>Gameplay look it up faggot there's dev blogs on youtube, loads of losers on twitch, funny moment and bugs compilations everywhere and webms floating around /v/ and /wsg/
>Shit's on fire. >I wish I was riding my horse instead. >This painter is taking too long. >My feet hurt.
Mason Wood
Fuck is this 1.3.2 meme. vavra hasnt even finished eating his breakfast
Brayden Price
They seriously need to add a "total weight" column for items that you're likely to carry several of. I didn't realize I had 16 stupid fucking torches for no reason.
Caleb Campbell
There's a number of items held column right there in the inventory user.
Ayden Williams
Are you the guy that made this? The original mod got flooded by feodra jokes at the point the modder got mad, he locked the comment section and later left Nexus Mods for good
You're underestimating the level at which Napoleon was at that moment, after chasing Russian army through Russia, getting into Moscow, finding it empty of people or food, and then realizing that hey. Shit's on fire, yo.
Grayson Lee
Wait, you're telling me it wasn't meant as a joke?
Nope, 100% serious. He eventually made a comeback and reuploaded it as a Cthulhu mod to avoid all the memes
Camden Wright
It's kilograms you fucking New World heathen.
Nolan Powell
I prefer the one that replaces all mentions of Jesus and God with Henry desu, that's a proper meme mod.
Jason Bell
Okay, just so that we understand each other. There was some dude who got offended by medieval people in bumfuck Bohemia talking about god all the time and therefore he made a mod to mock them?
Daniel Bennett
No it's pounds Few swords weigh ~3kg
Lucas Phillips
No, it is pounds. But not the weird imperial pounds, but the ancient main country pounds people used before kg standardization.
>There was some dude who got offended by medieval people in bumfuck Bohemia talking about god
I mean, many people got offended by medieval Bohemia not being full of africans
John Wood
Oh ffs. Is it just an american thing or are atheist everywhere also so obnoxious? I know they exist in my country, but apart from one guy who is always rallying nobody actually gives a fuck. No strong christian convictions, no strong atheist ones.
Joshua Mitchell
That was just one guy, desu. The rest was just shitposting.
I think every country has edgy children.
Anthony Martin
I used to be an obnoxious atheist but I grew out of it when I realized that other people's beliefs are none of my business and as long as they're not hurting anyone they should be allowed to worship whatever and however they please.
Henry Fisher
I mean, I don't really know But I lift using 5kg dumbbells and I'm a pussy, wouldn't be surprised if knights were able to lift 10kg
Ian Hill
>he didn't read the resetera topics
Sebastian Adams
post bird songs. I love hearing a magpie in the morning
Just found out about the patch, did they fix the Robber Baron quest yet? I spent an hour selling stuff right after starting it and don't want to do it over again
Isaiah Mitchell
Kookaburra laugh is based though technically not a song.
Ingame stats. I mean they made groschen decimal instead of splitting into 7 pennies, why wouldn't they use a simple system for weight.
Jayden Howard
I like kookaburras when they don't fully commit and just do a "ooo ooo oooh oooh"
She's not even subtle about her intentions. She basically manipulates and rapes Henry. Like oh my god I am literally shaking and crying right now
David Ramirez
Kind of butterfacey but hot at the right angles like Henry, clearly into Henry from the start but respectful enough not to throw herself at him while he's with Bianca, and saves his life.
Connor Garcia
>While she is wildly riding Henry she internally think "Fuck you Bianca! He is mine now!"
Landon Wood
If I win a crazy big lottery jackpot I think I'll invest in Warhorse's next game, I want to see what Vavra can do with a bigger budget.
Is that ball and chain the jail debuff? I've only ever played a gudboi Henry.
Luke Lewis
Yep. The Cuntstodian in Sasau threw me in jail. He'll get what's coming to him next time I see him.
Asher Diaz
Shields were usually 1/3in thick or thinner, you block either with the edge or by glancing.
Thomas Sanchez
Is there anyone in Sasau who isn't a prick?
Actually the chanting blacksmith is an alright guy.
Wyatt Peterson
Him and the engraver are alright guys. Everyone else wants to bant your head off
Ethan Scott
When I fight against "high" skill enemies, it's pretty much only master strikes or clinch + one whack the whole fight. If I'll try just to swing at them I either get perfectly blocked, counterattacked or master striked myself. There is no middle ground. Am I doing something wrong or combat just bad? It feels like Dark Souls PvP if both players are ultra defensive and just parry fish each other. I fucking despise it.
Joshua Hill
The engraver is a bit of a toff though.
Yeah it's not great. What level are your stats and skills at? Those really do help.
Luke Russell
Yeah you should rp and train with Bernie daily for a while if you don't want high level enemies to require cheese.
Angel Butler
12 defence, 8 warfare. In my previous save I somehow got 20 warfare at once and faced the same situation when fighting bandit camps in Skalitz from Interlopers.
Connor Perry
Answer me please All the patch notes say is "fixed Hans Capon quest issues", has anyone checked if their saves are still corrupted after talking to Sir Hanush?
Johanka is probably the worst of them all. >wahhhh i've been here all the time being good and holy and helping people while you've been lounging about Fuck that self-righteous bitch.
Carson Taylor
Those bandit camps are pretty much the endgame content, they're not meant to be easy at all. Especially that nigga with the Milanese plate and the hounskull, fuck that guy. I had to run away and come back to merc him while he was sleeping.
Jeremiah Nelson
I wonder if that dialogue changes if you make a beeline to the monastery at the start of the game and help her. Something to try next run I guess.
Evan Long
Do new games from 1.3.2 still suffer the no encounters problem?
Julian James
Why is the stupid town guard mission so fun? Why do I wish you could stay a town guard? This should be boring as hell I cant even describe why I like it.
William Gonzalez
so how would you guys rate this game after all?
Anthony Scott
Nightingale is a true bro.
GOTY if they can patch it to stability.
Christopher Rodriguez
how am i meant to buy a horse when theyre all just called fucking horse
Wyatt Torres
They're not. The buyable ones have names. Which farm are you at?
Colton Mitchell
Does anything happen after the sex scene with Theresa? Like does anything happen after the sex? I had to cut the scene short because my sister walked in.
Luis Bennett
1: Go to Merhojed B: tell them you've seen the horses III: buy Warhorse Jenda Four: there are no other steps
Robert Ross
>white horses "No."
Samuel Jones
you're looking at the wrong horse the best horse is actually the one with the highest courage because horse on infantry combat is op as fuck
Carson Cook
>using crutches when your leg ain't even broke
Justin Morris
How hard is it to steal a horse for Merhojed? That miller wants me to steal one, but I'd rather not do something that gets me into actual trouble. Small time pickpocketing and lockpicking are not even close to the level of stealing a horse.
Thomas Rogers
It's piss easy, just wait until everyone in town is asleep then mount up on one and ride it through the fields so you don't get seen by any patrolling guards. Possibly the easiest mission any of the millers give you.
Leo Brooks
how do i trigger the archery contest for wine? theres no one here
Blake Wright
>Being a horse thief. CEASE
Landon Gonzalez
is it just me or are spears really fucking op. its a bitch to carry it around but it makes fights trivial. just straight up kills in two hits what would take forever with a sword.
Dylan Parker
>Conan, what is best in life? >To give them a fair fight, to war honourably and to take no advantage if you can.
Henry isn't surrounded by fucking barbarians, isn't the bastard son of one and doesn't aspire to be one.
Evan Ward
Fighting isn't about what's fair, as you're implying by your crutch post, in reality what you call a crutch is what everyone else calls an advantage. The only fair fight is one you win by the largest possible margin you can manage.
Do you also take off your armor to fight enemies less armored than you?
Samuel Hill
Revert back to 1.2.5, start a new game and reach the mill. Make sure to gather your gear and make all the "start quest" pop ups appear then save. Update to 1.3.2 and check if you get random encounters. That's how I managed to get random encounters again anyway.
Yes
Cooper Cooper
>Decide to tell the heretic women to gtfo before the vicar >Dumb heretic bitch refuses to leave Fucking Waldensians, how high should my speech be? It's at 11 right now, with +1 properly due to the saviour schnapps I drank right beforehand.
Parker Jenkins
What did 1.3.2 fix then? And do they release patch notes anywhere?
Christopher Carter
Are Mace Master Strike training is bugged in 1.3.1? It's not possible to complete because for some reason the game doesn't let you riposte during training. But Sword is fine.
Liam Mitchell
Both Mace and Axe training are broken, and somebody said you can't pull off shortsword master strikes even after you train Sword ones.
Mason Foster
I think 1.3.2 just made the LODs not fixed.
Kevin Jones
Yes its broken
No master strikes for now - learn you some combos.
Gabriel Murphy
Learn combos.*
*combos guaranteed to not work against any enemy more skilled than a drunk peasant
Carter Cox
Speaking of combos, what's up with not being able to strike guys while they're knocked down?
If you want to play an accurate archer you probably wouldn't wear a Hounskull or gauntlets. Dickass archer/10
Isaiah Sullivan
How in the ever-loving fuck do I get 16 experience points in Warfare to max it out when all of my other combat skills are already at 20? Bow doesn't count btw
