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>that kid in 7779 that sounds like he's in middle school
this is why you have to make sure not to drop children on their heads during infancy
147.135.10.140:7778 is deeeeeeaaaaaaaaad
Does anyone have that gif of Doc walking down the hallway with two zombies? Taken from the Dr Dick video?
the d-boy massacre was too much for the server to handle
Sure do
got 2 in 80, can we get some more?
140:7780 go
Bringing 147.135.10.140:7778
back up it froze for some reason.
Thank you!
Name?
merge into 7778
This doesnt feel like it fits with the doc and a dboi.
Should have been a nerd instead.
The d-boi? Yeah. Doc is needed though.
Is there a way for server hosts to allow SCPs to speak to non SCPs
we went to 7778 instead 147.135.10.140:7778
Why though? Doc feels more like a chad/australian and not the lame guy.
i fucking hate this game stupid hit detection
all it takes is fucking bunnyhopping to make you invinsible to get dinged
why the fuck dont fix all this obvius game breaking exploits
Because of 714. Stopping him from getting a zombie or something.
fug
Calling all drawfags! I have a mission of the utmost importance. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is make an edit of the doom cover art to feature a lone d-boi holding off a hoard of nerds and furfags, and maybe peanut as the other marine coming to "help". Or something like that, whatever you think is cool.
I'm not going to lie, if you accept you probably won't survive and if you do live all it'll net you is the adoration of a nameless shitposter on a finnish mammi evaluation smoke signal congregation, but that's no reason not to do it, you absolute madman
Yup. Feels impossible to kill people as a moldy boi at times. Or Larry.
I love you guys and this game
They need to make playing the MTF and Chaos more interesting. Dying as a D class or scientist is pretty much the exact point the game becomes a chore.
requesting any human class using the supersoaker on peanut or lanky
I love you too, user.
/r/'ing that someone make this a dboy or a nerd making doctor dick read 1025
same here user. I was think something along the line of giving the furfags or chaos boys non-sentient scps, like the pill bottle that cures everything, to secure or pinch respectively
I'll sit in 7780, idc. Join up
7780
POPULATE
>"Target sighted"
>Try not to shoot each oth-
MTF are always a clusterfuck.
POPULATE N COPULATE
>MTF is supposed to focus on containing the SCPs
>they rather shoot a D-boy instead of using it as sacrifice to larry
>that one guy who keeps making kissy noises and pretending to smooch other players
y-you too
>D-boy comes into view from the shadows
>we all start shooting out of reflex
>"Hold your fire, it's a D-Boy!"
>a solid second later someone headshots me from behind
if im mtf and find a dboy i restrain him and use him as meatshield to scout ahead in doors
until some other furgat kills him
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
bois
>@reprobateart
interesting art this guy draws
/r/ing this but with "I'm a scientist, but..."
Codsworthless is in 7778, kill on sight.
*smooch* I love you Doc...
Uridon?
no homo
woah guys, you're populating 7780 way too quickly
still you
larry buffs when
>can't stop getting DC'd despite 100ms
Is an phaggot
Bane is based
got tons of footage of him
147.135.10.140
he isn't using a soundboard, it's all 100% impressions
>tfw full
>that guy who plays pokemon battle music when scps show up
so good
How has a game this fun avoided plebbit's watchful eye? Where did we go so right bros?
>tfw those guys that play metal gear music when an SCP find them
I always let them live a little longer or pretend to lose them, they earn that much because D Boys die so much anyway.
LITTLE BIT OF A SOYONTIST
It's not like it has really, it's just that it's easy to set up servers only for /v/tards and buttblast weak retards into leaving other than the furfag
It hasn't. The public servers are full of faggots.
We're just lucky that nobody from reddit or the SCP:SL discord would even dare join servers with friendly fire on, much less servers that allow micspam or don't immediately ban for doing anything other than hardcore roleplaying.
nice
>be Scientist
>follow other nerds and D boy flock into 914
>Work on upgrading cards
>Larry shows up
>hide in the input box
>someone opens the door and Crybaby gets in
>see carnage through a slit in the input box
>Crybaby runs out, Larry leaves
>wait
>sneak walk to a corner of the room
>D boy runs in, Larry in tow
>he looks at me, Larry nabs him
>Larry somehow doesn't see me in the corner and leaves
>when all is clear, close door and make black card
>sneak out of Light containment
>Sneak through Heavy Containment
>get to Surface at Chaos Spawn
>See NTF
>they're getting slain by the doc and his hoard of moldy boys
>they see me
>Maybe I can survive this jump
>OOF
and that was how I killed myself and yet was so close to freedom
streamable.com
lots of people do that
Would a killfeed improve the game? I feel like if it would help punish TKing if it only activated on TK.
>larry buff when
>lanky rework when
>doc hit detection fix when
>disable jump/bunnyhop when
>fix voice issues when
>better map generator when
i cannot believe the faggots pretend to add more content when everthing already is a broken cluster of spaggeti code
>streamable.com
>runs up to an MTF guy, regardless of what weapon he could've unsheathed, at such low HP
>continues to bumrush the guy even after it's revealed he's letting loose the bullet hose of chaos
>tries to close the door on him
It's true... Lanky is for the brainlets...
Had a guy in my game earlier this evening playing Metal Gear music. Was fucking perfect. We were CI and he played what I think is the main theme when we were breaching, then started playing sneaky music when we found two d-boys and were escorting them out. Lastly played what I'm guessing (again) was boss music when furries were retards and let the SCPs out and we fought them on the surface. We managed to kill Crybaby but we eventually fell to Doc and his bois. We went out like men though.
>disabling jump
just make it so it's not impossible to catch bunnyhoppers, only whatever amount harder to touch them and not basically impossible
That being said all I want is 079 back in and everything you listed fixed, all the other spaghetti glitches can stay as long as the game is more stable. PoS glitches like the elevator SCP and shit give it charm, 1 min femur breaker does not.
>peanut teams up with D boiz
I play Macintosh Plus whenever peanut shows up. legend has it that it makes him A E S T H E T I C and calms him.
yo feared one is hacking, fucker warped into and out of the armory
It's actually best if the MTF split into small teams. This way, hallway firefights dont result in teamkills and there can be more accomplished (kill larry, escort scientists, scout for CI)
If the playable SCPs were exposed to 458, what would their pizza be like?
>purposefully enrage Lanky and tell him to kill the NTF
>he kills me instead
This post isn't wrong, but mostly only on paper because even though MTF group IQ is possibly one of the lowest in the game, they still get more done if they have a bunch of people sticking together and going "hurr we need to save scientists" or "stop fucking shooting me shoot the fucking plague faggot", they're basically just idiots without firepower in small groups
at this point you're just nitpicking, the game is fine and playable. this is the only game I actually get excited to play b
is this game fun
Nerds are for bullying.
I swear to god getting the gun as the D Boy horde and just chanting like tribal savages at the scientist to do this or that is one of the most purely fun things in the game
I still feel like a gangrape is about to happen when a horde of unruly D-bois descend upon a helpless nerd.
>nickpicking
nigga you been on /v/ too much
the game is fun as fuck (due most to play with other shitposters) but also it has some of the most game breaking issues
Is there a new players pastebin
D boys are prisoners, gangrape is to be expected
Life is a d boy must be hard; you never know when some nerd will send you to your doom
Wouldnt it be fair for a d boy to get at least some revenge by filling a helpless nerd with d goo?
>when you spawn as nerd and you hear a ton of footsteps nearby
I can make that happen, user. Is this your true wish? Once I do this, we can't go back.
Spawning as a D boy, Scientist, or SCP is the best shit. When you spawn as NTF it always sucks, Chaos is pretty decent though.
>tfw helping dboiz as peanut
Have you reached the next level yet, user?
We haven't reached that point yet
No but there is this informative picture
Do the tutorials as well
>spawn scientist
>open door
>door across from the one you opened opens
>HEY IT'S A NERD
>HEY EGGHEAD
>FUCKING SOYENTIST
>DROP THE KEYCARD FAGGOT
>HOW'S THAT DEGREE WORKING OUT
>300 IQ HUH
>FUCKING NERD
>NERRRRRD BOOOOY
>WHERE'S 914 HUH EGGHEAD? YOU WORK HERE DON'T YOU?
It's like some sort of surreal horror film
Not really. But interacting with other players in a buggy mess is.
>those sighs of relief when you're chaos and you make it to light
KOS: Tsunny for TKing and elevator nading.
You know I can't say no.
>Nerd keeps getting pressured by surrounding D boys
>gets bullied into 914
>physical bullying by constant shoving and door shenangins
>verbal bullying
This is getting out of hand.
Not your personal army, post proof faggot
So really, nerds should spawn with lube just to try and spare their asshole a bit?
>me and another furry find two nerds downstairs, go back upstairs to a lift and then a fucking rebel is on the other side and kills us all when our guard was down
I don't know who you are or what I've done to you but you seem really salty for some reason to keep posting this!
Very well. I will return in a few days.
I swear to god no matter what you do if you ever enter Heavy or ever go back to Light one MTF or CI will always be there to fuck up your day
Tsunny is a faggot, I'll kill him
I will eagerly await your return.