agreed, anal is the best

Femgar is simply cute.

I don't have any particular care for the animal traits - they don't even translate into combat abilities meaningfully. All that said, I'd prefer it be a skin as introducing another member of his clan probably wouldn't be as great, even if they had an equally fun kit.

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DOM TIERING SYSTEM.
Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona, Illaoi, Magma, Fire, Kayle, Shyvana
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra, Camille, Xayah, Morgana, Storm, Dark, Nami, Elise
Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Sejuani, Zyra,Soraka
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora, Miss Fortune
Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven, Quinn, Sivir, Air,Kai'Sa
Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe, Water, Nature, Akali

Submissive: Sona,Janna

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON.

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

You can fuck them. A man's anus is basically the same as a woman's. Just close your eyes and imagine its a woman's.

Here's Femgar

>imagine its a woman's.
WEAK

Same 5 loss streak winning lane and doing well on the 6th game i shit pick tank veigar top and won

>rule63 skins will never be canon
feels good man

>womanlet with rage

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I'd still hit it

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>shiphtur getting cheesed
>lane opponent took aftershock ryze vs zed
oof

>fucking Sion
>you're abous to nut
>"IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR ANAAAAAAAAAALL?!"
>snu snu you too death

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correct
fucking a girls ass or mouth is basically gay since its the same as a mans
only vaginas are straight

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CUTE!

I don't play much but get one every time I login !

I skipped a division. Nice.

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Okay fags
strawpoll.me/15257221

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I'm surprised that we don't have more champions that can look into the fog of war in a substantial way without wards.

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this is what peak female (male) performance looks like

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>can't select both

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sneaky's face is so bad for trapping jesus you guys have shit taste
face doesnt look remotely feminine

No you can only pick one, whose the alpha trap of lolg. Besides that would defeat the purpose.

I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER

WE'RE DRIFTING DOWN TO THE OTHER SIDE

So how many is it?

god dammit sneaky

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no u

boxbox gets all the votes

>The inner thigh

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>come back to the game to find that there's lootboxes here too
>but they actually have drop tables that list off the % of different items
huh
that's surprisingly unshitty of them
it's because of those chink laws and being owned by tencent isn't it

>Udyr players in charge of not being worthless

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guys i got a penta with kaisa

what do i win

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>that shoulder length
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

What is?!

Sneaky is a filthy sissy fetishist. Boxbox is actually trans. And he's repressing because he's so tall he knows he will never pass as a girl and he's suffering... I want to hug him so bad poor baby

>get carried by a Godren in bronze/silver
>get most honours
What did they mean by this

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