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>News
Chicken wins the latest US and EU Splatfest!
New Weapon! Neo Sploosh-o-matic is available! Sub: beakons; Special: tentamissiles
Pearl and Marina amiibo will release on July 13!
Inklings will be in Smash Bros. 2018!
The Octo Expansion DLC has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign with 80 missions and playable Octolings for $20!
Version 3.0 is coming in late April with piles of new content! Over 100 pieces of gear, Rank X, and new and returning stages including Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Wahoo World!

>Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

>List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

>Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=btTGlUxrZug
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Dude, dualies rule!

Why are squid and octo girls so gay?

Because squid and octo boys are so gay

any salmonoidy run rooms going?

Fuck woomy's thighs, cum on her tummy

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Definitely. These Dark Tetra Dualies are the best because I can roll circles around the enemy team!

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I'll host

Dualies are for foolies.

cool, thanks.

2/4 if anyone else needs sr

These are my fave, aside from the undercover brella.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=btTGlUxrZug
Octo trailer break down by gamexplain

>30 minutes for a 4 minute clip
This is really something.

Watch that mouth, please and thank you.

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gotta get those tubebucks somehow

thank you without youtube retards watching a trailer for me i could never watch it by myself

Lets rate each other's squibs!

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Anyone wany to join?
2/4

Salmon?

Would exit the splatoon matrix with/10

added

Russian spy woomy? Looks neat!

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Middle of a run rn

Post code.

going to host a room right after the rotation change if anyone wants to join me

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i wish i wasnt so bad at this, barely able to jump back into this game after i got a 2nd part time job

you know it homie

Thanks! Am going for a spy/matrix thing so yay. Of course I use the Kingsman brella too

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Join in

Reminder that food for woomies is a privilege not a right, and can be taken away from them.

lookit this fatass

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3/4

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So much for that.

looks like it's 3/4 again but a different 3.... shrug

how much if at all do i need to think about rerolling my clothes if im a casual turf warrer

and how hard would it be to get a setup that just helps my position as a passive turfer to my team

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mains alone should be good enough honestly
don't stress too hard about rerolling and chunks and shit or else you'll burn out really fast

sorry got busy checking the update
SR room open

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thanks, ill keep that in mind
reason i ask is that pretty much every player i see online is just focused as hell on rerolling

Don't even think about it if you're just gonna play Turf.

well, there's only so much to do, and it gives you something to aim for. i just aim to scrub and collect chunks, save the shells for adding slots.

3/4

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SHE UNDERSTANDS
UNDERSTANDS
UNDERSTANDS UNDERSTANDS
THE CONCEPT
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE.
She looks like she'd playfully bully a shy boy shes had a crush on forever.

Don't starve your woomy

Still 3/4

Senda I have NO IDEA whateven that last wave was, we just got swamped, like we shot from lv100 to lv 350

I want to see senda and kier scissor

that wouldnt really feel good, infact crushing their balls together like that sounds extremely painful

That is entirely up to my woomy.

Standing by.

Kier is a masochist

Kek. What do they have to do to get foods?

ggs, but it's pretty late and I got my rewards.

>Quick respawn: Gets hard again quicker after climax
>Quick Super Jump: Used to escape sex-crazed woomies
>Sub Saver: Increases Size of Loads
>Tenacity is lasting longer without climaxing.
>Ninja squid lets you stick in the pooper without the other person realizing, Decreased noise.
>Sub Power Up
Mouth and fingers feel better
>Bomb Defense Up
Decreases pain from rough sex
>Opening Gambit
A good first impression
>Last-Ditch Effort
A good last impression
>Comeback
Increases recovery during resting periods but only before orgasm
>Haunt
Partner's scent is remembered, increases chance of meeting again
>Thermal Ink
Xray cum
>Respawn Punisher
If partner cums first, partner is forced to continue cumming until you do
>Ability Doubler
Makes everything feel twice as good
>Stealth Jump
Decreases chance of partner noticing they're having sex
>Object Shredder
Tears condoms
>Drop Roller
Imminent orgasm can be delayed by changing positions
>Cold-Blooded
Become a deadbeat

3/4 anyone else

gg

>pure tenacity
>opening gambit main
>ability double
>respawn punisher
How to fuck someone to death

Change out ability double for drop roller when you're out of splatfest. Like the game, it'll take a bit longer but you'll still get there. Pure pottery

So am I but that still just sounds awkward and uncomfortable and not enjoyable even for a masochist

>breeze through S
>barely able to maintain S+, 3 cracks before the OK line
Wew, looks like I hit my peak, this shit got like 20x harder once I ranked

give me cycle king cap or knitted hat with SSU or else, ninty.

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You can't have opening gambit and tenacity, and can only pick one of respawn punisher and doubler.

>Woomy invites you back to her place for a little "Chunk grinding~"
>You get there in your empty 1 star grinding gear
>Shes wearing 3 pure bomb defense ups
post yfw

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>using that polka-dotted abomination

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They have to be good, never lose matches, make me money and don't bother me. Only then does woomy get to eat.

i like it please dont be mean
it seems cool addition to my regular boring black outfit and it isnt huge like other hats

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It's a yarmulke with a visor.

>Respawn Punisher and Object Shredder, every other sub/main is special charge up
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Plushanon reporting in, she finally has two legs and I'll be adding the purple lining on the shorts again, I just wanted to embroider it instead since it'll be thinner and give it a cleaner edge. Tonight I'll work on the boots and hair pieces.
back of her head is bald right now.

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I went out of my way to get that exact same outfit with decent abilities.

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cuuuuute

Great Zapfish flying over inkoplis.

I was saying last thread that the abilities should be male-exclusive to give the males a fighting chance against the females.

You forgot Special Charge up, Special Power Up and Special Saver.

holy fucking shit whats your loadout
cause i don't think i've ever seen fresher-looking squid

>got lucky with the first goldie hunt
>second one is on the last gusher we activate
that was harsh and ending with grillers was too much

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It's unfortunate his set will only look good with that specific ink color.

I want to have a threesome with Marina and Agent 8

i'd buy it
i'd buy it nine times

Squidfin Hook Cans
Chilly Mountain Coat
White Arrows

Pi related

Now if you'll excuse me, my heater is making funny noises and I'm afraid it will kill me.

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Anyone else playing s1? Online is great lately

>Special Power up
Increase pleasure gained from both parties
>Special Saver
Keeps climaxes consistent
>Special Charge
Gets both squids quicker to climax
Something like that.

the mystery weapon was a spatterscope. nuff said.

Jesus fuck soo many stingers gg

soon(tm)
I'll actually be opening my shop back up in a week or two depending on what stock I have done. Right now my shops closed because I wanted to switch to in stock items as opposed to made to order for everything. and this time I'll reserve a couple custom slots for /ink/ers since I think there's been a guy interested for a while and last time my customs got filled before I could even ask if he was still interested.

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>dropped from profresh 300 with randoms
>spent 4 fucking hours trying to get it back
>still stuck between 250-270
Fucking kill me already

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Oh right and swim speed and run speed obviously increase speed. Not every squiddo has both run and swim speed gear.

Specials are their own hyper sex positions that cause instant climaxs. The point of the "game" is to make your partner climax more and potentially get a "Knockout". What would the specials be?

HAZARDOUS

MAX HAZARD

HLM mode activated

N, I love you to death but you have a lot to learn in Salmon Run.

>My gear loadout is SCU+triple SPU, SCU+triple Special Saver, and SCU pure
My yebby wants to impregnate all the woomy

please end my life unironically

I missed this feeling of despair

You should try being black

Do you have other squids you've made?

WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY

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Ah fuck me, it's almost funny how that went downhill so fast.
Almost.

Woomy?